Boy goes after his mother

[Atikaya]

A tree?!?!

Yup. A tree. It's entirely possible since I've seen it done before. That will definately be enough to satisfy the mom or any woman for that matter.

If mom is still having problems with satisfaction ratings she should contact black snake.

Blacksnake, have you wrote any more interracial stories? How about adding a woman working in a zoo falling in love with a monkey?? It's not really interracial, rather a working of a monkey and a woman but still it sounds like a neat idea and I know you have the confidence to pull it off...!

 

[InsatiableMe]

Yup. A tree. It's entirely possible since I've seen it done before. That will definately be enough to satisfy the mom or any woman for that matter.

Are we talking about a small tree? I'd think the bark alone would hurt!

 

[handlebars69]

Yup. A tree. It's entirely possible since I've seen it done before. That will definately be enough to satisfy the mom or any woman for that matter.

If mom is still having problems with satisfaction ratings she should contact black snake.

Blacksnake, have you wrote any more interracial stories? How about adding a woman working in a zoo falling in love with a monkey?? It's not really interracial, rather a working of a monkey and a woman but still it sounds like a neat idea and I know you have the confidence to pull it off...!

beastiality stories are not allowed on lit.....

 

[snooper]

I'd think the bark alone would hurt!

A case where the bark is worse than the bite?

Sorry - I couldn't resist it!

 

[InsatiableMe]

lol Bad joke, but it deserves a chuckle.

 

[Atikaya]

Handlebar : It's not beastility! Monkeys are just like humans and even share the same genes, you idiot. 99.99% of we are indeed some form of monkey.

 

[handlebars69]

but since monkeys live in zoos, i would think they are considered animals... and sex between animals and humans just cannot be done on lit

 

[snooper]

... 99.99% of we are indeed some form of monkey.

Over 90% of the human genome is the same as that for a banana. Does that mean that masturbating with a banana is also bestiality?

Definition: bestiality is sex with an animal.

Definition: animal is any living creature which has a central nervous system and is not human.

Definition: human is a member of a species that locks other species in zoos for fun.

 

[InsatiableMe]

Definition: animal is any living creature which has a central nervous system and is not human.

Is that really what came up as the definition of "animal", or did you use it to set up your joke?

 

[BlackSnake]

When I was in high school there were those who seemed not human and to stupid to be a monkey, though some where hairy all over and made weird noisy during sex.