Bored UK housewife

Hello Poetryinmotionxo you sound so intriguing .. hard to know why you're being so under appreciated
From a fellow East Midlander
 
I'm currently not bored, but am always up for stimulating conversation. It doesn't even need to be sexual. I have a robust vocal cadence, and my vocabulary is always changing.
I'll also make you laugh. That comes with a money-back guarantee.
 
Hi, 49 year old male here, also from the UK, feel free to drop me a message anytime you’re bored ☺️
 
Bored housewife from the UK looking for some chat/mutual fun. Often awake during the night feeding and feeling very horny & neglected.
Are you only looking for men? Because I'm a bored UK housewife too... could have written this post verbatim!
Would love to chat and have some fun, if you're interested. Might make those 3am feeds a bit more fun for both of us x
 
Are you only looking for men? Because I'm a bored UK housewife too... could have written this post verbatim!
Would love to chat and have some fun, if you're interested. Might make those 3am feeds a bit more fun for both of us x
Bored Yank hubs......love to chat with the UK's..........they are so kinky!
 
Are you only looking for men? Because I'm a bored UK housewife too... could have written this post verbatim!
Would love to chat and have some fun, if you're interested. Might make those 3am feeds a bit more fun for both of us x

Jealous you ladies have a sex drive, baby #2 seems to have really killed whatever my wife had left, which wasn't much.
 
Are you only looking for men? Because I'm a bored UK housewife too... could have written this post verbatim!
Would love to chat and have some fun, if you're interested. Might make those 3am feeds a bit more fun for both of us x
I’ve sent you a message ☺️
 
Bored Yank hubs......love to chat with the UK's..........they are so kinky!

Jealous you ladies have a sex drive, baby #2 seems to have really killed whatever my wife had left, which wasn't much.
Sorry to hear that BbI87. I think that's really common, and can't be easy on you or your wife. But mine is as high as ever. If anything, I think it might have increased. Pregnancy felt incredibly feminine and I felt quite sensuous.
 
Sorry to hear that BbI87. I think that's really common, and can't be easy on you or your wife. But mine is as high as ever. If anything, I think it might have increased. Pregnancy felt incredibly feminine and I felt quite sensuous.

Ya, I found her very attractive when pregnant but she didn't want me near her most of the time. I do have the slightest bit of a breeding kink, so kinda makes sense on my end at least. 😄

But ya, most things that can have the effect of increasing libido (pregnancy included) have had the opposite effect. I'm eyeing menopause with trepidation. 😬

But hey, that's what we have Lit for. 🤷‍♂️
 
She's a lucky woman. I felt so horny in pregnancy but hubby didn't touch me once. Think he thought I might break or something 🙄

Meanwhile I was masturbating every damn day. Other than it feeling good, I loved the thought of baby getting a bunch of oxytocin and endorphins. Is that weird?!
 
Last edited:
She's a lucky woman. I felt so horny in pregnancy but hubby didn't touch me once. Think he thought I might break or something 🙄

Meanwhile I was masturbating every damn day. Other than it feeling good, I loved the thought of baby getting a bunch of oxytocin and endorphins. Is that weird?!
Not weird at all, I think. Modeling relationships, self-regard, joy, happiness, etc. is key for kids to feel, see, hear. Baby is lucky to have you and will love you unconditionally.
 
She's a lucky woman. I felt so horny in pregnancy but hubby didn't touch me once. Think he thought I might break or something 🙄

Meanwhile I was masturbating every damn day. Other than it feeling good, I loved the thought of baby getting a bunch of oxytocin and endorphins. Is that weird?!
Weird, but acceptable.
 
She's a lucky woman. I felt so horny in pregnancy but hubby didn't touch me once. Think he thought I might break or something 🙄

Meanwhile I was masturbating every damn day. Other than it feeling good, I loved the thought of baby getting a bunch of oxytocin and endorphins. Is that weird?!

Maybe she's lucky, but I'm sure as hell not. 🤣
 
Weird, but acceptable.
I don't know, it makes sense to me! Babies are affected by high levels of cortisol (stress hormone) in pregnancy. So it makes sense to me that if you have high levels of oxytocin, that might affect them too.
Basically... orgasms = oxytocin = happy baby (probably)
Well that's my theory anyway. And I'm a VERY dedicated parent ;)

Can you tell I'm a nurse?! Medically justifying multiple orgasms 😂😂
 
Back
Top