Blind Date

[Messalina]

Sandy

I was looking over my shoulder and calling out to Bob, when I barely stopped myself from running into a fine and I do mean FINE looking man. His eyes were like hot coals, burning into me and I couldn't help thinking there was something familiar...

Sandy?? What in tarnation are you doing?

Hush, Kate! I hissed from the corner of my mouth toward my friend. The friend I was supposed to be rescuing. The friend that... it suddenly dawned on me that Kate was standing there wearing only a terry cloth robe. But there was something about the man standing in front of me. Something that made me not want to walk away, even though I knew I should.

Kate Gates! What do you think you're doing wandering outside dressed like that! I scolded her as if this was all her own doing. AND to mask my own embarrassment. Get yourself back inside and get some clothes on right now!
Kate squinted suspiciously at me and then toward Chester. His name is Chester, Sandy. Chester, meet my VERY MARRIED friend, Sandra Davis.

I'm here, Sandy. What's the hurry?

Bob! I closed my eyes for a second as I felt the blood rush to my face. What the hell was I thinking?? Kate must be rubbing off on me in a bad way. A very bad way.

Chester, is it? What WAS it about this guy? I tried to hurry this along so I could get back inside. All thoughts of saving Kate were long forgotten. Meet Bob. Bob is my... Bob Davis. Bob, this is... Chester.

 

[Tibxo]

Tim

"We are here, sir." Jehanox's driver suddenly says as the car comes to a stop.

Thank you, God!

"Damn! I mean 'Thank you, Wilkins'" Jehanox says back.

Does he sound disappointed?

Turning to me. "Come on, Tim. I think you should get changed don't you?" I just nod, not even wanting to think of what might have happened if....

Yeuk!

Getting out of the car, I follow him up the drive where I see Kate, Chester and Sandy and Bob? standing at the door talking.

Why is Kate just wearing a terry cloth? And what are Bob and Sandy doing here?

Jehanox is furious.

"For the love of God, what is Hitchdick running here??? Doesn't the fool realise we can lose our license???" I can't help but grin as I see a gobsmacked Kate (she is the one with the mouth) being dragged back into the house.

"Now, where is Hitchdick? Hitchdick!!! HITCHDICK!!!" Jehanox storms off and I find myself standing next to Kate, exchanging glances.

"Say!" It is Bob. "Have you seen my Sandy anywhere?"

"Huh?" I reply.

"She's gone." Bob says.

Looking around, I see that Sandy isn't there.

"Maybe she didn't come in with us" I offer.

We go outside but she is nowhere to be seen.

"Where has she gone?" One of us murmers.

And where is Chester???...

 

[Ovbit]

Chester

"Hush, Kate." The vision in front of him says to Kate. "Kate Gates! What do you think you're doing wandering outside dressed like that! Get yourself back inside and get some clothes on right now!"

Hmm. Bossy. I like them bossy.

"His name is Chester, Sandy. Chester, meet my VERY MARRIED friend, Sandra Davis." He is vaguely aware of Kate talking though he continues to look into Sandra's? eyes.

"I'm here, Sandy. What's the hurry?" A man says.

Eye contact is broken and Chester looks at the man in question.

Who is this dud? Her husband?

"Chester, is it?....Meet Bob. Bob is my... Bob Davis. Bob, this is... Chester." Her voice trails off as their eye contact is re-established.

I want this woman!

"For the love of God, what is Hitchdick running here??? Doesn't the fool realise we can lose our license???"

Chester looks up to see Jehanox rushing up the path, grabbing hold of Kate and is dragging her back inside.

Now!

Unable to control himself, he takes hold of Sandra's arm.

"What are you...?" She starts to say but he shushes her and in the confusion, pulls her away.

A minute later, they are behind the garage, with Sandra pinned against the wall.

"What are you...ooohhh!" He doesn't let her finish as he starts to nibble her neck.

"I-I can't believe t-this is happening. Ohhhh! I am a m-married woman..."

He has never felt like this before. No woman, not even Kate, has affected him like this. His mouth roams around her neck causing her to groan. Despite her hesitant protests, he can tell that she likes it. Really likes it! Moving up her chin and then onto her full, thick lips...

