Begin your sentence with..........

[F3x0r]

I often set rules for myself that bite me in the long run

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Run as fast and as far as you like—you still can’t outrun karma.

 

[The_Gal_Who_Got_Away]

Karma, according to Taylor Swift, is a cat

 

[Cat]

Cat, a feline friend or a state of mind.

 

[The_Gal_Who_Got_Away]

Mind if I taste what you're eating?

 

[F3x0r]

Eating is a very good idea, I'm starving

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Starving for food is easy to fix—it’s everything else that takes longer.

 

[F3x0r]

Longer is not always better, but sometimes, it is, depending on context

 

[mickyp123]

Context is a form of communication to defraud you of money

 

[EctoJohn]

Money for Nothing pretty much defined early MTV and 1980s pop music.

 

[The_Gal_Who_Got_Away]

Music makes the world a better place

 

[Temptations2]

Place your orders please

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Please develop some parenting skills—your kids will thank you.

 

[F3x0r]

You sound like that is aimed specifically at someone

 

[EctoJohn]

Someone out there is your best match.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Match.com is a stupid dating website.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Website dating really took off with 5G—faster connections, same results.

 

[F3x0r]

results,,, you guys are getting results, what the fuck

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Fuck, how long did I nap?

 

[ccs29745]

Nap would be great, but it's late in the afternoon now.

 

[mickyp123]

Nap is not a good pastime for Airline Pilots

 

[Polranny25]

Now, in the UK, it is 2305, methinks it is time for bed

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Bed time tonight is going to be seriously late.

 

[F3x0r]

late,, I guess technically it is already but I'd imagine I'll be up for a while yet

 

[Temptations2]

Yet again we seem to be bolstering up the late night threads