Begin your sentence with..........

[EctoJohn]

Lust can build like a volcano moments before erupting.

 

[Shady_nz]

Erupting emotions can be painful for others to watch

 

[GraiceeGirl]

Watch your language, I've heard on more than one occasion.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Occasions... you either love them and make the effort, or find yourself keeping to the shadows wishing somebody would whisk you away to somewhere more private

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Private musings are probably best not uttered aloud in the middle of a crowded subway train.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Trains where I live have a habit of running late, if they even run at all

 

[Wandering_Sen]

All the kings horses and all the queens men really could not figure out how to make a decent omlete.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Omelette is what you used to get for dinner every day in France if you were vegetarian

 

[ccs29745]

Vegetarian people sometimes get overlooked at work when food is planned.

 

[SoCalAshley]

Planned to have a quiet Friday night, but the tequila had a different agenda.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Agenda items for today’s meeting include the quarterly budget review and the new marketing strategy.

 

[EctoJohn]

Strategy is needed for games like chess.

 

[ccs29745]

Chess is a game of skill and patience.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Patience is a card game you play alone

 

[Orwellian69]

Alone is track one of Songs of a Lost World by The Cure

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Cure yourself physician, lest someone claim buffoonery!

 

[CiaoSteve]

Buffoonery is a word associated with our old PM Boris Johnson

 

[EctoJohn]

Johnson is, on average, 6 inches long.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Long ones can be great, especially when in a soft bun, covered with crispy onions, and smothered in mustard

 

[Lovebooks]

Mustard one of the best condiments and comes in many guises.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Guises and aliases are an intelligence gatherers best tools.

 

[Lovebooks]

Tools are the most useful gadgets.

 

[EctoJohn]

Gadgets make for an amusing but somewhat clumsy inspector.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Inspector she was, naked I was, fuck me she did.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Did you ever wonder what it might have been like if you asked her out?