Begin your sentence with..........

[ImpureMind]

Fries will attract gulls from a 200 metre radius.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Radius, the word, prompts thoughts to the pleasures of a journey to the center of the mind

 

[kurrginatorX]

Radius, the word, prompts thoughts to the pleasures of a journey to the center of the mind

Mind is to brain what loquere is to ass

 

[done_got_old]

Ass backwards is how he does everything.

 

[billg1421]

Everything's coming up Roses.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Roses are red, violets are blue; I would never fuck you because you look like Mr. Magoo.

 

[ImpureMind]

Magoo was one helluva character.

 

[Phenorke]

Character is the act of moving on in face of failure

 

[ImpureMind]

Failure should not be a source of shame, I remember my grandfather once told me while we were out chopping wood in his yard.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Failure should not be a source of shame, I remember my grandfather once told me while we were out chopping wood in his yard.

Yard maintenance is of the utmost import.

 

[ImpureMind]

Import those narcotics and make yourself a fortune, is an old Mafia mantra.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Import those narcotics and make yourself a fortune, is an old Mafia mantra.

Mantra of the day: Goosfrappa.

 

[done_got_old]

Goosfrappa is an unfamiliar term for me.

 

[ImpureMind]

Me and you have really got to sort this out.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Me and you have really got to sort this out.

Out of a genuine concern for the beauty of language, it would be remiss of me to not point out that the correct verbiage would be "You and I."

 

[ImpureMind]

I will now seek out a mountain hut and avoid all outside contact.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I will now seek out a mountain hut and avoid all outside contact.

Contact with alien life would be a blessing and a curse.

 

[done_got_old]

Curses upon you, you dirty rascal!

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Rascal Flatts said it best: Tell me what your story is

 

[done_got_old]

Rascal Flatts said it best: Tell me what your story is

Is that a snake behind you?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Is that a snake behind you?

You won't get me with that old trick, Sneaky Pete.

 

[ImpureMind]

Pete died in the forest when a giant Redwood came crashing down on his Jeep.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Pete died in the forest when a giant Redwood came crashing down on his Jeep.

Jeep, that loveable character from the old Popeye cartoons, is actually what the Jeep vehicle was named after. No lie.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Lie, I can't and admit this is now in my head: Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

 

[sheltering]

"Lies are prettier, but not more beautiful, than truth" ~