Begin your sentence with..........

[ccs29745]

Be on the sofa last night I was, and I got better sleep on it than the bed.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Beds need to be filled with vegetables, but wait until the last frost has passed to plant anything tender

 

[Soundz]

tender touches leave me wanting more

 

[Wandering_Sen]

More often than not, I wonder why humanity is filled with absolute bellends.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Bellends are not to be confused with bell-bottoms in the trouser stakes

 

[EctoJohn]

Stakes are not popular in the vampire community.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Community service is one outcome of breaking the law

 

[Shady_nz]

Law alwsys wins, so don't go breaking it!

 

[MerryeMikee]

It is a short word, but not the shortest.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Shortest work I've ever published is 750 words, but is it a story or just a snippet of one

 

[Wandering_Sen]

One is not always the loneliest number.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Numbers are important... the right one opens many doors, the wrong one just leaves you wondering

 

[Lovebooks]

Wondering why people just can't get along anymore.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Anymore or any more, I always get confused as to which offers something additional

 

[JessMarsh69]

Additional information is needed before we can rule out the suspect

 

[ccs29745]

Suspect was butt ugly according to the victims report.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Report the violations and steal the cream cheese, but remember that ducks will never stay in a row.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Row after row after row was turning his arms into limp rope, and his spine into a flaming stump, as he propelled his tiny skiff forward against the power of the ocean.

 

[EctoJohn]

Ocean calls my name, so I build myself a boat.

 

[Lovebooks]

Boat people love sailing the across seas.

 

[EctoJohn]

Seas can be quite rough to navigate during a storm.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Stormy times lie ahead, batten down the hatches and find somewhere safe to hide

 

[Orwellian69]

Hide, its Monday

 

[CiaoSteve]

Monday is the start of yet another thrilling week in the pleasure zone I tend not to call work

 

[ccs29745]

Work hard for the money.