Bistro Bijou

[LeBroz]

Will this do for an hallucination?

Registered as lethal weapons?

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[unpredictablebijou]

Lol thankyou just wonder if they will be the complete undoing of Hombs brain!

He's gonna have to get a second hat.

Hi Smitty!

bj

 

[Homburg]

The waiter has apparently arrived with my order of boobs.

Let's see if the other courses arrive. I ordered multiple flavours.

Tirabijou
Angeline con leche
A nice Champagne toast

I'm doing pretty well so far.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Registered as lethal weapons?

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should be they are loaded with two awesome bullets ..........

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*weird double post thingie*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

should be they are loaded with two awesome bullets ..........

rahr! woot!

my behavior in situations like this is why it's so hard to convince people I'm not actually a man.

but I have testimonials. honest.

Tirabijou, huh... lemme see what i can do.

I'd like champie on toast too.

MOREBOOBPIXPLS
bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Testimonials roflllllllllll chokes on coffee ....... don't dig any deeper hun lol

 

[RhymeSmith]

He's gonna have to get a second hat.

Hi Smitty!

bj

Hi yourself, sweetie! Got any good single malt?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hi yourself, sweetie! Got any good single malt?

I have a Lagavulin 16 I was just about to uncork. Very gentlemanly and articulate. Or a Balvenie 20 that will cause multiple orgasms. And if you prefer to be bitch-slapped, I have Talisker.

We do try to have a good selection. What's your preference?

bj

 

[LeBroz]

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Got our first sign of Spring today — motorcyles out of winter storage, riding up and down the highways. The rain that bj had yesterday should be getting here in a couple hours. Tomorrow is another story. The best they can say for sure is that we'll get precipitation tomorrow — if we're lucky, it'll be snow. But then it might turn out to be enough ice to bring down more trees.

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[unpredictablebijou]

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Got our first sign of Spring today — motorcyles out of winter storage, riding up and down the highways. The rain that bj had yesterday should be getting here in a couple hours. Tomorrow is another story. The best they can say for sure is that we'll get precipitation tomorrow — if we're lucky, it'll be snow. But then it might turn out to be enough ice to bring down more trees.

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Hate to tell you, but here the rain was accompanied by a purely mean-spirited 30mph north wind. with the chill factor, it's back down to around 16 here. May it be gentler to you.

and here I was just unpacking my sarong... damn. too soon.

bj

 

[Angeline]

The waiter has apparently arrived with my order of boobs.

Let's see if the other courses arrive. I ordered multiple flavours.

Tirabijou
Angeline con leche
A nice Champagne toast

I'm doing pretty well so far.

Oooh you ordered me! I've been told I'm very dulce.

(And Bijou, love the av! That one's my favorite.)

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Oooh you ordered me! I've been told I'm very dulce.

(And Bijou, love the av! That one's my favorite.)

shucks, thanks.


some of my best friends are frozen desserts. looks like you're one of them, with that AV and your weather.

Homburg's always ordering good stuff. One of the many reasons I'm fond of him. Good taste.

bj

 

[RhymeSmith]

We do try to have a good selection. What's your preference?

Sorry, I got hijacked by a member of our younger generation.

Ahem. Something smooth and silky, that dances on the tongue, but it shouldn't chill too much with the application of ice...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Sorry, I got hijacked by a member of our younger generation.

Ahem. Something smooth and silky, that dances on the tongue, but it shouldn't chill too much with the application of ice...

Try a bit of Laphroaig 12. He's got opinions, but they're amiable ones and he communicates them with a certain gentility.

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wow I'm so completely into the scotch thing I nearly missed the innuendo. I really need to reevaluate my priorities.

in which shoes shall I dance on your tongue, dearie?

and you can just keep that ice to yourself. It's 16 frickin degrees here. I'm plenty chilled for anyone's taste...

bj

 

[RhymeSmith]

in which shoes shall I dance on your tongue, dearie?

It doesn't matter... I won't be able to see your feet anyway...

and you can just keep that ice to yourself. It's 16 frickin degrees here. I'm plenty chilled for anyone's taste...

Damn. I guess I'll have to settle for the Laphroaig then. Good stuff though.

Perhaps when things warm up this summer...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

It's snowing !!

 

[RhymeSmith]

It's snowing !!

Snowing? Sheesh! You're gonna catch your death, dressed like that... c'mon over here and share my trenchcoat... it's big enough for both of us...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh and ohhh and squeal ohhhhhhhhhhh ....................... purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[RhymeSmith]

Oh and ohhh and squeal ohhhhhhhhhhh ....................... purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hmmmmmyessss! *pant* *pant* It was good for me, too...

Quiet now, darlin'... we wouldn't want Bijou to kick us out...

 

[Homburg]

Somehow doubt that bij would kick anyone out for something so friendly.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I agree ...... you want to go round again? I can do a bit more work if you are tired .....

 

[RhymeSmith]

I agree ...... you want to go round again? I can do a bit more work if you are tired .....

Well... most of me isn't tired... *ducks head under the trenchcoat* my tongue, for instance, still works fine...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

omg omg omgggggggggggg

 

[RhymeSmith]

omg omg omgggggggggggg

*lick* heh heh heh *slurp* maybe I should get a towel...