Begin your sentence with..........

[CiaoSteve]

Again my travel plans change but still I have a week of curries to look forward to

 

[Underscore_2]

To which I'm reminded of my own plans, set in stone

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Stone cold is how many here describe their sex life

 

[Underscore_2]

Life's like that, never good enough for some people, don't they have hands?

 

[CiaoSteve]

Hands down, that hardness slowly softens, desires unsatisfied

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Unsatisfied people often suffer in silence

 

[CiaoSteve]

"Silence," called out the librarian breaking the peace and quiet of the library

 

[Underscore_2]

Library nowadays doesn't even have a librarian it has a machine to scan the books in and out

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Out with the old and in with the new

 

[Unquoted]

New ways of expressing old ideas will not impress anyone.

 

[Underscore_2]

Anyone with a closed mind will never be impressed whatever is presented before them

 

[F3x0r]

Them, oh I wouldn't worry about them closed minded bastards

 

[Ramkhadak]

Bastard king, bastard king chanted the crowd when they saw William.

 

[Underscore_2]

William sought revenge and had them all shot at dawn

 

[Ramkhadak]

Dawn sex is often the most refreshing

 

[Underscore_2]

Refreshing drinks help to make a heatwave bearable

 

[Ramkhadak]

Bearable comes from a bear and has nothing to do with drinks

 

[Underscore_2]

Drinks another double malt and thinks "prick"

 

[Ramkhadak]

Pricks on a bears tongue torment women at the right places

 

[Underscore_2]

Places to be, places to go, places the likes of which you'll never know

 

[Ramkhadak]

Know all and you will be no fun.keep learning get a life

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Life is like a box of chocolates; everything is labeled.

 

[Ramkhadak]

Labeled boxes or labial boxes

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Boxes stacked too high can fall on your head.

 

[Ramkhadak]

Head and tonguing are different terms for the same activity.