Begin your sentence with..........

[CiaoSteve]

Today I'm almost ready for the big day, just the last minute cooking to do in the morning

 

[ccs29745]

Morning everyone, happy Christmas eve and to this over the pond and beyond, merry Christmas!

 

[CiaoSteve]

Christmas crackers are full of bad jokes like... why did the snowman go rummaging in the box of carrots... he was picking his nose!!!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Nose grazed against her mound as his devilish tongue worked her clit and his fingers curled up inside her warm willing pussy, teasing her towards her release

 

[CiaoSteve]

Release those reservations and do something you never dreamed you could

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Could it be that you’re imagining things or is it really what you’re thinking about?

 

[CiaoSteve]

About time I got the presents under the tree; now which one was for you?

 

[Lovebooks]

You gave me a present under the tree, how sweet.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Sweet delights follow on from the main course

 

[Lovebooks]

Course I want dessert, doesn't everyone.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Everyone is welcome to suggest what dessert they prefer

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Everyone listened as they spoke up and revealed how the story ends.

 

[EctoJohn]

Ends prefer to have a beginning, otherwise they don't work.

(Ha, managed to start my sentence with both the replies before me )

 

[CiaoSteve]

Work it... work it... the gym instructor kept shouted at me

 

[LeSabreur]

Me and him is poorly grammar students.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Students think they know it all, but so much cums with years of practice

 

[Betty_Boobz]

Practice makes perfect, allegedly

 

[CiaoSteve]

Allegedly, the moon is made of cheese, according to Wallace

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Wallace should run for Prime Minister.

 

[ccs29745]

Minister was sinister when he opened the canister of worms.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Worms are essential for cultivating the ground

 

[Betty_Boobz]

Ground nuts are not the same as tree nuts, just saying

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Saying and believing are two separate things more often than not.

 

[LeSabreur]

Not only are they distinctly different, so are saying and doing.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Doing everything together