Begin your sentence with..........

Sorry about running over your feet with my clown car, but I had to dodge the banshee that was masturbating on the Sasquatch in the middle of the road.
 
Mom, exasperated by my indecisiveness, once said 'fuck me, you'll never commit suicide, you change your mind tòo much '
 
Other people lurking behind the scenes at this thread might think we are lovestruck, and are hogging the thread, but if you look at the time between posts, there has been plenty of time to jump into the thread, I'm just saying. 😏
 
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