Begin your sentence with..........

[F3x0r]

inn keepers can recognize vampires and witches just be smell alone

 

[CiaoSteve]

Stake, medium rare... I was surprised just how tough it was

 

[Underscore_2]

Was a Russian general's spawn, they were bred to be tough

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Tough and strong, and incredibly long..just like a roll of Andrex toilet tissue

 

[Underscore_2]

Tissue that made that joke that made me cry with laughter

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Laughter can be a great medicine

 

[ccs29745]

Medicine helps, but rest and friends also help.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Help was a record by The Beatles

 

[Underscore_2]

Beatles split up due to problems of allegiance 'cos Paul didn't approve of John's relationship

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Relationship is a term of linking someone or something with another

 

[Underscore_2]

Another day done and time to rest, so it's goodnight from me.

 

[Underscore_2]

Me and my friend the cat, into the night we sat..

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Me and my friend the cat, into the night we sat..

Sat silently and fell asleep under the stars. Good night

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Night falls, and the stars remind us we’re part of something much bigger.

 

[Adrian81]

Bigger egos mean terrible people

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

People would be a lot happier if they spent as much time managing their own lives as they do judging others.

 

[Ramkhadak]

Others can influence your life but you really have to chart your own path

 

[ccs29745]

Path to happiness depends on how you make it.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

It caught me completely off guard to hear from them after all this time.

 

[Ramkhadak]

Time is a great healer,even brings back a deflated hardon

 

[YummyTreat]

Time is the only currency you can't earn back, so spend it wisely.

 

[YummyTreat]

Hardon up the ass

 

[Ramkhadak]

Ass flucking and oral were not considered sex in the era of Bill Clinton.

 

[questquilya]

Clinton's worst stain is turbocharging the mass incarceration of people of color.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Colour gets better as summer morphs into autumn