Bistro Bijou

[LadynStFreknBed]

Turn on some good tunes and dive in is the best way to get it done. The more you wait the bigger the task will seem and the more you will wait. Not that I have ever procrastinated before--ever.

Oh, it's only due tomorrow night.
I still have time to procrastinate. LOL

 

[Sara Crewe]

******

 

[Sara Crewe]

Oh, it's only due tomorrow night.
I still have time to procrastinate. LOL

LADY S!! Don't make me go borrow rope from Homburg and tie you to your desk!!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

LADY S!! Don't make me go borrow rope from Homburg and tie you to your desk!!

I work on my bed, and you're welcome to tie me to it...

 

[Sara Crewe]

I work on my bed, and you're welcome to tie me to it...

*has pervy thoughts flash across brain but shakes them off*


*conjures sternest teacher look*


If you don't get movin' on that assignment, I will get your butt outta your bed and tie you to your desk. Well, actually, I can't tied things well, so I will get someone else to tie you to your desk. Seriously.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

geez!
you going to smack my hand for being left-handed too?
LOL

 

[Tzara]

Excellent. *rips up want-ad for sexy, super intelligent, manly, strong and protective type being*


Tonight we are just staying in the Bistro and I am making comments that hopefully won't get you punched. However, if you do get punched I will kiss all punched areas better.

Oh.

I was kind of thinking that I could, like, debate people about your honor, or whatever would come up. Punch?

Like hit?

Well, OK. I...

Well, OK. Like, you know, fist and such?

I haven't seen that many Jackie Chan movies, you know. Nor Bruce Lee. I mean, I could probably disembowel someone, given the proper sword and the right training from Toshiro Mifune, but, I mean, geez.

Can't I like just open a door for you or something?

 

[Sara Crewe]

geez!
you going to smack my hand for being left-handed too?
LOL

Naw. That's all I got. I left the rest of my evil teacher tools at school.

If it was me, I'd probably leave it till tomorrow too.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Oh.

I was kind of thinking that I could, like, debate people about your honor, or whatever would come up. Punch?

Like hit?

Well, OK. I...

Well, OK. Like, you know, fist and such?

I haven't seen that many Jackie Chan movies, you know. Nor Bruce Lee. I mean, I could probably disembowel someone, given the proper sword and the right training from Toshiro Mifune, but, I mean, geez.

Can't I like just open a door for you or something?

Hmm, problem huh?

You wouldn't need to punch. I am very adept at verbally side-stepping any trouble that comes my way. Comes with practice.

I was actually having problems with the idea of you trailing me--was trying to decide if sitting in your lap counted as trailing...


I like doors, chairs, lots of things to be opened for me.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

yeah.. well.. instead of doing my schoolwork, i wrote a fun terzanelle. LOL

now, i am incapable of thought, so it will have to wait whether i want it to or not. LOL

 

[Sara Crewe]

yeah.. well.. instead of doing my schoolwork, i wrote a fun terzanelle. LOL

now, i am incapable of thought, so it will have to wait whether i want it to or not. LOL

*feels Lady S's forehead*


A fun terzanelle?


You REALLY didn't want to your work, huh?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

*feels Lady S's forehead*


A fun terzanelle?


You REALLY didn't want to your work, huh?

i love playing with vilanelles, so a terzanelle was a logical choice for tonight.
Yes, fun! Stop looking at me like that! I'm not a poet nerd! I'm not! LOL

It's erotic... so, well, you'll see.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I haven't figured out how to write an erotic villanelle. Erotica and villanelle don't seem to go together.

 

[Sara Crewe]

i love playing with vilanelles, so a terzanelle was a logical choice for tonight.
Yes, fun! Stop looking at me like that! I'm not a poet nerd! I'm not! LOL

It's erotic... so, well, you'll see.

Nerds who live in glasses should never break anyone's bones with stones or call them names in their houses.

Or sumpin' like that.


Just sayin'. I'm a geek. Not gonna make fun of you for being a poet-nerd.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Good Lord People.


Someone stole my av.


I've been robbed and left for naked. (do you like how I changed that from dead...yeah me too)


In reality I messed it up last night trying to put a piece of me up. Y'all can guess which piece. Don't hold your breath though. I seem to have no patience with current photo editing software on my computer. #$%^#

 

[PandoraGlitters]

I haven't figured out how to write an erotic villanelle. Erotica and villanelle don't seem to go together.

Sounds like a good idea for a challenge! Start the thread!

 

[Tzara]

I was actually having problems with the idea of you trailing me--was trying to decide if sitting in your lap counted as trailing...

That's actually an interesting question.

I guess in that case I would technically be trailing you. Like, I mean, my, uh, things would be behind your, uh, things. Metaphorically.

Shit. Actually.

So, yeah.

I mean, we could try it anyway, and if for some reason it didn't work out you could punch me in the arm or something.

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Good Lord People.


Someone stole my av.


I've been robbed and left for naked. (do you like how I changed them from dead...yeah me too)

Aww. Miss your railings, Sara, *sniff* and yes, much better naked than dead.

