Blowjobs while driving

[spec80]

My boyfriend and I are going on a road trip and I'd like to surprise him by going down on him in the car. Does anyone have any tips? I'm concerned with ... well I'm really concerned with the quality of his driving, but on my end, I'm concerned with if I'll be able to really satisfy him enough since I'm doing it at a different angle and will be unable to really get to his balls/perenium area easily (if at all).

Thanks in advance!

 

[Eilan]

I hope you're not coming through Ohio.

 

[spec80]

You're safe. NYC to Baltimore on the first leg

But someone told me if you fell asleep at the wheel in Ohio, when you woke up, you'd still be on the same road...

 

[bobfre1]

My boyfriend and I are going on a road trip and I'd like to surprise him by going down on him in the car. Does anyone have any tips? I'm concerned with ... well I'm really concerned with the quality of his driving, but on my end, I'm concerned with if I'll be able to really satisfy him enough since I'm doing it at a different angle and will be unable to really get to his balls/perenium area easily (if at all).

Thanks in advance!

Set the cruise and give 'er. It may take a little longer than usual, but it's definitely worth the wait.

 

[Weird Harold]

My boyfriend and I are going on a road trip and I'd like to surprise him by going down on him in the car. Does anyone have any tips?

Wait until the car is stopped at a rest stop.

Giving the driver a blowjob may sound erotic, but it is really stupid and dangerous -- not to mention illegal in most states.

You wouldn't get in the car with him if he were drunk, why would you want to distract him and make him at least as dangerous as a drunk driver?

 

[Xenolan]

My boyfriend and I are going on a road trip and I'd like to surprise him by going down on him in the car. Does anyone have any tips? I'm concerned with ... well I'm really concerned with the quality of his driving, but on my end, I'm concerned with if I'll be able to really satisfy him enough since I'm doing it at a different angle and will be unable to really get to his balls/perenium area easily (if at all).

Thanks in advance!

Really, really bad idea. There's a time and a place for everything. Don't put your lives (and the lives of others) at risk for a cheap thrill.

Also, consider what happens if he suddenly has to slam on the brakes, and your head hits the dashboard, thus forcefully closing your jaw... I don't think he'll be too pleased.

 

[Lady Reiha]

funny story:

me and my (ex) were driving up to his parents up on the highway. I was going down on him, while he was driving ( which didn't seem to effect the quality of it). As I was doing my thing- he suddenly pushed my head down, gagging me. next thing I heard is sirens, so of course, here I am, with his thing poking the back of my throat. The cop pulled us over, so i had to quickly, without putting my head up, move my head, over to my seat, as if to look for something. Luckily- i had clothes on! when the cop came over- I pretended to look for my contact lense!

 

[ggoof]

Giving the driver a blowjob may sound erotic, but it is really stupid and dangerous -- not to mention illegal in most states.

Just giving somebody a blowjob, no matter where, without having sex is illegal in some states.

 

[jshawk74]

When my wife is feeling frisky and starts rubbing my crotch, I usually find the nearest semi-secluded area to pull over and let her finish the job.
We did it once without pulling over - on a fairly quiet country road - and I just couldn't enjoy it enough to cum because I had to focus on the road.
So my advice is to pull over . . .

 

[tNs]

Man......some you'z have really got to relax. I think we all understand the dangers of this but c'mon.......

I personally think it's very sexy and much fun having recieving head while driving. Obviously not recommended in a high volume traffic area for the following reason..........sudden braking to lead to a accidental bite.

Open stretch of highway at night though..........make him happy! Don't worry about him losing control (unless it's the first time he's had a bj) I am not affected one bit when getting a bj behind the wheel.

Tips & Hints.....

*Have him move his seat back a bit and lift the steering wheel for ya!






Enjoy!

 

[silverwhisper]

i'll confess that i've rec'd a hummer while driving. i've only ever done this while on roads i knew very well and on stretches that were largely straight w/ little or no traffic, and not for very long, either.

absent those conditions, i wouldn't do it again, b/c as others noted, it's really dangerous. and think of some of the, er, collateral damage that can result.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

It's very tempting to point out that this thread is partial evidence that Darwin was right. Such behavior could definitely lead to a reduction in one particular strain of genes.

Unfortunately, since no one can ever know if a road will be perfectly empty of other traffic, this act might cut off a truly worthy strain of genes as well.

