Begin your sentence with..........

[jonnoback]

Horniness is such a poor word there surely must be something far more eloquent

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Eloquent speeches can inspire people to change the world.

 

[vibes]

world is my oyster

 

[Underscore_2]

Oysters, surely, are just flashy slugs

 

[Kat90xx]

Slugs got in through my letter box and made a real mess downstairs

 

[jonnoback]

Downstairs was a real mess after the slug episode but they’d all gone by the morning

 

[Kat90xx]

Mornings are only as good as the night before

 

[Underscore_2]

Before opening one's mouth try engaging one's brain

 

[Underscore_2]

Before opening one's mouth try engaging one's brain

@Kat90xx Just stringing words together

 

[KatNipHigh]

Brain matter was splattered all over the sliding glass door.

 

[Ramkhadak]

Doors closed for Dick when it became known that he could not maintain an erection.

 

[Coyote100]

Erection can be a problem for those who make it to ninety years.

 

[Luscious_Delight]

Years can go by very pleasantly if you know how to fill them.

 

[Ramkhadak]

Them breasts appear swollen said the doctor to his nurse.

 

[KatNipHigh]

Nurse Ratched was a fictional character in the book, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".

 

[Underscore_2]

Nestled down beneath the sheets, ready for an evening of thrills

 

[Ramkhadak]

Thrills are better after you undress her and remove all the frills

 

[MerryeMikee]

Frills can be ticklish, decorative or even erotic

 

[Ramkhadak]

Erotic touches paint the clit with a different brush

 

[Underscore_2]

Brush away the cobwebs and dust, make the place fit to entertain a queen

 

[MerryeMikee]

Queen Cleopatra was reputed to bathe is asses milk, who milks an ass?!

 

[Ramkhadak]

Ass milk is the closest to the breast milk of women who are very horny.

 

[Underscore_2]

Horny and ass send my imagination onto another path entirely...

 

[Ramkhadak]

Entirely understand your predicament

 

[Underscore_2]

Predicament for the policeman was that he had two captives but only one set of handcuffs