Bra Sizes

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Who the hell doesn't like Laurel? Stand up so I can knock you down.

As for bra sizes -- fascinating stuff, but nothing makes me snooze during a stroke story faster than "measurements". I'm trying to visualize a cute girl, and now I have to do math? I don't think so...

"Her 36D breasts wrapped around my 13 inch cock as I slid into her mouth which contained 34 teeth, 2 capped. After subtracting the difference in our height and carrying over her shoe size, I came…"

 

[ANiceGuy]

There all too....

I have yet to have a girlfriend or wife who didn't think her boobs were either too big, too small, or too average. Of course it could have just been flirting to get me to do some research and give my moaned opinion. hehehe (It always worked!!)

Thanks fer the input Laurel I never did do any real measurments, just mouth, hand and cxxx measurements.

Of course I have always enjoy getting their opinion of a certian part of me too.

 

[Laurel]

Re: There all too....

Thanks fer the input Laurel I never did do any real measurments, just mouth, hand and cxxx measurements.

I like that better...I have a hard time picturing numbers. When a character is described as "6' tall, 36C-24-36, 8.5 shoe size..." it loses me. I prefer, "She was a tall woman, with a distinct waist and breasts like ripe pomegranites..." The whole fruit comparison thing is overdone, but I prefer it to a list of stats because I can picture a pomegranite.

 

[ANiceGuy]

Yeah I agree

Maybe fruit descriptions are a little over done but I can relate to "apple sized, half cantalope, melon sized, (I can't even get close to spelling pomagranete so I don't use it!) I too would much rather see verbal descriptions than numbers. Even "huge" and "small" create a better picture than 44DDD or 32AAa (TWO AND a HALF A)

Yes I love/lust the girl I'm with and find perfection in her lemons,pears,cantalope,mellons, and those poma whatever things!!!


PS does an erect nipple throw the measurment off?? hehehe

 

[Closet Desire]

A couple of comments...

A woman isn't built on a blueprint so the numbers are pretty much a waste of time. Only one way to fit a bra to a woman...go shopping and try them on. Besides, if you find yourself in London, Milan, or Paris the size game goes out the window. Women come in too many shapes and sizes for two numbers to describe them properly. If you take a dozen 36C's off the rack and try them on, only a couple will fit properly (Oh yes, my fav past time is shopping for bras and knickers with CD-able).

I agree wholeheartedly that reading a story about heaving double D's and throbbing manhoods leaves me cold. I sort of figure that if you take that out of the story and you don't have a story anymore then there wasn't any point writing in the first place. We all have our own concept of what is erotic and I think what is suggested is as important in erotica as what is happening. Leave the reader to fill in the finer details.

Finally, underwear belongs on the inside? Well, sometimes! To me nothing is as delicious as a custom-made corset laced up over a slinkly French blouse or a lucious lace brassiere against white skin peeking from behind a Spanish leather jacket. Oh I must stop here...

As for the jokes? I was laughing my arse off and didn't miss the point at all. Well done.

Now...back to the leather and lace...

 

[BlueEyed5ftAngel]

i forgot

My first visit here. Oh my.... giggling... very enlightening? I actually know what you all are chatting about. Big Smile.. "To each their own" I say. AS for being out of proportion...hmmmmm 5foot with 34FF uuhhh ohhhh. giggglingg......

 

[Dillinger]

Hat Size

For the record (who keeps this record anyway?) I wear hat size 7 7/8, that's 63 metric, or 24.6239 inches. When it comes to writing stories the hat size may perhaps be more important than bra size or cock size.

For those who don't know it, hat size is measured in circumference. To do so:

1. Measure circumference of head usually about 3/4" above ears where hat is worn.
2. Measure tight to 1/8" for accuracy.
3. Divide by pi (3.1415) to find hat size.

(Tis an ill wind that blows no minds...)