BFW's Swan Song

[voluptuary_manque]

"Threadmaster's" log entry
12-29-08

cc: CDC, Literotica, Scouries

To date, a total of five variants of the "Hijack" virus have escaped quarantine procedures. Specifically:

--AH1422/Eata, the "Pickled Rat's Ass and Other Delicacies" strain,
--AH764/Gram(mar) Neg, the "I Before E Except After Whenever" mutation,
--AH6969/4Play, the especially virulent "Teacher!Kink/Stella's Products" variant,
--AH2153/BDSM, the "Yardstick" mutation of the "Stella's Products" strain, and
--AH0000/Null, the "You Said/No I Didn't" retrovirus

have all escaped Level 3 containment.

The parent strain of the Hijack virus appears capable of undergoing almost limitless mutation with extreme rapidity. As current containment procedures have failed utterly, recommend proceeding immediately to Level 5 protocol.

In the absence of immediate implementation of Level 5 procedures, recommend that we just fucking give up and enjoy the flirtations, fireworks, and off-the-wall comments.

(Oh, damn... make that six variants.)

That cracks me up.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Now that's a fine and shipshape threadmaster's log. An excellent example to the rest of us...

 

[starrkers]

yeah, i can see why. he used to get on my tits, but then i thought of that old trick of trying to understand the guy.

...and he still got on my tits.

but now, he's okay. i find him hugely entertaining.

He's always been hugely entertaining, particularly when he's trying to get on my tits

 

[Guest]

"Threadmaster's" log entry
12-29-08

cc: CDC, Literotica, Scouries

To date, a total of five variants of the "Hijack" virus have escaped quarantine procedures. Specifically:

--AH1422/Eata, the "Pickled Rat's Ass and Other Delicacies" strain,
--AH764/Gram(mar) Neg, the "I Before E Except After Whenever" mutation,
--AH6969/4Play, the especially virulent "Teacher!Kink/Stella's Products" variant,
--AH2153/BDSM, the "Yardstick" mutation of the "Stella's Products" strain, and
--AH0000/Null, the "You Said/No I Didn't" retrovirus

have all escaped Level 3 containment.

The parent strain of the Hijack virus appears capable of undergoing almost limitless mutation with extreme rapidity. As current containment procedures have failed utterly, recommend proceeding immediately to Level 5 protocol.

In the absence of immediate implementation of Level 5 procedures, recommend that we just fucking give up and enjoy the flirtations, fireworks, and off-the-wall comments.

(Oh, damn... make that six variants.)

This is brilliant.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

How many people do you currently have on your tits?

And can I join them?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

And can I join them?

okay, okay, stop jostling!

hiya, selena.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

okay, okay, stop jostling!

hiya, selena.

I have no idea what it means... it just sounded like a fun place to be!

 

[Guest]

I have no idea what it means... it just sounded like a fun place to be!

I had to ask.