Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

[Carmenica Diaz]

the story would play out like a movie in my mind.

I understand

 

[sirhugs]

I loved AJ insisting she was " just a shoulder to cry on"....lovely image that

 

[Xectxny19X]

hmmmm...take out Brad and it'll be a wonderful story! *wink*

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

hmmmm...take out Brad and it'll be a wonderful story! *wink*

I agree - perhaps substitute Brad with...?

 

[sirhugs]

I agree - perhaps substitute Brad with...?

...hmmmm....me?
jk

but you notice I keep rotating back to the girl/girl aspects?
even espn.com had a " what were they thinking " poll on Jen breaking up with Brad and the #1 reader choice was " hey, I'd like phoesex with Angelina too"

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

...hmmmm....me?
jk

That certainly is an option, of course, but I was considering george Clooney

 

[sirhugs]

That certainly is an option, of course, but I was considering george Clooney

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When I compare AJ's wattage with almost any guy, I understand why she is bi- she needs more heat than they can provide.

 

[TheCaptain]

the image in my minds eye of Brad Pitt tied to a chair forced to watch the two vixens at play

edited to add:

scrath the tied up...Lit will not allow celeb bondage. Better he walks in mid way through, AJ says " this beat phone sex any day" and they slam the door in his face

Really?!? Lit won't allow celeb bondage? Even in the BDSM category? What's up with that? I thought they wouldn't have a problem with that, if all the characters involved were of the legal age...

That's a good angle, though... could just picture Brad being restrained (willingly) in a chair in the corner, as Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston 'get it on' on the king-size bed.

Then, when he can't stand it any more, he's unbound, and quickly gets down to the 'bare essentials' to join in on the naughty shennanigans!

Of course, a whole lot of rowdiness, arguing, and unfaithful acts, on both Brad and Jen's part alike, would proceed the 'climactic' three-way, but the tale SHOULD be written in such a manner so that the tale leads up to that point.

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When I compare AJ's wattage with almost any guy, I understand why she is bi- she needs more heat than they can provide.

When you look at a babelicious vixxxen like Angelina, it would be a crime for her NOT to be a bi-beauty!

 

[sirhugs]

no celeb bondage

I go only by previous posts- I have never seen an actual edict on the subject, but I have been told that celeb bondage/rape/non-consent raises fears of being accused of advocating stalking or other criminal activity- it is okay to suggest it about a fictional character because no crazy reader can go enact it, but a real person is not ok....

 

[TheCaptain]

Re: no celeb bondage

I go only by previous posts- I have never seen an actual edict on the subject, but I have been told that celeb bondage/rape/non-consent raises fears of being accused of advocating stalking or other criminal activity- it is okay to suggest it about a fictional character because no crazy reader can go enact it, but a real person is not ok....

Okay, but what if (as I described in the posting above) it's a part of a consenting sexual act (ie restraining one participant so that another could tease or seduce them)?

If I were to write a story about Brad and Jen, as a married couple, engaged in consenting acts of bondage or D/s, is that going to get approved or would it just be a waste of everyone's time (ie my own, cause Lit won't touch it with a ten foot pole)?

Was thinking that, if I were to write a story along this vein, that Angelina Jolie would come in as 'the other woman'.... three celebrities, no outsiders, BDSM (probably no M involved though) not getting too extreme and only amongst consenting celebs.

Is that something Lit would be likely to let through? Am I just going too far with this? Does anybody know? Can I get in touch with anybody at Lit to recieve reasons WHY a bit of light restraint between MARRIED characters, even if they are celebrities, would not be allowed?

I don't really have any major gripe either way about this... just thought the idea would be a pretty good one to write a story about and post, but I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it one way or another!

 

[Xectxny19X]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

When I compare AJ's wattage with almost any guy, I understand why she is bi- she needs more heat than they can provide.

agggh...so true! Gosh, I love the girl in "Gia!"

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Re: no celeb bondage

Okay, but what if (as I described in the posting above) it's a part of a consenting sexual act (ie restraining one participant so that another could tease or seduce them)?

If I were to write a story about Brad and Jen, as a married couple, engaged in consenting acts of bondage or D/s, is that going to get approved or would it just be a waste of everyone's time (ie my own, cause Lit won't touch it with a ten foot pole)?

Was thinking that, if I were to write a story along this vein, that Angelina Jolie would come in as 'the other woman'.... three celebrities, no outsiders, BDSM (probably no M involved though) not getting too extreme and only amongst consenting celebs.

Is that something Lit would be likely to let through? Am I just going too far with this? Does anybody know? Can I get in touch with anybody at Lit to recieve reasons WHY a bit of light restraint between MARRIED characters, even if they are celebrities, would not be allowed?