 

[Messalina]

Sandy

What am I doing? I'm a married woman for chrissakes. I can resist! I don't even know this man. I can. I know I can resist. I should feel guilty. Oh gods! His mouth... His lips... I can resist! I can! I...

can't.

I can feel myself melting into him as he presses against me, rubbing his hardness against the softness of my belly. His mouth covers mine, as if he can't get enough and I hear a soft mewling through the red haze of my desire. A pleading, begging sound.

Who is that in so much pain? I listen as he devours me with his mouth. Where is it coming from? I listen as he kisses me again. And again. Ravenously.

My god... It's...

me!

 

[Ovbit]

Chester

As his mouth tastes hers, he feels her succumb.

She is mine!

Their bodies pressing together, he kisses her deepily, his tongue invading her mouth even as his erect shaft pushes into her soft plump body.

She is hot! He thinks to himself as he feels her responding, her hand grasping his neck, pushing his face even harder onto hers, the groin grinding into him. Quickly, urgently, their bodies move against each other. Their loins twisting and turning.

"Unngh" They both gasp as he breaks the kiss.

"Quickly!" He breathes. The garage. I want you! I gotta fuck you! " He hears the woman groan as he says 'fuck'. and she goes on the the offensive, gluing her mouth onto his as she rubs against him. Grappling with each other, they stagger through the garage sidedoor. Once inside, Chester's hands are all over her as he pulls the clothing off her body while Sandy murmers that she is married and she mustn't do this. That is, until he too strips and reveals his erection. Then she becomes as desperate as him as they seek to join.

 

[HIM@theKeyboard]

End of Scene III

Poor Tiamat - I mean Tom - I MEAN TIM!!!

Can you imagine it? Originally, all Tim wanted was a blind date for his company party and now he is not only "married" to his blind date, he has been practically raped by her on national television in front of his own mother!

Gross!

Not only that, but it seems she has been having it away behind the poor trusting fellow's back (male nurses, Chester, etc...). And to top that, it looks like there is something going on between her and Edwina Brahms.

But notice when there is a chance of true love with someone else, she soons sorts that out.

*Shaking head sadily*

Maybe he should had followed the original Blind Date II thread and just shot her when they first met. He may have had to spend the rest of his life behind bars, but wouldn't it have been worth it???

And if his 'wife' isn't bad enough. What about his mother? One of the few people in life a boy should be able to trust and what does the sick woman do? She calls him 'Tiamat' after his sister.

At least his boss, Jehanox, hasn't come onto him in this scene.
Oops! Forgot what had happened in the car.

Will things get better for our hero? Find out in our next scene.

 

[It's... She!]

Getting in the last and TRUE word...

Some facts to rectify HIM@theKeyboard's delusions:

If Tim Murphy could have gotten his own date in the first place none of what followed would have happened. A moot point, actually... and I know for a fact that his experiences with Kate have thoroughly enriched his poor pathetic excuse for a life.

Kate Gates Murphy was and IS a good girl. She led a quiet, sheltered life as the owner of a small but profitable travel agency until that fateful night... She will think twice and four times before she does a favor for a friend again.

As to fooling around with Chester? NO WAY! She was merely oohing and aahing over the mink coat he was showing her. (Funny how HIM twisted words that were perfectly innocent into something tawdry.)

The orgy with the orderlies was NOT Kate. Truth be told, that was Nelly... erm... KELLY... No matter. She's gone. (And let's not forget how Kelly threw the poor defenseless Kate through a window, triggering all the horrors that ensued. )

Oh... you forgot to mention that Tim impregnated the virginal Kate. (Convenient of you!) And what is he like?? Every time they have sex there is an audience about. Exhibitionist freak!

At any rate, twist the story any way you wish, HIM. The facts will stand for themselves. I, for one, look forward to Kate defeating your spineless Tiamat in any of the dastardly plots you set against her. She WILL prevail. Good always vanquishes evil.

Oh... and by the way... Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite partner and adversary.

 

[HIM@theKeyboard]

Scene IV

Please, fellow readers, do not let the rantings of a mad woman colour your judgement of what is really happening here. The fact that Kate may be pregnant is irrelevant and is the likelihood that the baby is Tim's (very unlikely as we all saw her dallying with both Chester and Doctor Dave (whom she then destroyed)).