 

[imaginewithme]

While driving very fast down a three lane interstate during 4th of July weekend, I leaned over and blew Mr. IWM until he lost it and came for me.....made him relax more after that and it was fun too!

 

[Lady Reiha]

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I want ice cream.

 

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[Straight-8]

My boyfriend and I are going on a road trip and I'd like to surprise him by going down on him in the car. Does anyone have any tips?

Yeah, DON'T

 

[aanthony]

I've been blown a few times while driving on rural roads. I have to confess that I wasn't a very good driver at the moment I was blowing my load, but these were pretty empty roads.

On one of these trips, I was being passed by a girl who just stared and stared at my girlfriend's head going up and down on my lap. I still remember the shocked expression on her face...

 

[bobsgirl]

My boyfriend and I are going on a road trip and I'd like to surprise him by going down on him in the car. Does anyone have any tips? I'm concerned with ... well I'm really concerned with the quality of his driving, but on my end, I'm concerned with if I'll be able to really satisfy him enough since I'm doing it at a different angle and will be unable to really get to his balls/perenium area easily (if at all).

Thanks in advance!

If you are "really concerned with the quality of his driving", why in the world are you even seriously considering this?

Very very bad idea. Someone's loved ones will be sharing those roads with you. Do them all a big favor and pull the hell over.

 

[Eilan]

I was going to stay out of this thread after my first post, but I can't. I don't care if I come across as a judgmental cunt. This may be a porn board, but I don't have to condone something that puts other people in harm's way.

Do those of you who think this is such a great idea have law enforcement experience dealing specifically in traffic law and the aftereffects of driving while distracted, drunk, high, tired, angry, ill, or stupid? No? Well, do you know someone who deals with people like this on a regular basis? I do.

Distracted driving is distracted driving--it doesn't matter if you're talking on a cell phone, reading, putting on makeup, fiddling with the radio/CD player, getting a blow job or whatever. It's dangerous, and it's vehicular homicide if you kill someone.

While the idea of being watched by people in other cars might be hot, you'll be in some legal trouble if you offend the wrong person. You wouldn't want to use your vacation money to fight public indecency charges, would you?

For more on oral castration while driving, check out The World According to Garp. And those poor bastards were in a parked car.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Yeah, DON'T

awww

 

[bobsgirl]

I was going to stay out of this thread after my first post, but I can't. I don't care if I come across as a judgmental cunt. This may be a porn board, but I don't have to condone something that puts other people in harm's way.

Do those of you who think this is such a great idea have law enforcement experience dealing specifically in traffic law and the aftereffects of driving while distracted, drunk, high, tired, angry, ill, or stupid? No? Well, do you know someone who deals with people like this on a regular basis? I do.

Distracted driving is distracted driving--it doesn't matter if you're talking on a cell phone, reading, putting on makeup, fiddling with the radio/CD player, getting a blow job or whatever. It's dangerous, and it's vehicular homicide if you kill someone.

While the idea of being watched by people in other cars might be hot, you'll be in some legal trouble if you offend the wrong person. You wouldn't want to use your vacation money to fight public indecency charges, would you?

For more on oral castration while driving, check out The World According to Garp. And those poor bastards were in a parked car.

I'll stand with you as one of those judgemental cunts.

 

[SweetErika]

I'll stand with you as one of those judgemental cunts.

Me too. Very well said, Eilan.

I have never given head to a driver, nor would I, but have touched, been touched, and teased a bit. It has been minor, secondary to driving, and stopped instantly by one or both of us when it started to become a distraction in every case (hell, I even tell passengers to stop talking when it begins to affect my concentration). It was fun and made for hot sex when we arrived at our destination, but no amount of spice is worth putting health and lives at risk.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'll stand with you as one of those judgemental cunts.

Having already registered my opinion, I'm wondering what the gender-appropriate counterpart to "judgmental cunt" might be.

 

[elizabeth22673]

i have to agree with the other posters. its too dangerous...i have an idea though. just stop an a rest stop (tell him you have to go potty) and surprise him right then and there. its still spontaneous and you dont have to worry about 'what if'

have fun!

 

[Sportland]

Since it could possible endanger many people why not do what others mentioned and pull over somewhere and give him head there. Also since you really wanted to give him head while driving why not throw in a quickie to boot. Better yet find a secluded spot and once your done going down on him, get out of the car, and spread yourself wide over the hood for him. That would be just as spontaneous.