I don't really have any major gripe either way about this... just thought the idea would be a pretty good one to write a story about and post, but I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it one way or another!

try a PM to Laurel

 

[TheCaptain]

Re: Re: Re: no celeb bondage

try a PM to Laurel

Cool, thanks

Appreciated muchly

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Re: Re: Re: no celeb bondage

Cool, thanks

Appreciated muchly

would jen get a turn being tied up too?

 

[TheCaptain]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: no celeb bondage

would jen get a turn being tied up too?

Well, naturally.... but it all depends on Lit now doesn't it?

And Angelina was going to join in on the little fun.... but we'll see what Laurel says about it! Thanks for the advice

 

[TheCaptain]

Re: Re: Re: no celeb bondage

try a PM to Laurel

Okay, just tried a PM to Laurel

We'll see where things go from here, but either way I'm cool... got new projects bursting out of my head now faster than I can type, so either way, I'm doing just fine! Reckon I'm going to wear down my fingers til they're bloody stumps by the end of 05.

Now, if only I can stay out of these forums and keep on the straight-and-narrow with these new stories of mine...

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Re: Re: Re: no celeb bondage

Okay, just tried a PM to Laurel

We'll see where things go from here, but either way I'm cool... got new projects bursting out of my head now faster than I can type, so either way, I'm doing just fine! Reckon I'm going to wear down my fingers til they're bloody stumps by the end of 05.

Now, if only I can stay out of these forums and keep on the straight-and-narrow with these new stories of mine...

and then I finally went to the Story Index and searched. There are a handful of celeb bondage stories ( Jennifer Love Hewitt anyone?). Would be nice to know if there really is a policy or if it is an urbane legend

 

[TheCaptain]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: no celeb bondage

and then I finally went to the Story Index and searched. There are a handful of celeb bondage stories ( Jennifer Love Hewitt anyone?). Would be nice to know if there really is a policy or if it is an urbane legend

Ah, k then Maybe I should have done the same before PM'ing Laurel!

Ah well, too late now...

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: no celeb bondage

Ah, k then Maybe I should have done the same before PM'ing Laurel!

Ah well, too late now...

at least we'll know the real rules

 

[TheCaptain]

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at least we'll know the real rules

I'll post the PM, or parts thereof, for those who are interested, if and when I recieve it... but now I'm feeling a little more positive about being able to go forward with this!

 

[sirhugs]

for the Jen fans, someone could build on her crying on the shoulder of her hairdresser. Is he gay? If so, does he rise to the occasion, validating her wonanhood? Or invite a few Friends over for a party?

 

[TheCaptain]

for the Jen fans, someone could build on her crying on the shoulder of her hairdresser. Is he gay? If so, does he rise to the occasion, validating her wonanhood? Or invite a few Friends over for a party?

Yeh that might be a nice way to take things when she finds out about Brad and Angelina's shennanigans behind her back... she goes to cry on somebody's shoulder (a gay-bi hairdresser man, or maybe a lesbian friend from her highschool, somebody she's always been able to rely upon unlike those fickle Hollywood-types she's surrounded herself with) and, during this moment of emotional turmoil and confusion, something snaps and she finds herself in a sexually-compromising situation with this person (the guy haircutter or the girlfriend labia-lapper, it doesn't really matter at this point )...

If it ends up being the hairdresser guy, she would probably be the aggressor, though in a subtle, 'please-make-me-feel-loved' kind of way. Or with the lezbo-friend scenario, she would probably be the one being seduced...

'One moment she's crying on her friend's shoulder, telling her how much Brad hurt her and did her wrong, the next Jen has her blouse unbuttoned, her skirt ripped off and her panties pulled aside while her pal goes to work on her moist, shaved slit with her swishing tongue...'

Ideas at the moment... slowly melding and congesting into something more in my murky, hung-over and thoroughly sleep-deprived thought processes at this insanely early hour of the morning .

I don't really know about the group of guys on Jen, though... in the tale, I'm thinking that she's more of the 'damsel in distress' type and that Angelina's the 'bad girl' type (usual stereotypes but still the most clear for everyone out there ).

Brad's the 'salami in the sandwich' . The gay guy giving his cock to Jen to make her feel loved and sexy is a good idea, and so is the one I came up with bout the lesbian friend... can I work both ideas into the story?

And then there's the BDSM aspect I want to work in there, too, between Brad, Jen AND Angelina (if Laurel will allow PLEASE!!! ).

Darn, man, this story (if I get it all off the ground) could quite easily work out being 5-10 chapters, and keep me busy through much of '05!

 

[sirhugs]

yeah, Cap, but the readers would love it, and you.....

 

[Amy Sweet]

You know, and without celebrity bondage, where's the fun in casting Angelina?

But that could just be for me, I suppose.

No doubt.

Can't wait to see a bondage story elsewear with a raven haired full lipped beauty who's first name just *happens* to be Angelina and who's last name just never *happens* to get mentioned.

 

[Amy Sweet]

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Tilly.