Bistro Bijou

[Shankara20]

Can I start with my tongue while you're looking?

dishes done!

Any ice cream left?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Mumble muble frost bitten tongue!
I've just made a big pot of lamb broth if anyone wants any full of seasonal veggies and beans and lentils n stuff

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Mumble muble frost bitten tongue!
I've just made a big pot of lamb broth if anyone wants any full of seasonal veggies and beans and lentils n stuff

I would, but I don't eat things without faces.

Feeling better after licking ice cream off Shankara?


bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I would, but I don't eat things without faces.

Feeling better after licking ice cream off Shankara?


bj

Things without faces? you mean like veggies and such? where do you get your vitamins from then?
Licking it off shank? god I hope not .... he's hairy I've seen his bum!

 

[Shankara20]

Things without faces? you mean like veggies and such? where do you get your vitamins from then?
Licking it off shank? god I hope not .... he's hairy I've seen his bum!

I can start shaving it again for the right motivation

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I can start shaving it again for the right motivation

Nooooooooooooo!

I like hairy. Hairy is good.

Though there are some bits that look very interesting shaved.

Noticed that recently.


bj

 

[Shankara20]

Nooooooooooooo!

I like hairy. Hairy is good.

Though there are some bits that look very interesting shaved.

Noticed that recently.


bj

I am more into trimming then shaving some bits of late....


and you?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I am more into trimming then shaving some bits of late....


and you?

Same here. Shaving results in poky stubble. Trimming is better.

And I occasionally get all crazy and do a heart shape. Does that make me a sorostitute?

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

A shaved man is like f***ing a hedgehog

 

[Sara Crewe]

A shaved man is like f***ing a hedgehog

I knew it!!

UYS has fucked a hedgehog.


Perv.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Not quite but I have observed ... very noisy little buggas are hedgehogs when they are going at it must be the prickles
and anyway my perversions go in an entirely diff direction

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I knew it!!

UYS has fucked a hedgehog.


Perv.

lol.

It's pervy enough fucking a shaved man, for that matter.

Not quite but I have observed ... very noisy little buggas are hedgehogs when they are going at it must be the prickles
and anyway my perversions go in an entirely diff direction

Hedgehogs have got to be the most concentrated cuteness in one place ever.

I met one once. They're stunningly adorable. You have to wear special glasses to look at that much cuteness.


bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Whys that then my hubby fucks a shaved woman regularly
I don't encourage hedgehogs into my garden they often don't get out alive

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Whys that then my hubby fucks a shaved woman regularly
I don't encourage hedgehogs into my garden they often don't get out alive

AUGH!

NOOOOOO!

Though I understand they're right pests in a garden sometimes.

But the one I met was a pet.

Actually he was really foul-tempered. But he was still really cute.

Much like some people I know.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I don't think they are pests they eat all the slugs n snails but I am afraid I have a dog who sees them as rats in spikey armour

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Well that makes sense.

Okay, Bistro Drive-by Cuteness:

http://notten.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/hedgehog.jpg

 

[UnderYourSpell]

There's an animal hospital/refuge near me called Tiggeywinkles think it started off rescuing hedgehogs now rescues any wild animal. Pity I haven't still got the email i received a little while ago of a muntjak deer fawn they saved when it's mother was killed in a car accident. They delivered it by caesarian and it was small enough to hold in the palm of one hand ... now there was cute !

 

[unpredictablebijou]

dag.

got all excited and double posted.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*hands out special glasses for looking at extreme cuteness. *

 

[UnderYourSpell]

your link doesn't work and talking about not working I can hear email landing in my inbox but nothing is showing up ....... the ghost of annies inbox whooooo hoooooo

 

[unpredictablebijou]

your link doesn't work and talking about not working I can hear email landing in my inbox but nothing is showing up ....... the ghost of annies inbox whooooo hoooooo

okay that's weird, because someone over on the BDSM board was talking about that happening to her just yesterday.

it's the illuminati, I bet.

bj

 

[bladeinthewind]

Nooooooooooooo!

I like hairy. Hairy is good.

Though there are some bits that look very interesting shaved.

Noticed that recently.


bj

Though there are some bits that FEEL very interesting shaved.

Thanks for noticing.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

inbox gone completely to pot now can see I got mail but not who from or the subject ........one might say I am totally pissed off now

 

[Homburg]

Hedgehogs have got to be the most concentrated cuteness in one place ever.

I met one once. They're stunningly adorable. You have to wear special glasses to look at that much cuteness.


bj

Many years ago, viv's younger cousin had a hedgehog as a pet (he was a huge Sonic the Hedgehog fan). I thought it was enormously cute, and took him up on the offer to hold the ridiculous critter. It's sort of bumbling about in my hands and against my chest when both start to itch. And I mean ITCH. I say something about it and the cousin, "Oh yeah, her spit is toxic." Do what? "Hedgehogs lick themselves as a protective mechanism. It might even burn a bit." I wanted to slap the shit out of him.

--

Whys that then my hubby fucks a shaved woman regularly

I quite enjoy fucking shaved women, and spent some quality time shaving one last night.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Stomps in face like thunder and goes to rummage in the fridge for something highly fattening and gooey

Hedgehogs annoint themselves with their spit to try and get rid of the great many fleas they carry .... it's not the spit that would make you itch it's the fleas !!!!!