Begin your sentence with..........

[Underscore_2]

Touchy feely people always arouse my suspicions

 

[ccs29745]

Suspicions are abound by just about everyone anymore it seems.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Seems as though the song remains the same.

 

[Seokrocks]

“Same thing” often means something is actually quite different.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Different tool, same outcome... a smarting redness starting to spread

 

[Underscore_2]

Spread, a more marketable name for margerine

 

[CiaoSteve]

Margarine, a poor substitute for butter

 

[Underscore_2]

Butter is uncool for those who are lactose allergic or intolerant

 

[CiaoSteve]

Intolerances are very unforgiving

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Unforgiving hearts tend to carry heavier burdens over time.

 

[Underscore_2]

Time doesn't exist in my sphere so I'm all right Jack

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Jack and Diane by John Mellencamp somehow bottled American nostalgia perfectly.

 

[Crownvic]

Unforgiving hearts tend to carry heavier burdens over time.

Absolutely true..

 

[Underscore_2]

Perfectly syncopated to the great American dream which never really existed

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Existed briefly and disappeared like a ghost in the night.

 

[Underscore_2]

Night they tipped the tea into the harbour

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Harbour tea was apparently best served overboard that night.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Night is a time for comfort and closeness

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Closeness in proximity means very little without closeness in presence.

 

[Underscore_2]

Presence of hungry alligators blows that idea out of the watet

 

[CiaoSteve]

Water is a dangerous place, especially when filled with jellyfish

 

[Underscore_2]

Jellyfish are not all dangerous in fact some are edible

 

[baculum]

Edible underwear are not recommended for use as swimwear.

 

[EctoJohn]

Swimwear falls off a lot more in comedies than it really does.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Does anyone ever actually read the terms and conditions?