Begin your sentence with..........

[MrPimms]

Say what you like about the trains, they are a bit crap at times

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Times are hard, my cock currently is not

 

[MrPimms]

Not that you’d believe it, but he does watch a lot of porn

 

[CiaoSteve]

Porn used to make me hard, but as I get older so the thrill becomes weaker

 

[MrPimms]

Weaker than dishwater is how I would describe certain brands of drink

 

[ccs29745]

Drink of choice for me is mountain dew or a nice cold coke most of the time.

 

[AnnieWritesStories]

Time to slide my panties to the side and let the neighbors catch a glimpse.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Glimpse of what my dear Annie, now you fill me with intrigue

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Intrigue and mystery are key components of a thriller

 

[MrPimms]

Thriller was a genre of film where tension was rife, always a slow burn with some cracking shots

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Shots ring out loudly in the night skies

 

[MrPimms]

Skies without the light pollution give an awe inspiring view at night, with it, it looks like orange soup

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Soup and a sandwich goes well for lunch on a winters day

 

[MrPimms]

Day by day, these nights get longer, the days get shorter, that should mean more wanking but it’s now very sore

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

Sore and aching but that was a lot of fun.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Fun, fun, fun is what the Beach Boys sang about

 

[Cwtchseeker]

About time that the tide finally begins to turn

 

[MrPimms]

Turn around bright eyes was written by someone in the grip of a demonic possession, turned out even turned around red eye still bright

 

[CiaoSteve]

Bright be the flame which still burns in my heart, dull be the flicker which fills my life

 

[Shady_nz]

Life is what you make it..either for good or bad

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Bad apples poison good people

 

[Betty_Boobz]

People are people, so why should it be?

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Be a good boy for me and you may get a surprise.

 

[ccs29745]

Surprise, I'm not a good boy most of the time.

 

[snexxer]

Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so.