Anyway, I digress.

Welcome to Scene IV. Three months have passed and a lot things have happened since the last post.

Tim: Due to the showing of his 'wife' orally taking care of him on national television, House for a Month is immediately cancelled. Tim goes on to sell his story to the tabloids and becomes a celeb overnight.

Kate: Due to being unindated with offers to star in porn movies (evidently producers where impressed on the way she gave head) that she has gone into hiding.

Jehanox: The financial and political backlash of Kate's actions destroys Jehanox's financial empire. The final straw is when he finds out that his wife, Trixie, has run off with Sandy and Chester. A broken man, he is found dead with his head down a toilet.

Sandy: After succumbing to Chester's charms, the two of them elope and later on are joined by Trixie, Jehanox's widow. Now both pregnant, she has not looked back since. She is now coming back to town to see Kate.

Bob: He never sees his wife again after visiting the studio. To this day, he waits for her to come back to him.

Chester: Doing what he knows best with TWO women. He is coming back to town with Sandy.

Tim's Mother: Since that day, she has been having nightmares, finally causing a nervous breakdown. She has to be admitted to Acme Mental Asylum.

Edwina Brahms: Her career ruined by the events in House for a Month, she is last known to be working for another (very sleazy) channel, presenting Did Elvis Die or Did He Have a Sex Change?

Kelly Brians: Has an emotional breakdown after her experience with Kate and has been admitted into Acme Mental Asylum.

Doctor Dave: Is now in Acme Mental Asylum (there is no proof that Kate is a majority stockholder). Again, another victim of Kate's.

The others: I have lost track but you may see them pop in from time to time.

The players in this scene are: Cinderella, It's... She!, Jehanox, Maid of Marvels, Messalina, Miss Behavin', Stardust Memory, Tibvo, Yoc ODubhthaigh, Zehrman and HIM@theKeyboard as the Narrator.

Now let's roll cameras and ACTION!!!

 

[Tibxo]

Newsreader

"Tim Murphy and Erica von Helsink become engaged!

Kate Gates in porn movie?

TibvoSoft/Microsoft merger!

What is going to happen to Jehanox's estate?

Bush still says 'HI!'"

The messages on the screen disappear to be replaced by a woman.

"Good evening and welcome to the CBBC news - Today's news are Tomorrow's History!"

"Today's main headline: Newest millioniare, Tim Murphy and his fiance, Erica van Helsink, announce their engagement today. Tim Murphy, made rich and famous by the axed TV show, House for a Month, met his fiance while vacationing in Europe two months ago. The couple, already dubbed as America's answer to Posh and Becks, have just come back from seeing Miss van Helsink's father, newspaper tycoon Helmet von Helsink. Allegedly, Mr Murphy had to ask his new father-in-law permission to marry his daughter. One insider said that they got on like a 'house on fire'.

To watch how Tim Murphy became such a celebrity, tune in to CBBC at 10 PM tonight for Tim Murphy - From Humble Beginnings.

Fellow House for a Month star, Kate Gates, has been seen with major Porn Film producer, Hugh Willie Wilson. This adds to growing speculation that Miss Gates is or will be starring in a porn movie any time soon. Apparently, porn film producers became very interested Miss Gates' acting abilities after seeing her ...erm... performance in House for a Month. Unfortunately, we are still unable to get an interview with Miss Gates to confirm or deny this growing evidence.

Watch tonight's The Spotlight is On... to see what our own panel's views are regarding Miss Gates' proposed change of career.

TibvoSoft's Chairman, Mr S..."

 

[Tibxo]

Tim

"Watch tonight's The Spotlight is On... to see what our own panel's views are regarding Miss Gates' proposed change of career.

TibvoSoft's Chairman, Mr S..."

Click! The TV goes off.

I turn round to see my beloved holding the TV remote.

"I don't want you watching that rubbish, darleeng. I know how much it upsets you. Was she on the news again?"

"You mean Kate? Yeah, but I can't believe that even she is really thinking doing a porn film." I reply.

