cocktail42
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elliemaescousin said:YAY! everyone congradulate me!!! i finally lost my virginity! to bad it can't happen in real life!
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elliemaescousin said:YAY! everyone congradulate me!!! i finally lost my virginity! to bad it can't happen in real life!
elliemaescousin said:lovely pics cat. . .as for you cocktail, sorry no pics. my computer is in the stoneage! but why don't you pm me and we can continue this in private!
wildbill71334 said:Ofcourse this is only my opinion and should in no way be misconstrued to represent the opinion of the average male mind. Now that the disclaimer is out of the way. I feel that guys who are pursueing women with large breasts are cheating themselves out of the opportunity to get to know some very exciting and interesting women.......
<snip> ...... I love them all. <more snip>
Traveller_NJ said:Well said. It's all good.
What is my favorite breast size? The size of the one currently in front of me.
Tom
lady*laura said:Being in the large breast category I have to say, I find it very irritating to meet a male for the first time at a social gathering and he is staring at my chest while talking to me. I don't stand and stare at his crotch.

cocktail42 said:We men find it very irritating when a woman does not stare at our prodigious crotch. It is very rude you know not to. While you are starring at our crotches you won't notice us starring at your prodigious chest. A true win win situation.![]()

cocktail42 said:We men find it very irritating when a woman does not stare at our prodigious crotch. It is very rude you know not to. While you are starring at our crotches you won't notice us starring at your prodigious chest. A true win win situation.![]()
lady*laura said:LAUGHING! Oh dear....I never quite saw it that way. I'll have to try it next time I go out!
fallin_snow said:so that is how i dont know in the past few years that they are not talking to me... cause i am trying to look them in the eye...![]()
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cocktail42 said:If you were shorter you could just look up as they are looking down - that would be all right if you are standing real close and you are really short and your lips are very near their prodigious crotches and they could rest their drinks on your head (sorry, sorry but I had to work this joke into a conversation for my class on improper juxtapositions of oral genital management).

catastrophe said:LMAO... Yes, men WOULD think of it that way, wouldn't you...
fallin_snow said:oh geeee and you woudl pick little old me too.. i am probly the shortest one here too..![]()
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cocktail42 said:Hello Cat,
In your case it's a traveling eye as it follows the entire length of your body - associated with a constant licking of the lips. While this is happening you should be licking your lips and starring, once again, at your dance partners moving crotch.
cocktail42 said:Who knew but now I really want to meet you - let's say Happy Hour?
fallin_snow said:which place?![]()
and have my drink ready...lol

catastrophe said:LOL That was very suave... managing to slide a bit of compliment in with the completely ridiculous crap. *grin*