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I think we should make you Chairman of the Bored. (sorry, couldn't resist...)
LMAO ... I actually love that!
*jumps up on the desk*
Let's shall we ...
Bored as Fuck
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LMAO ... I actually love that!
*jumps up on the desk*
Let's shall we ...
draconus_infernus
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LMAO ... I actually love that!
*jumps up on the desk*
Let's shall we ...
I thought you'd never ask!
*strips and jumps on desk with you*
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MsTexas
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Well someone had to ask ...
*slowly strips clothes off*
I got excited and jumped on the desk before I took my clothes off ...
draconus_infernus
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Well someone had to ask ...
*slowly strips clothes off*
I got excited and jumped on the desk before I took my clothes off ...
*helps you take clothes off*
That's fine. I like watching women get naked.
*peels off your panties and gives your clit a quick kiss*
Mmmmm, delicious.
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MsTexas
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Then we have something in common, I like getting naked for men!
*moans with pleasure*
Yes, you are!
draconus_infernus
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And I like getting naked for women.
*sucks your clit into my mouth and flicks it with my tongue*
But I prefer making women cum even more.
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MsTexas
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Gawd!!
We seem to be on the same page, or desk as it may be.
*runs my fingers through your hair*
I'm sure you're very good at making women cum ...
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Mr. President ...
I think we hijacked this thread
I think we did. Do you want me to stop, Madame Vice President?
*slips a finger into your pussy*
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MsTexas
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*takes your finger and slips it into my mouth, sucks gently*
Unfortunately, I need to go and stimulate the economy and take my car to the tire shop.
BUT ....
As always, I shall return.
*smacks your ass as I jump off the desk and slowly walk out the door*
draconus_infernus
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*takes your finger and slips it into my mouth, sucks gently*
Unfortunately, I need to go and stimulate the economy and take my car to the tire shop.
BUT ....
As always, I shall return.
*smacks your ass as I jump off the desk and slowly walk out the door*
I'll be waiting. And thank you for the enjoyable Saturday morning!
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draconus_infernus
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Oh you aint seen nothing yet darlin ...
Then I have something to look forward to!
See you soon.
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She slowly unbuttoned her blouse, exposing a black satin and lace bra that was straining to contain the treasures within. The blouse fell silently to the floor as he stood watching, mouth slightly agape and tongue tracing over his teeth. She glanced over at him and smiled;
"I see you're as glad to see me as I am to be here..." she said in a voice rich with smoky desire. She reached for the buttons on her jeans, popping them open one by agonizingly slow one at a time. By the time the last button had separated he had crossed the room, scooped her up in his arms, and was heading for the bed. She giggled and embraced his muscular form, eager to see what he had in mind, or would improvise...
"I see you're as glad to see me as I am to be here..." she said in a voice rich with smoky desire. She reached for the buttons on her jeans, popping them open one by agonizingly slow one at a time. By the time the last button had separated he had crossed the room, scooped her up in his arms, and was heading for the bed. She giggled and embraced his muscular form, eager to see what he had in mind, or would improvise...
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Hey this is the thread for people who are too bored for pixelated sex. Unless the next addition of the story involves a hermaphrodite, a can opener, a donkey and some mayonnaise I'm not interested.
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draconus_infernus
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LMAO
Pervert ...
Aren't we all, though?
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*laughs*
I've never had a boring fuck!!
*proclaimed unrepentant smart ass as well*
I think there is two types of boring fucks.
Physically boring, as in just sort of lie there
and
Mentally boring, just nothing to excite the brain
I am sure we have all had one or the other and even at times become one or the other
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MsTexas
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Hmmm makes sense but as I've already stated ....
I've never had a boring fuck ....
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Hmmm makes sense but as I've already stated ....
I've never had a boring fuck ....
with you...I dont think that any fuck wopuld be boring....whewwwwww
Hmmm makes sense but as I've already stated ....
I've never had a boring fuck ....
I've never had a boring fuck either.....some are better then others for sure but never one I would call boring.
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MsTexas
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Well I've never been told so ...
I'm thinking I'm not!
Oh most definately, some are better than others.
draconus_infernus
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Yes but, mayonnaise?
I can do without the mayo. Jell-O, on the other hand, could be fun!