"Why not? From what you tell me she got up to and from what we all saw her to do you on that dreadful TV show, why, frankly I am surprised that she hasn't been doing it all along."

"You mean she could have been a pornstar when I knew her?" I ask incrediously.

"Of course! She looks the type."

I am not so sure.

"I know that she may have been a little forward." I venture.

"Forward? Tim, admit it. She is one of those dreadful working girls. You know the kind I mean. The ones that walk the streets."

She can't say the word 'prostitute'.

"I think you are being a bit harsh."

"No I am not. The woman is awful and should be locked away. If I had my way..." She stops what she is saying. "Well, anyway. You needn't worry about her. We have other things to think about, such as our wedding."

My mobile rings. It's Bob. He hasn't been the same since Sandy ran off.

"I will get changed for dinner, darleeng." My fiance leaves me to talk to my friend.

"Hello, Tim. I just wanted to know have you seen my Sandy at all?" Poor Bob...

 

[Tibxo]

Erica

She takes one look at Tim as she walks into the bedroom.

You are so soft, Tim. That is what I love about you. But don't worry, once my daddy has finished with that dreadful woman, she will never harm you again. He has already taken away her business. Soon, she will lose so much more!

Her eyes burning with a light which is slightly unnatural, she closes the bedroom door to change...

 

[Messalina]

Three months later...

Sandy Davis

My life had changed dramatically since the day I had gone to 'rescue' Kate from that disgusting pig Tim Murphy. It turned out that I was the one who got rescued in the end. Rescued from my humdrum existence in a boring rut of a marriage. It had become so same old/same old that I hadn't even realized how discontented I was until...

Chester. Chester Vegas. My lover and father of our unborn child.

Kate and I had been out of touch since that fiasco at House for a Month. Some corporate bigwig bought up the entire block where the travel agency was and refused to grandfather her lease. 'Take Me Away' went belly up and Kate disappeared into thin air without a word. Until last night, that is.

We were watching The Spotlight is On... and guess who they featured? Kate! Our very own Kate! And can you believe she's a porn star now? Trixie says she always knew Kate had it in her, but I'm not convinced. I think it's sour grapes.

Kate had just found out she was pregnant when I saw her last. She'd be six months at least by now. She was never that 'kind of girl'. Somehow this reeked to high heavens of that Tom/Tiamat/Tim creep and Chester had agreed (after some very hot sex as a bargaining chip) to take me to her.

In truth it didn't take much persuading. Chester always did have a soft spot for Kate Gates. And a very hard spot for me. The man is insatiable.

Speaking of which...

"Ohh, baby. Yeah. Right... there. Mmm... "

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Kate

Amazing how my once quiet life was changed by something as innocuous as a blind date. No more long hours behind a desk making other peoples' dream vacations come true. No more lonely nights at home in the apartment with the boys. Not to say they aren't good company, but sometimes a girl just needs a human touch.

When that corporation bought up the block and squeezed my business out, I just packed everything up. Sandy had taken off with Chester (much to everyone's amazement) and Tim had gone his own way, despite everything. There wasn't much left for me in the old neighborhood, and I had an offer I couldn't refuse.

Sooo...

Now my life is bright lights, flashing cameras, people, parties and paparazzi. I can't help chuckling at what folks must and do think. Kate Gates, Porn Queen Extraordinaire.

"Okay, babe. Get nekkid. You know you want me."

I looked up and grinned at the star of the film, Pierce Throb. His real name was Ambrose Cuddahy -- straight from Newark, New Jersey. Not a bad looking guy and he does have a big schlong. I'll give him that much.

"Yeah, yeah. Everyone wants you, Studly," I waved and took a sip of orange juice, my thoughts shifting to other things and the fact that Sandy and Chester would be here some time tomorrow. And Trixie! I could't wait to hear how they ended up with her.

 

[Ovbit]

Chester

Not again!

"Woa, Momma! You wearing this Disco King's body out, babe!" Protests the ultra-cool dude as he slides off the bed.

"But Chezziewezzie!" He hates it she calls him that. "Your li'l Sandy wants some of your loving!"

Eight hours on the mattress performing non-stop and even John Travolta's ultimate idol is feeling the strain.

