Begin your sentence with..........

[snexxer]

Made in Sheffield. Thats got to be printed on any cutlery you buy.

 

[MissMarie32]

But the sex toy that suits your needs

 

[EctoJohn]

Needs are not being met.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Met a wonderful soul online

 

[LeSabreur]

Online fantasies do not lead to satisfaction.

 

[Graybear1826]

Satisfaction can be found here on Literotica.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Literotica has been a godsend; sad, I know, but you don't know how dark the days were

 

[Shady_nz]

Were you sad? So sorry to hear that . Hope all is a lot better for you now

 

[EctoJohn]

Now the real fun can begin.

 

[ccs29745]

Begin the day with a good yawn and stretch.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Stretch well before a run.

 

[snexxer]

Run is another word for a ladder in tights or stockings.

 

[Graybear1826]

Stocking feel incredible during foreplay.

 

[LeSabreur]

Foreplay that goes on for hours is something I miss!

 

[EctoJohn]

Miss the catch and people get angry with you.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

You may take your leave.

 

[fsa52]

Leave everything on the table.

 

[EctoJohn]

Table this discussion for later, we have to get going now.

 

[ccs29745]

Now is the time for action and not sitting around complaining about everything.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Everything cums to those who wait... or is it, there is more chance of cumming if you don't finish too early

 

[Jasmine12345]

early this morning he finally came home

 

[Graybear1826]

Home is a wonderful place if you are there waiting.

 

[Jasmine12345]

waiting for you to get it

 

[Graybear1826]

It's a sad fact that waiting for me to get it might take a little time.

 

[Jasmine12345]

time, exactly, for a Sloe Screw