What I sent to my husband for next Mother's Day:
http://www.theonion.com/article/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten--32401
On your next business trip, I will be happily delivering breakfast to your room. And I serve you a special amouse bouche without tip. And if you still want some special desert after the eggs and pancake, I might have some special menue to offer. And before I forget, chef's recommendation: have your eggs with some good sausage