"Later, babe. Ol' Chez has to recover. Maybe later." Quickly grabbing his pants, he hightails it out the room, almost knocking over Trixie coming the other way.

"Where ya going in such a rush, honey?"

Chester can feel his cool cracking. One of them is one thing but with the two of them, you definitely need life support.

"Jest poppin' out for a bit. But Sandy's in there so mebbe the two of you would like to warm up the bed for the Disco King?" He grins that big smile with one eyebrow cocked. A sure sign of coolness.

"Okay! Don't be long." She says, slammin the bedroom door behind him.

He needn't worry. When the two of them get started, he won't needed for a while yet.

"Man! I gotta get out of here!" He says to himself as he finishes dressing.

And he doesn't mean just for the moment. The fact is, the King of Cool feels trapped. Not only is he permanently living with two women (okay, some people would think that would be the goods) which is curtailing him from giving his love to others. But also both of them are pregnant.

"It's like I am hitched, man. Not my bag at all."

Grabbing his jacket, Chester leaves the hotel.

He never comes back.

 

[Messalina]

Sandy Davis

I watched as Chester left the bedroom and Trixie came in. I grinned and patted the bed next to me. "He's gone, hasn't he?"

"Yup. I don't think we'll be seeing him for a long long time."

I tried to look sad. Really I did. But I just couldn't pull it off, and neither could Trix. The two of us looked at each other and began to laugh.

"Gimme a high five and let's get this show on the road. We have to go see what Kate's up to."

 

[Messalina]

Sandy Davis

The next morning...

We packed our things and headed toward the Island and Kate. Chester had been decent enough to pay up the hotel tab and left enough cash for us to get a rental. I had her address, or at least where she was staying, just wasn't sure what I'd find when I got there.

Hitting the morning rush hour traffic was a bitch, but we reached our destination not a moment too soon. Ten more minutes in the car with Trixie and she would have been road kill. I take that back. Make that FIVE. That woman could agitate a corpse. If I didn't know that Tim was behind old man Jehanox's suicide, I would have eagerly pointed the finger at her.

The place looked like a dump. Well, what did I expect from a porn studio? It wasn't going to be MGM. A yellowed sign in the blued-out window proclaimed it Tiamat Enterprises, so I knew I was in the right place at any rate.

We parked around back and walked around to the front door. (Why did I know there wouldn't be any curb-side parking for a place like this?) It was locked and I felt the euphoria at seeing my friend again begin to fade. The neighborhood wasn't exactly Beverly Hills and I didn't favor hanging around. I guess porn stars sleep late.

"C'mon, Trix. Let's go find a diner or something," I coaxed the ditzy redhead who had her hands cupped around her face trying to peer through a tiny unpainted space in the window.

"Wait a sec, Sandy." *snap* "I think I see someone in there." *crack* "Let's try knockin'." *pop*

Begrudgingly admitted that it wouldn't hurt and gave a couple raps at the door before taking a tissue out of my pocketbook and grabbing Trixie by the face. "SPIT!"

Trixie squeezed her eyes shut and shook her head no, pursing her lips tightly.

I squeezed harder and pinched her nose. "Now, dammit! Spit that gum out now before I... "

The door opened before I could carry through my threat. There should be a law against Trixie chewing gum. I'm sure cows have better manners.

"Whoa! Ladies. Laydeeeeeez. There's enough of Pierce to go around for everyone. You two must be the stand ins. Well cummm..."

Oh brother. I smiled wanly and glared at Trixie, hissing under my breath. "Okay... spit it NOW." I grinned and handed her the bunched up Kleenex containing her gum. "And DON'T try to unwrap it either!"

Luckily we had an audience and Trixie's life was spared for the second time in one morning. Taking a deep breath, I grabbed the bimbo's arm and dragged her into the building behind me.

"Umm... We're here to see Kate. Kate Gates?"

 

[Tibxo]

Tim

"Are you sure that you want all this shopping, dear?" I ask my fiancee as I stagger down the street, laden with shopping.

"Oh Heavens! Of course, darleeng." My beautiful bride to be replies. "I must simply be prepared for our wedding."

"But all these shoes! Do you need this many?" I can feel my arms about to give out.

