Begin your sentence with..........

[GraiceeGirl]

Overcome the urge for dessert—you can do it.

It has to be the best vacation ever.

 

[KatNipHigh]

Ever since the first time I heard that song I have loved it.

 

[jonnoback]

It was a long way up by she was determined to complete the climb

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Climb every mountain… yeah, you do you boo!

 

[ImaginedScenarios]

Boo is a very strange word, if indeed it is a word

 

[ccs29745]

Word of the day is whatever you want it to be.

 

[jonnoback]

Be still my beating heart as she will post soon, maybe

 

[CiaoSteve]

Maybe she will, but whilst you wait, I'll get in there with a little more nonsense

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Nonsense, gentlemen—fine, I’m here now!

 

[jonnoback]

Now is not the time for fear, that comes later

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Later today, when everyone arrives, the shenanigans will begin.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Begin with a bang, finish with a whimper

 

[ShesSlippery1234]

Whimper into my ear how much you needed to feel surrounded by me all day long.

 

[Dave1010101]

Long slow strokes make for slowly building pleasure and intense orgasms

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Orgasms are great, but have you ever found money in an old coat pocket?

 

[ShesSlippery1234]

Orgasms, long and intense and all the more breath taking when together.

 

[jonnoback]

Pockets are great for finding long lost possessions

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Possessions have a way of disappearing when you’re away and your wife decides to declutter.

 

[jonnoback]

Declutter day even instills fear into non hoarders

 

[CiaoSteve]

Hoarders soon find the house filled with all sorts of random items

 

[Coyote100]

Items to remember while having sex can be found in the Kamasutra.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Kamasutra was left open in the library at position seventy-two bringing a chuckle to the seniors bingo session

 

[jonnoback]

Session ales were created during the war to stop the workers becoming too inebriated

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Inebriated people are rarely as subtle as they think they are.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Are so... we is subtle as a brick... even after a glug or five