 

[Sara Crewe]

That's actually an interesting question.

I guess in that case I would technically be trailing you. Like, I mean, my, uh, things would be behind your, uh, things. Metaphorically.

Shit. Actually.

So, yeah.

I mean, we could try it anyway, and if for some reason it didn't work out you could punch me in the arm or something.

*grins*

Did you just say shit? That is so not a frequently used Tzara word.


Would my legs trail? It's like the tree falling in the forest question. It depends on how long your feet to knee ratio is, whether your legs are inclined at all or entirely bent, whether I am all the way onto your lap or closer to your knee and entirely on whether I am staying still.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Aww. Miss your railings, Sara, *sniff* and yes, much better naked than dead.

I know , Pandora. It's a tragedy.


Sons a bitches!!

I'll get them railing thieves if it's the last thing I do!!

 

[sassynyc]

I know , Pandora. It's a tragedy.


Sons a bitches!!

I'll get them railing thieves if it's the last thing I do!!

You are killing me.

 

[Homburg]

Is this where I'm supposed to say "Mine is bigger than yours?" Just curious...

Hmm, given your situation, I would agree.

Not to rub it in, but I was in salt water yesterday. I had a file in NC, and took MIS with me. Afterwards we drove to Hatteras and I actually went in the water. First time in something crazy like ten or fifteen years. Especially crazy as I live on the frikken coast. Anyway, we had a blast.

Then I remembered why I don't go the beach. Almost instant painful rash on my thighs I am apparently allergic to the ocean or something It was fun though. I'm thinking of putting some sort of waterproof lotion on before going in the water next time. The rash was only on my thighs, nowhere else.

Aaaaand this is probably TMI...

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'kay is it me or did Homburg just sound like Yosemite Sam?




*says the anonymous voice from behind the bar*

The only word missing is "tarnation!"

(Sorry Homie)

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*grumbles*

*Hands you a brush.*

Homie should feel appreciated!

I do feel appreciated, even though my house is empty and I'm a bit widged out by it.

And I am oddly happy about brushing hair and hair care in general. Always have been. I actively enjoy shampooing my gals' hair, and brushing it out and the like. It's the sort of pampering and fussing over that I like, and they dig it. It's actively a morning and nightly ritual as far as MIS is concerned when we're together.

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LADY S!! Don't make me go borrow rope from Homburg and tie you to your desk!!

I work on my bed, and you're welcome to tie me to it...

*has pervy thoughts flash across brain but shakes them off*


*conjures sternest teacher look*


If you don't get movin' on that assignment, I will get your butt outta your bed and tie you to your desk. Well, actually, I can't tied things well, so I will get someone else to tie you to your desk. Seriously.

Rope... pervy thoughts.... stern teacher look...

I'm just gonna stand back and watch. You guys don't need any help on this one.

But I am here in case you need a hand.

 

[Sara Crewe]

You are killing me.

Oh shit!! They're killing Sassy!!


Someone save her!! The railing thieves are murdering Sassy. Get 'em.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Hmm, given your situation, I would agree.

Not to rub it in, but I was in salt water yesterday. I had a file in NC, and took MIS with me. Afterwards we drove to Hatteras and I actually went in the water. First time in something crazy like ten or fifteen years. Especially crazy as I live on the frikken coast. Anyway, we had a blast.

Then I remembered why I don't go the beach. Almost instant painful rash on my thighs I am apparently allergic to the ocean or something It was fun though. I'm thinking of putting some sort of waterproof lotion on before going in the water next time. The rash was only on my thighs, nowhere else.

Aaaaand this is probably TMI...

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*grumbles*



I do feel appreciated, even though my house is empty and I'm a bit widged out by it.

And I am oddly happy about brushing hair and hair care in general. Always have been. I actively enjoy shampooing my gals' hair, and brushing it out and the like. It's the sort of pampering and fussing over that I like, and they dig it. It's actively a morning and nightly ritual as far as MIS is concerned when we're together.

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Rope... pervy thoughts.... stern teacher look...

I'm just gonna stand back and watch. You guys don't need any help on this one.

But I am here in case you need a hand.

Pfft. I can't hold stern look for for than a minute before I giggle and 'member I cant tie my shoes.

I need a hand, maybe two.

Would three be greedy?

 

[Tzara]

*grins*

Did you just say shit? That is so not a frequently used Tzara word.

Well, perhaps not in public. Or, at least, here. My casual, and even work, conversion is much more lively:

Me: Now, why the * did your * * company * think that it could get away with * * * *?!

Customer: We told you beforehand that we would not be using your products.

Me: Well, * you * * headed * *'s ! Like * * *!! * * * *!!!​

Note to readers: This is, of course, exaggeration. In real life, I am very polite with my * * * customers.

Would my legs trail? It's like the tree falling in the forest question. It depends on how long your feet to knee ratio is, whether your legs are inclined at all or entirely bent, whether I am all the way onto your lap or closer to your knee and entirely on whether I am staying still.

Yes, yes.

I am taller than you.

So you'd (well, at least how I would sit you in my lap) trail.

Like, delightfully.