Carrying just her little handbag, she turns and faces me.

"Oh my little lollipop." I hate her calling me that. I am not that small am I? "Your baby is so enjoying herself. Don't be such a meanie and spoil it for her. Okay?"

She comes up to me and kisses my nose.

"Okay." I sigh.

"Goodie! Now let's get back to the hotel and we need to get a paper. I want to see how Daddy is doing."

"Yes, dear."

Struggling under the weight, I go over to a newsstand to buy a paper. The front page of one of the papers catches my eye:

Former House for a Month Star Arrested in Drugs Heist!

Police gatecrashed a party thrown by Hugh Willie Wilson, major porn film producer, at his residence in Beverly Hills last night, after getting an anonymous tip off. As well as finding large amounts of drugs of various types, a number of the partygoers were found 'under influence', including Kate Gates, well known for her performance in House for a Month. Miss Gates and her friends were arrested and taken to...

"Oh no." I groan. "What has she done now?"...

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Kate

"Kate! God I've missed you!"

"Sandy!" Jumping up from my chair I ran into my best friend's arms. You wouldn't think it was only three months since we'd seen each other by the way we were laughing, crying and talking all at once.

"Look at you!" We held each other at arms' length, speaking simultaneously and then bursting into gales of laughter. Just like the old days. I slipped my arm around Sandy's waist and spun her to face some of the folks in the room.

"Hey, everyone," I called out. "This is my best friend, Sandy. The one I've been talking about."

"Shit, Kate! I thought these broads were the stand-ins. I mean... look at that one over there!" Stud pointed indignantly toward the other side of the room before continuing. "Babe. Sandy! I'm really sorry man. I didn't know."

Looking in the general direction Stud had pointed, I did a double take. Trixie?? "Long story, Kate. But she's not all that bad. Well... I only wanna kill her every other hour," Sandy mumbled. "Trixie! Get your clothes back on now!"

"But Sandy! He says he needs... " Trixie didn't take her eyes off the tall muscular blond she was disrobing in front of to answer.

I couldn't help laughing. "Leave her be, San. Pierce Throb is... "

"He's my man," Stud spoke up proudly. "She doesn't stand a chance when he can have this!" As if to prove his point, Stud whipped open his dressing gown to reveal...

Sandy's eyes bulged and she screeched, immediately squeezing them tightly shut. Holding up her fingers to form a cross, she cried out. "Too much information! Kate!?! Help???"

"Put that thing away before you put someone's eye out, Stud!" I chuckled, linking my arm with my friend. "C'mon, San. I have a little apartment in the back here. We have a lot of catching up to do."

 

[Messalina]

Sandy

We chuckled together like two naughty teenagers as Kate led us to what she had referred to as her 'little apartment'. I looked around in awe. It seemed out of place in this dive of a building, quite luxurious and totally Kate.

"Whoa! What's going on here, Kate? Something tells me there's more here than meets the eye. What in the world are you up to now?"

"Long story, San. Want some coffee while I give it to you in a nutshell?"

I nodded, wandering around the rooms and taking it all in as I listened.

"When I left House for a Month , I didn't hear from Tim again. I tried to pick up the pieces and go on, but then that conglomerate bought out the block and I had to give up 'Take Me Away'." She sighed audibly and I hugged her. Kate had worked hard to build her business and I knew that had to be a hard blow.

"Anyhow," she went on. "I didn't really know where to go or what to do. You know I sank most of our profits into the agency and the buy-out price was pennies in comparison. I had enough to start somewhere new, but I didn't want to be on my own just then. I had a lot of things to think through." She caressed the small watermelon that bulged beneath her tee shirt. "Less than three months to go."

I nodded and smiled. I had news for her as well, but that could wait. First things first. Grabbing a couple of mugs, I set them on the table while the coffee perked. "Sit. I'll get it when it's done," I said with a smile.

Pushing a newspaper aside, I was just sitting when the headline caught my eye:

Former House for a Month Star Arrested in Drugs Heist!

Police gatecrashed a party thrown by Hugh Willie Wilson, major porn film producer, at his residence in Beverly Hills last night, after getting an anonymous tip off. As well as finding large amounts of drugs of various types, a number of the partygoers were found 'under influence', including Kate Gates, well known for her performance in House for a Month. Miss Gates and her friends were arrested and taken to...

