Begin your sentence with..........

[Cwtchseeker]

For once, stop trying to blackmail people

 

[CiaoSteve]

People watching is a great way to pass the time

 

[Underscore_2]

Time for bed, night night

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Night is when thoughts can catch up with you

 

[Underscore_2]

You're trying to teach your grandmother how to suck eggs

 

[PD_hunter01]

Eggs are beautiful and can be sucked

 

[Underscore_2]

Sucked a nice one today, long and straight

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Straight to the point

 

[Underscore_2]

Point of it all is to have fun, right?

 

[PD_hunter01]

Right hand is best for masturbation

 

[Underscore_2]

Masterbation suffices when the significant other is unavailable

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Unavailable today, tomorrow and the next said the doctor

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Doctor said having regular sex would add years to his life.

 

[Underscore_2]

Life is full of such surprises

 

[PD_hunter01]

Surprise surprise motherfucker

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Motherfucker, unclefucker, cousinfucker or fatherfucker, they are all fucked up

 

[Underscore_2]

Up there with you on that one

 

[Underscore_2]

Mornings start so early; evenings are really when I have the chance to relax

Where did this one come from?

 

[Underscore_2]

Up there with you on that one

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Where did this one come from?

I had to change my reply as PD came in before me.. think he must have seen before I changed it

 

[Underscore_2]

Next sentence starts with

One

 

[Underscore_2]

One more for the archive

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Archive everything except what you need today

 

[Underscore_2]

Them is powerful spells

 

[EctoJohn]

Today has been rather slow.