Begin your sentence with..........

[LeSabreur]

Grammar is going to hell in a handbasket, just like everything else!

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Everything else is someone else's problem, not mine.

 

[Trubbycat]

Mine Shaft is a popular name for gay bars.

 

[EctoJohn]

Bars of chocolate are worth their weight in gold.

 

[LeSabreur]

Gold is a terrible material for a dildo.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Dildo(s) are sometimes worth their weight in chocolate.

 

[LeSabreur]

Chocolate is like coffee: I only go for the really dark stuff.

 

[EctoJohn]

Stuff makes up 100% of everything.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Everything can be broken down into the same component parts... atoms!

 

[LeSabreur]

Atoms are essentially empty space; everything is built from weird little forces!

 

[ccs29745]

Forced of nature can be cruel and or picturesque sometimes.

 

[LeSabreur]

Sometimes I get lost in daysreams.

 

[Stephie02]

Daysreams, not sure what those are, are they like daydreams? What's the difference?

Edit: payback for my bourbon meat comment

 

[CiaoSteve]

Comment has it... I had a day full of dayscreams, which are very much like daydreams but louder

 

[LeSabreur]

Louder and louder she shouted, trying to get the older man's attention.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Attention span gets shorter as you get older, so you need to be more assertive

 

[LeSabreur]

Assertive people tend to make more progress.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Progress doesn't always have to be quick; a slow steady edging can be quite satisfying

 

[Stephie02]

Satisfying her tomorrow is my intention

 

[CiaoSteve]

Intentionally, that sounds like a fantastic idea

 

[Stephie02]

Ideas with her are easy to come by

 

[CiaoSteve]

By chance do you still find new ideas to try out these days

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Days go by and still I dream of....Hugh.

 

[LeSabreur]

Hugh and I would have made a great team.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Teaming with life, the rivers used to be, but when I go fishing there's barely a nibble