Begin your sentence with..........

[Shady_nz]

Now where have I heard that before?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Before you throw me out, let me explain...

 

[ccs29745]

Explain all you want, the last Cadbury cream egg is mine!

 

[Shady_nz]

Mine, mine, mine, always and forever

 

[ccs29745]

Forever and ever, always.

 

[Shady_nz]

Always on my mind and in my heart

 

[ccs29745]

Heart was a good music group.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Group sex is not for everyone.

 

[Shady_nz]

Everyone has someone that they have loved and lost

 

[EctoJohn]

Lost my mind and now I can't seem to find it.

 

[Seadog777]

It all began when we were drinking.

 

[Shady_nz]

Drinking too much only leads to trouble... and bedwetting

 

[EctoJohn]

Bedwetting is only a problem if you prefer a dry bed.

 

[ccs29745]

Bed keeps calling me, but work says no.

 

[Seadog777]

No way, do I want to be called into work today.

 

[ccs29745]

Today is day 2 of 6 before I have a day off.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Off the top of my head I'd say that NO...pineapple does NOT belong on a pizza.

 

[CX726577]

Pizza should never be eaten while playing the xylophone.

 

[EctoJohn]

Xylophones sound amazing, but not very convenient to carry as a normal phone.

 

[ccs29745]

Phone calls without a name on caller I.D. will not be answered any time soon.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Soon it will be summer and less clothing will be worn by all.

 

[Dubinsky]

"All in The Family" works differently as a sitcom than it does as a porno.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Porno music doesn't usually get me in the mood

 

[Dubinsky]

Mooed. That's what the cows were.

 

[Lily13]

Were you thinking drinks or dinner?