Brainless twits of the world unite!! Together we are a force to not reckon at all!!!

[Aranian]

Ever catch yourself looking around for something you're already holding? Sometimes I take of my glasses, forget, and then absentmindedly reach up to adjust them on my face...

 

[Silverlily]

No, but I've freaked out opening my contacts case and finding it empty. Of course it was, I already had them in.

 

[Caligirl]

That's so funny Aranian. I've done that in the shower, reached up to adjust my glasses. I thought that was a pretty good blonde moment. I made myself feel better by just laughing it off.

 

[Alyrahh]

Finally, a thread I can relate to! I frequently put the pitcher of iced tea in the cupboard after pouring myself a glass. Needless to say, by the time I find it, it isn't "iced" tea anymore. At least twice a week I brew a pot of hot water after leaving the basket that holds the coffee sitting on the counter instead of inserting it into the coffee maker. We'll just attribute that to the morning brainlessness.

Just yesterday, I was enthralled in a conversation on the telephone while trying to ready myself for work, I was becoming very aggitated because my foot wouldn't fit in my purse... I suppose I was planning to wear my shoes over my shoulder?

On a side note, this reminds me of a blond joke I heard not long ago; A blond was sitting at her desk at work, everyone had been pointing and laughing at her most of the day. One of her co-workers finally grew a set and walked up to ask her "Why, may I ask, do you have a tampon behind your ear?" To which she replied, with an enlightened look on her face "Ohhh.. so THAT'S where I put my pen!"

ewww... booo... old joke... (Just thought I'd flame myself and save everyone else the time!)

 

[Samuari]

JUST did the coffe thing.

 

[Alyrahh]

Rather irritating isn't it?