Bitchy women !

[SnoopDog]

Next term Snoop, or August or whatever, be very careful not to fall out with any of your new housemates until you're sure that their 'time of the month's' have synched.

The beginning will be quite difficult as you'll have probably only one week in four when none of them are unreasonable, miserable, bitchy cows.

Should only take about 3 to six months. Then they'll be synched and unreasonable etc for one week out of four all at the same time.

This isn't as bad as it sounds as they'll try harder to be nicer to each other knowing exactly why they're being bitchy.

That's probably what's caused your present landlady's pettiness too.

That, and being a girl.

Sounds promising.

Gauche, you're a fucking sod, but you make me laugh, dammit!


Snoops, put itching powder in her bra.

Ouch, that would be mean,wouldn't it. But I'd risk a time-lock on our fridge and I need to eat once in a while you know.

Snoopy

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Scarlett? You want it, or shall I give it a go?

Go right ahead, Sunnie, I'm up to my neck in other projects right now.

 

[SnoopDog]

*Snicker*

Do you know what I think you should do, Snoop? Go to the store and buy some cheap little blue cuddly toy. The tackier it looks, the better. Use publisher and design a joke cheque for the amount of money she's demanding. Make up a name for your cheap and nasty cuddly toy, and sign his name on the bottom of the cheque. Then place him in the kitchen with the cheque safety-pinned to him and a brief apology note, signed with his name, saying that he'll stay away from the iron in future.

LOL. That's actually too cute. I might remmeber that for funnier occasions. But this time I wouldn't dare because from what I know of her personality she'd go mad then.

Snoop.

Buy a fish from your local fishmongers.

If she's staying in the house after you all leave, put the fish in something like a hollow curtain rail. It'll take her months to figure out where the smell is coming from

If she's leaving the house when you all are, put the fish somewhere hard to access in her car. In the trunk under the spare wheel is a good place. Equally as hard to figure out where the smell is coming from.

Wow, that's pretty evil.

Snoopy

 

[Op_Cit]

The irony about the all too common spoiled brat woman is that it is (99 times out of 100) the father that made her that way.

But you just need to let it go. Write her off as anyone you might call friend and move on. Doing anything else is silly, pointless, etc. It's not about non-violence or anything peacenik motivation, it's about waste of effort (and what possible good comes from it?)

 

[raphy]

The irony about the all too common spoiled brat woman is that it is (99 times out of 100) the father that made her that way.

You're so true...

Spare the rod, spoil the child. Why can't more parents understand this these days?

 

[Sunnie]

Go right ahead, Sunnie, I'm up to my neck in other projects right now.

Awesome, I'm on it! I'll do ya proud, Snoop

 

[SeaCat]

Snoop.

Buy a fish from your local fishmongers.

If she's staying in the house after you all leave, put the fish in something like a hollow curtain rail. It'll take her months to figure out where the smell is coming from

If she's leaving the house when you all are, put the fish somewhere hard to access in her car. In the trunk under the spare wheel is a good place. Equally as hard to figure out where the smell is coming from.

Oh come on now. A bit of Limburger put inside the door panels of her car, (now that it's summer,) is much more effective, especially if you add a bit of raw hamburger.

For inside the house one should use liberal amounts of an equally smelly cheese, (no not Hand Kase, that would be a terrible waste of good cheese.) as well as raw meat hidden in such places as hollow doors and wasted cabinet spaces. (Enclosed corners in the cabinets and closets.)

Honestly Snoop, no matter how tempting it is, it's not worth trying to get revenge on her. If she's the spoiled little twit she sounds like then it wouldn't work. (I've known more than a few like that. Including the daughter of a woman I was doing personal protection for. She tried more than once to get me into the sack. Then told her mother I had tried to get her into the sack when I refused. Thankfully her mother knew her too well for that to work.)

Cat