"What the hell??? Did you see this?" I pushed the paper across the table at Kate. "Okay. No more fond reminiscing. Spill."

Kate nodded. It seemed like the fight had gone out of her suddenly and that bugged me. A lot. "Go on, Kate. Whatever it is, we can fix it."

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Kate

"You had taken off with Chester and things were falling apart. There was only one place I could go. One person I could turn to." I could see the lights of recognition go on in Sandy's brain as I spoke.

"Kris!!"

I nodded, a crooked smile spreading across my face at the irony. "Yup. Kris." I watched Sandy stand up to get the coffeepot, her mind must be going a mile a minute. I chuckled sadly and continued.

"Kris was down on her luck. You know how she always seemed to... Well, anyhow... She was making low class porn flicks for extra cash. When I phoned her, she told me to come right away. Of course, I did."

Sandy poured our coffee and sat back down. She looked like she wanted to say something but decided better of it.

"It's okay, San," I smiled. "I understand where she was coming from about the quick cash, but even she knew that she was getting nowhere fast. There was a lot of notoriety behind House for a Month and she wanted to play on it to advance her career. Me, I wanted to lay low. I didn't want paparazzi all over the place while I'm pregnant. Being in the headlines all the time is not exactly my idea of how to begin raising a child."

Sandy nodded. "So you switched places? That's how you can be in Beverly Hills at the same time as you are here on Long Island." She shook her head. "Not exactly the brightest scheme you've ever had, Kate. Far from it."

I knew my friend was right. Things had really got out of hand with Kris and something had to be done. And soon.

"So now what?"

"That my friend I don't know. I guess I have to go fetch her back."

 

[Yoc]

Acme Mental Asylum

In a private room, Kim Basinger is standing by her son's bedside, holding his hand while he sleeps.

"My poor poor baby!" She is saying to him even though she knows he will not hear. She is hardly aware of the man entering the room.

"Doctor Basinger? Can I have a word?" He asks.

"Erm." Kim wipes her face. "Of course, Doctor."

A few minutes later, she is sitting in Doctor Benjamin's office.

"I have some bad news, Doctor." He is saying. "It is about your son, Doctor David. Oh there is nothing wrong with him." He quickly adds when he sees the look on Kim's face. Kim relaxes.

"However, what has happened is that the trauma he has suffered has broken his hypnotic conditioning."

Her mouth drops as she remembers what happened, ten years ago.

"Mom! I want you to meet someone." She had known that her son, her pride and joy, had fallen hard for some girl. It was a Sunday and her little boy had brought her round to meet the family for afternoon dinner.

A lovely looking woman walked in.

"Everyone, this is Kate. Kate, this is my Mom, Dad and that is my sister, Danni."

Taking her apron off, Kim walked over to greet her.

"How nice to finally meet you." She had said, warmly hugging her.

She was an instant hit with the family and the rest of the day just flew past. By the time it was time for her to leave, she was already practically part of the family. Though they didn't see much of her after that, it didn't matter. She could tell that her boy was happy and that was what was important.

Then came the day, he took the whole family out to dinner. There, he and Kate announced their engagement. She had been so happy that her little boy was getting married and that they looked such a lovely couple.

It was almost directly after that it had started going downhill. The boy would spend nights at a time away from home. She was not stupid and knew what young couples did. But when he did turn up, he was quiet and looked depressed. On occasions, she had tried to ask what was bothering him but he just brushed it off, saying that he was tired. She had thought he was just working too hard.

Then came that dreadful day. She had got a call that her son had been found in the seediest part of the city almost bleeding to death after a botched penis transplant. Luckily the paramedic that was called out managed to save him and his new appendage.

Every day, she visited her son and as he slowly got better, she managed to put the pieces together.

