Begin your sentence with..........

[Sweet_Lara]

Dreams are tame and you can do better; welcome to my nightmare

 

[haventdonethat]

Dreams are tame and you can do better; welcome to my nightmare

Nightmares follow you like a shadow, forever.

OOPs! Am I disqualified?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Nightmares follow you like a shadow, forever.

OOPs! Am I disqualified?

Disqualified for making it a plural? You get the pass on this one.

 

[loquere]

Disqualified for making it a plural? You get the pass on this one.

One pass that's all you get, the next time you fuck up we'll drop a fucking elephant on you.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

You ask me why I like to sing? And you ask me why I like to play? I got to get my kicks some way

 

[baculum]

Way up north they build igloos.

 

[2020DAVE]

Way up north they build igloos.

"Igloo" is just another way Eskimos say "I love you". . .

 

[ImpureMind]

You keep going on this path until you hit the fallen Oak, then veer off to the right and in 10 minutes you'll be at the waterfall.

 

[loquere]

You keep going on this path until you hit the fallen Oak, then veer off to the right and in 10 minutes you'll be at the waterfall.

Waterfall is the code word, forget the code word and our guy on the inside will gut you like a fish, and drop you in the sea.

 

[ImpureMind]

Sea sickness can bring a man to his knees.

 

[loquere]

Sea sickness can bring a man to his knees.

Knees are symbolic for weakness, never kneel ever, every person I've seen kneel ended up being brutally murdered by a not yet caught serial killer.

 

[Inbef]

Killer rabbits may be nearly extinct, but some have still been spotted in the wild.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Wild Thing, you make my heart sing

 

[loquere]

Wild Thing, you make my heart sing

Sing loudly and proudly our beautiful anthem, the world anthem, the anthem of the People's Republic of China.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Sing loudly and proudly our beautiful anthem, the world anthem, the anthem of the People's Republic of China.

China is my bitch.

 

[baculum]

Bitch kicked me right in the nuts.

 

[ImpureMind]

Nuts should be dried and salted.

 

[loquere]

Nuts should be dried and salted.

Salted everything isn't good for you at all.

 

[ImpureMind]

All of the audience gasped in horror as the woman fell from the trapeze.

 

[loquere]

All of the audience gasped in horror as the woman fell from the trapeze.

Trapeze? Oh I thought you said strapon.

 

[done_got_old]

Strapon your seatbelt, it's about to get wild.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Strapon your seatbelt, it's about to get wild.

"Wild and crazy guy" is how Steve Martin was booked in his stand-up years.

 

[loquere]

"Wild and crazy guy" is how Steve Martin was booked in his stand-up years.

Years ago I used to watch the movie father of the bride & father of the bride 2 with Steve Martin, I used to love those films.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Years ago I used to watch the movie father of the bride & father of the bride 2 with Steve Martin, I used to love those films.

Films like those, you actually watched them with Steve Martin?

 

[ImpureMind]

Martin Thomas had dreams of becoming an astronaut.