EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 52,970 Aug 21, 2026 #23,951 Pride cometh before Vegeta falls.
ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 9,687 Aug 21, 2026 #23,952 Falls can lead to injuries which could lead to getting paid by a guy and an emu.
Ramkhadak Daddy Joined May 3, 2026 Posts 6,174 Aug 21, 2026 #23,953 EMU is an abbreviation for Electric motor unit
U Underscore_2 Literotica Guru Joined May 15, 2026 Posts 8,587 Aug 21, 2026 #23,954 Unit brings us back to one
Ramkhadak Daddy Joined May 3, 2026 Posts 6,174 Aug 21, 2026 #23,955 One appendage, several orifices,yet all should be sated.
U Underscore_2 Literotica Guru Joined May 15, 2026 Posts 8,587 Aug 21, 2026 #23,956 Sate yourself quickly so that we may be done and be rid of you
snebb There and back again Joined Jul 4, 2026 Posts 3,009 Aug 21, 2026 #23,957 You wanted to be done so quickly that you forgot to pull up your pants.
U Underscore_2 Literotica Guru Joined May 15, 2026 Posts 8,587 Aug 21, 2026 #23,958 Pants heavily as he tries to make an escape with his trousers down
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 3,429 Aug 21, 2026 #23,959 Down he falls, suddenly realising just how tricky it was to sprint with his pants around his ankles
U Underscore_2 Literotica Guru Joined May 15, 2026 Posts 8,587 Aug 21, 2026 #23,960 Ankles and wrists bound, his predicament seems dire
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 3,429 Aug 21, 2026 #23,961 "Dire, dire!" he shouts, wondering just why they are not fleeing the burning building
Dave2206 Writer Joined Aug 5, 2026 Posts 76 Aug 21, 2026 #23,962 Building upon solid foundations reduces the chance of your house falling into the canyon, which is statistically unlikely this Summer due to the prolonged drought.
Building upon solid foundations reduces the chance of your house falling into the canyon, which is statistically unlikely this Summer due to the prolonged drought.
snebb There and back again Joined Jul 4, 2026 Posts 3,009 Aug 21, 2026 #23,963 Droughts can be great equalisers of all classes of the society.
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 3,429 Aug 21, 2026 #23,964 Societies come in all shapes and sizes, some more secret than others
snebb There and back again Joined Jul 4, 2026 Posts 3,009 Aug 21, 2026 #23,965 Others have told me of your exploits with the mushrooms, can I borrow your humidifier?
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 3,429 Aug 21, 2026 #23,966 Humidified mushrooms... is that a type of soup?
snebb There and back again Joined Jul 4, 2026 Posts 3,009 Aug 21, 2026 #23,967 Soup I can have, the spicier the better!
U Underscore_2 Literotica Guru Joined May 15, 2026 Posts 8,587 Aug 21, 2026 #23,968 Better not tell him what's in the soup, it would be a shame to miss the entertainment once it goes through his system
Better not tell him what's in the soup, it would be a shame to miss the entertainment once it goes through his system
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 3,429 Aug 21, 2026 #23,969 System down... mayday... mayday... the plane plummeted towards the ground
ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 9,687 Aug 21, 2026 #23,970 Ground chuck makes a great meat for hamburgers.
BeautifulShadows18 Literotica Guru Joined Feb 7, 2025 Posts 4,629 Aug 21, 2026 #23,971 Hamburgers are best when they’re cooked on the grill.
ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 9,687 Aug 21, 2026 #23,972 Grill is good, but on the griddle keeps the grease from flaming up.
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 3,429 Aug 21, 2026 #23,973 Grilled at an interview, I walked out a nervous wreck
A Adrian81 Innocently filthy Joined Aug 16, 2025 Posts 3,886 Aug 21, 2026 #23,974 "Wreck my ass!" She demanded. How could I refuse?
Cwtchseeker Best Welsh Cuddler💛 Joined Jun 25, 2017 Posts 26,913 Aug 21, 2026 #23,975 Refuse to bow to my intrusive thoughts tonight, as I know I am overthinking again