Begin your sentence with..........

[CiaoSteve]

Darkness will start ending earlier each day now that we are after the winter solstice

 

[MrPimms]

Solstice is a great time to remember that better times are ahead

 

[EctoJohn]

Ahead is a curve, you might want to turn.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Turn around and don’t come back.

 

[EctoJohn]

Back up before you run over that animal.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Animal instinct took over and I couldn’t help myself.

 

[MrPimms]

Myself is that frustrating image in the mirror who always seems contrary and always seems to know what I’m about to say

 

[fsa52]

Say what you will, but that dress looks horrendous.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Horrendous situations in life can be made easier with the help of good friends or a decent orgasm

 

[LeSabreur]

Orgasm is nice, but is not my primary goal, which is pleasing my partner.

 

[fsa52]

Partner up with someone in this class.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Class divides cause more harm than good

 

[EctoJohn]

Good thing I came prepared.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Prepared to go absolutely insane, you mean.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Mean what you say and say what you mean, that way there can be no misunderstanding

 

[ccs29745]

Misunderstanding one another leads to confusion and arguments.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Arguments are what some people thrive upon

 

[LeSabreur]

"Upon my word," said Esperanza, "I swear that I have never gazed upon such a magnificent erection!"

 

[CiaoSteve]

Erection... erection... every four or five years they have a general erection, and the winners form a so-called government... a government full of big pricks!

 

[EctoJohn]

Pricks happen when you deal in cactus plants.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Plants would make for better politicians than the current zombies running the place.

 

[EctoJohn]

Place your bets!

 

[LeSabreur]

Bets are all well and good, but show me the money!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Money comes and goes.

 

[EctoJohn]

Goes over, he does, to the last place that he saw her.