Begin your sentence with..........

[CiaoSteve]

Everyone, turn to the person to your right and say hello

 

[ccs29745]

Hello to the bathroom mirror beside me.

 

[EctoJohn]

Me and you, we were like this.

 

[CiaoSteve]

This is a stormy day outside, but I feel warm and cosy chatting in here

 

[LeSabreur]

Here is the church, and here is the steeple; open the doors and see all the people.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

People....not a fan.

 

[EctoJohn]

Fan blades can really hurt if they hit you going full speed.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Speed all you like, but remember you won't stop in this icy weather

 

[ccs29745]

Weather gone nuts lately as it's near 70 one day and in the 30's for highs 2 days later.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Later is a perfect time to start my day.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Day in and day out, I find myself being lured back here

 

[ccs29745]

Here you can meet some interesting, fun, weird, and wonderful people.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

People will always disappoint you, but they will also surprise you in the most beautiful ways.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Ways of surprising me are frequent and common

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Common types of enemies gather where you expect them to

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

To pee or not to pee, that is the question.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Question is more about how many times than whether you feel the need

 

[PotNoodle79]

Need a cup of tea or a margarita, not bothered which.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Which way you choose will take you north or south, both of which could be quite exciting

 

[EctoJohn]

Exciting rides are always the draw of a theme park.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Park up, park up... come on in... welcome to the house of fun

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Fun is the intent of threads such as this.

 

[ccs29745]

This is a fun and interesting thread for all.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

All I want for St. Stupid's Day is a book of dad jokes.

 

[EctoJohn]

Jokes are everything to a comedian.