Begin your sentence with..........

[Shady_nz]

Interesting times in which we live

 

[Underscore_2]

Live as you would versus live as you could is a simple choice to make

 

[F3x0r]

make that choice and stick to it

 

[Underscore_2]

It makes no difference cos we all die eventually

 

[Adrian81]

Eventually I will get a shave today

 

[F3x0r]

today,, you SHALL be shaved

 

[CiaoSteve]

Shaved parmesan tastes so good atop a plate of fresh pasta

 

[Underscore_2]

Pasta with a cheesy beard sounds totally different

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Different positions still often end with the same results.

 

[F3x0r]

results based business is often ruthless

 

[Underscore_2]

Ruthless positions often end with surprising results...

 

[CiaoSteve]

Results are what will win you the world cup

 

[Underscore_2]

Cup is already installed in Trump's cabinet. He's already guaranteed that he's the only winner.

 

[EctoJohn]

Winner of the race was the horse with the most ridiculous name.

 

[Underscore_2]

Name the worst president with the funniest name

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Name something that doesn’t currently have a name.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Name that tune.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Tune your violin or it will make a horrible squeak

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Squeak is all the orange blob does all day

 

[Underscore_2]

Day after day after day after day after day after.
.the man is such a bore with a war and a whore

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Whore, slut, slag,… all terms that man has likely used whilst being a complete cunt himself

 

[Underscore_2]

Himself, he sat there and contemplated his navel

 

[CiaoSteve]

Navel oranges are one of the few foods I absolutely hate

 

[Underscore_2]

Hate them or love them they're an excellent source of vitamins and fibre

 

[CiaoSteve]

Fibre is a good way of connecting to the internet