Biggest Cock

[bluntforcemama]

clarification

cock, that is.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

My goodness but you're high maintenance. Fine. I'll feed the twinkies to my rooster. Sheesh.

 

[Up North Guy]

Well, the pics speak for themselves...

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44158

but if its still the numbers: 7" long, 6" around.

 

[bluntforcemama]

7 inches in girth, 7 inches long, then we'll talk.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Perhaps it would help if men measured and weighed their cocks then shrink-wrapped them and put them in the Piggly-Wiggly Meat section so you could shop at your leisure?

 

[Up North Guy]

Shrink-wrap?
*gulps*

No thanks. I'm kind of attached to it.


*watches the joke die quietly*

 

[TN_Vixen]

Perhaps it would help if men measured and weighed their cocks then shrink-wrapped them and put them in the Piggly-Wiggly Meat section so you could shop at your leisure?

LOL

 

[bluntforcemama]

Perhaps it would help if men measured and weighed their cocks then shrink-wrapped them and put them in the Piggly-Wiggly Meat section so you could shop at your leisure?

Yes please, right next to the undercooked sausage.

 

[miles]

TN_Vixen

LOLOL

 

[TN_Vixen]

miles?

CBAFM

 

[bluntforcemama]

miles

shove it, pro-zack.

 

[cymbidia]

who cares about length? Give me girth any day!

I once knew a man for a short time who was about 4" around, i swear to god (though i never measured him either, sexy-girl, o funny one!), but only about 3" long when fully erect.

It was, well, ultimately very disappointing for me, quite frankly. I think, however, that he had a bright future in Brother Love's Travelling Sexual Freak Show.


Humming to myself, remembering...
~Starting soft and slow
Like a small earthquake
And when he lets go
Half the valley shakes~

 

[Guru]

 

[bluntforcemama]

cym, you bad girl! *snickers* I think I know what you mean. My first partner was not blessed with endowment. But my second partner (and current) is something of a phenomenon! I feel like I've lost my virginity again.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Attention Shoppers...

Grade-A beef on special today, lean and juicy, and melts in your mouth. Also, help wanted in the meat section wrapping tongue. Please see the Manager for a Tongue Job.

 

[bluntforcemama]

It better be a blue light special, because meat is so expensive anymore, especially for a 5th-year college student. Do you have discounts? Do you take food stamps?