Just after their engagement, Kate had allowed her boy to sleep with her but it didn't turn out the way he had expected. One look at his peewee and she went cold on him, saying that she had a headache. Finally when she did allow him to have sex with her, she yawned throughout the process. It turned out that even though her son was a good six inches in length, Kate had expected and wanted more. After months of derision and still being hopelessly in love her, he did what any desperate young man in love would do. He found a quack who did penis transplants. Using all his savings (and having to sell his prize classic car (the bitch!)), he went and had it done. It was only after he had been rescued and had woken up in hospital that he had realised that his new penis was black. On top of that, Kate had left him for a much 'bigger' man.

The trauma of losing her and having a different coloured penis almost drove him over the edge and only by spending the next year in psychiatric therapy and having extensive hypnotherapy to block out his memories of that time, did they managed to save his sanity.

Within two years, he had been able to function fully in society again and had even believed that the reason he had a different colour penis was due to a motorcycle accident and that donors were short at the time.

However, he was not the only one to suffer at the end of this nefarious woman. Since she was practically at the boy's side most days, she slowly got to know and then had a torrid affair with the paramedic who had saved him. The husband found out and left her, tragically dying in a car accident. The shock of his death drove their only daughter to run away to Islam.

So when she first laid her eyes on her in the hospital, she thought she was going to have a heart attack. The fact that the woman from House for a Month was also none other than the same woman who had almost destroyed her family.

And the fact she had allowed her to slip away from her clutches was almost too much to bear. But it is her baby that matters now. The only thing she has in her life.

"Does that mean he will be able to remember, Doctor?" She asks Benjamin. She already knows the answer.

"I am afraid so." He says solemnly and Kim tries to hold back the tears.

At that moment, bells start ringing everywhere. Benjamin quickly picks up the phone.

"What has happened?" He barks.

A few seconds later, he puts the phone down and looks even more solemnly at Kim.

"I am afraid, Doctor, that your son has just escaped!"

 

[HIM@theKeyboard]

Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!

*Pausing the thread at this point so I can point out some poor plotting by Maid of Marvels*

What is this feeble excuse that it is her TWIN sister, Kris, that is performing in the porn films, rather than Kate?

It is so obvious that Maid is so desperate to save Kate from the fate cleverly concocted by that amazing writer, Tibvo, that she had to resort to the excuse that because Kate is pregnant and that she wants to help her sister out, she has asked Kris to take her place in starring in the porn films.

Now correct me if I am wrong but from the post but one, Maid depicts Kate as being at a porn film studio and talking with the lead star. Now that must mean that the director/producer must know about Kris. Now why would they want to use Kris when they could use the real McCoy (Kate)? Plus, if it got found out that the woman on the screen is not Kate, surely that could cause legal problems (or at least lose them credibility)?

Also, if Kate is such a kind, loving person (as Maid keeps telling everyone who will listen). How come such a loving person would steer her sister into porn (because she is down on her luck)? What sort of sister would do that?

Well, all I can say is at this point is: "RUN, TIM! RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK!!!"

Okay, on with the show!

 

[Tibxo]

OOC: Though I don't like just posting an OOC in a RP thread, I feel I have to publicly thank HIM for his support and that I can't agree with HIM more.)

 

[It's... She!]

Pitiful... Just plain pitiful!!

*THWAP*

That's enough out of you, Mr. Man! Hush up and let the children play, will you?

*mumbles* No wonder Tom always gets into the messes he does with HIM interfering all the time. At least my girls play fair.

 

[Messalina]

Sandy Davis

"I guess I have to go fetch her back."

Well, it looked like Kate was going to California to bring her twin home. There really wasn't any getting around it really, but that didn't stop me from worrying. Trouble had a way of finding Kate no matter what she did and I swore I was gonna be stuck to her like glue.

"Okay. So when do we leave?"

Kate looked up at me and grinned. "Just as soon as we can make the reservations."

"You know we have to take Trixie with us. She'd be the death of those two out there... Gay or not."

Kate grinned and reached for the phone. "We'll put her in coach and we'll go first class. No. Maybe in the luggage hold. Hell, we can tie her to a cable and let her drag along behind the plane."

"Sounds like a plan to me," I said chuckling. "Let me go see what the bimbette is up to while you make our reservations. It looks like we're going to have quite an adventure."

Hugging Kate, I kissed her on the cheek and patted her belly before heading in the general direction of Trixie's giggles. Lord knows her parents should have abstained the night she was conceived."