Bootgrrl Unzipped...

[lorddragonwolf]

Well, look on the bright side, you would save money by not having to buy gas or food or pay rent,,,,,,,,, lol,,,,,, of course on the bad side you would get a boyfriend you probably dont want, lol

lol nope not me i will kill to keep this body exit only.

 

[kayte]

tell me about it i thought about shooting it right then and there but i dont think the cops would have liked that one.

Nodding. Sometimes they have no sense of humor..........

 

[kayte]

yea i can see it now.


Judge: sir please tell me why you shoot your truck on the highway.

LDW : Well its like this your honor. Tthe damn thing pissed out all its oil and would not keep any more inside of it so i pulled out my gun and shot it hoping it would have a quick death. I was going bury it but that damn pig i mean cop showed up and told me to drop it. So i did it wasn't my fault that the damn gun went off and blew the tire off the pigs i mean cops car. He really got really pissed off when i started to laugh about it.

Judge: Sir i am afraid we will have to give you 6 months for the firing of a weopon within city limits and 6 months for the damage to the car. plus we dont like to be called pigs so i am giving you 10 years for that.


yep 11 years in jail just fotr shooting my truck.

And you didn't sell tickets so we'd all know to come by and watch?

 

[lorddragonwolf]

Nodding. Sometimes they have no sense of humor..........

lol tell me about it. one of the last times i was pulled over and asked if i had any drugs in the car i said no. then was asked if i had any dead bodies in the trunk and i said not tonight . i thought the cop was going to shit right then and there.

 

[kayte]

Well, look on the bright side, you would save money by not having to buy gas or food or pay rent,,,,,,,,, lol,,,,,, of course on the bad side you would get a boyfriend you probably dont want, lol

Oh My!!!!

 

[lorddragonwolf]

And you didn't sell tickets so we'd all know to come by and watch?

sorry next time i will.

 

[appleapps]

lol tell me about it. one of the last times i was pulled over and asked if i had any drugs in the car i said no. then was asked if i had any dead bodies in the trunk and i said not tonight . i thought the cop was going to shit right then and there.

LOL, lucky you had a cop with a sense of humor, some would have searched the whole car after a comment like that, lmao

 

[lorddragonwolf]

LOL, lucky you had a cop with a sense of humor, some would have searched the whole car after a comment like that, lmao

yes i know what makes it worse is i fit the druggie profile long and gottee

 

[appleapps]

yes i know what makes it worse is i fit the druggie profile long and gottee

yep, they judge people by there looks, now if you were clean shaven and wearing a suit and what have you, he probably wouldnt have even asked any of those questions

 

[kayte]

lol tell me about it. one of the last times i was pulled over and asked if i had any drugs in the car i said no. then was asked if i had any dead bodies in the trunk and i said not tonight . i thought the cop was going to shit right then and there.

Boy you live dangerously. Looking at your location designation.

 

[kayte]

sorry next time i will.

Will have to have hot fresh popcorn too!! I will set that up!!

 

[appleapps]

Will have to have hot fresh popcorn too!! I will set that up!!

Well, since it is cops we are watching i probably shouldnt bring the beer, how about if i bring some iced tea??

 

[kayte]

Well, since it is cops we are watching i probably shouldnt bring the beer, how about if i bring some iced tea??

Both kinds, right!! Sweet and Non!!

 

[appleapps]

Both kinds, right!! Sweet and Non!!

Most definately!

 

[lorddragonwolf]

yes i can see this now my own fan club in the back of the court house eating popcorn and drinking iced tea.

 

[appleapps]

yes i can see this now my own fan club in the back of the court house eating popcorn and drinking iced tea.

Hey, we are there just to give you moral support, doesnt me we cant enjoy it also, right?

 

[kayte]

yes i can see this now my own fan club in the back of the court house eating popcorn and drinking iced tea.

Think we can smuggle some in to you?

 

[appleapps]

Think we can smuggle some in to you?

just dont ask us for cakes, they probably wont allow them, at least not the kind i would make,,,,, with a file

 

[manofsteel52]

Everyone having a nice MD weekend?

 

[appleapps]

Everyone having a nice MD weekend?

(((((((((((((MoS)))))))))))))))

Weekend was good, now just relaxing,,,,, how was yours?

 

[kayte]

Everyone having a nice MD weekend?

Good afternoon {{{{{{{{{{{{{{MoS}}}}}}}}} Mine was pretty good!! Hope you are having a nice one too.

 

[manofsteel52]

Hi appy, kayte
My weekend's okay... perhaps a bit too relaxing...

 

[appleapps]

Hi appy, kayte
My weekend's okay... perhaps a bit too relaxing...

too relaxing? is that anything like too much sex??

 

[manofsteel52]

too relaxing? is that anything like too much sex??

Baby, there's no such thing as too much sex!

 

[appleapps]

Baby, there's no such thing as too much sex!

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!