Braking News!

[LusterMunky]

(Reuters, San Francisco)
(For immediate release, if you know what I mean)

It was announced today that LitPimp has secured a new round of venture capital funding for the company's latest venture, SnatchShare.

LitPimp's CEO and founder, Mister Munky, described SnatchShare as "like Uber, except for pussies instead of cars".

Senior LitPimp officials, speaking on condition that they were
allowed to have time to pull their trousers up from around their ankles, described the latest round of venture capital funding as "significant".

Industry Analyists estimated the funding to be "somewhere north of twelve dollars".

 

[LusterMunky]

SnatchShare is, above all else and beneath most, a high tech enterprise. The days of guyz pming their (alleged) cock pix is over. We now live in the age of Smartphones. With SnatchShare gurlz need only enter their GPS into the WhereIsMySnatch app and the boyz will cum flocking, assuming they haven’t gotten off enroute just thinking about snatch. And how cool a word is “enroute”? I just made it up, thank you.

Where were we?

Oh yes. You gurlz are worried about safety or having some furry animal show up at your front door with his dick hanging out. Rest assured (or just take a nap) SnatchShare’s crack TIT Squad, which is the same as “IT” except for another letter up front, will be addressing your concerns as soon as they finish eating their smoked baby oyster pizza with pesto sauce, which is almost as tasty as nekkid pics of Trixie.

 

[Little_Sister]

*yawn* I am sleepy.