Breaking; NUCLEAR WAR WITH IRAN

[Matthew Craig]

Hundreds of mutated radioactive kittens have been released from Iranian war ships just off the coast of New York.

"Motherfuck! My goddam taxi!" said one New Yorker who narrowly escaped. "Fucking goddam radioactive kittens!"

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[jaF0]

So, there's hot pussy in NYC?

 

[Matthew Craig]

So, there's hot pussy in NYC?

[Luk]Yeah, your moms.[/luk]

 

[phrodeau]

Should have been a Persian. Fail.

 

[Liar]

Fun fact: All kittens are radioactive.

 

[Boxlicker101]

It's Catzilla!!!

 

[InsightRiot]

omg, that kitten is cute! Can we keep him?

 

[beew]

omg, that kitten is cute! Can we keep him?

her nose is very kissable

 

[beew]

Hei, IR.

I know that you guys can't look up RT because it's subversive to US interests.
But as a separate thing, they have a couple of good shows, like 'On contact' with Chris Hedges.

I see that now they dedicated an entire show to be hosted by Slavoj Žižek.

I don't understand the appeal. Why is he so popular among the Western and non Western public?

 

[InsightRiot]

Hei, IR.

I know that you guys can't look up RT because it's subversive to US interests.
But as a separate thing, they have a couple of good shows, like 'On contact' with Chris Hedges.

I see that now they dedicated an entire show to be hosted by Slavoj Žižek.

I don't understand the appeal. Why is he so popular among the Western and non Western public?

I've read RT articles.
I think RT shows are on cable TV here, I've never watched any tho.

I see mister Zizek is a Hegelian Marxist in his bio, and not an atheist. I think communism could work if everyone freely chose to believe in one universal ideal. Unfortunately, that is a utopian illusion because man is flawed.

I'll be watching the Peterson vs. Zizek debate soon. Thanks for bringing this to my attention.

 

[Go_Fuck_Yourself]

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[Boxlicker101]

her nose is very kissable

You don't actually kiss; you just sort of touch.

 

[HisArpy]

Hah. You can tell it's fake.

If it were real there'd be jet fighters flying at mach II in between the buildings shooting missiles everywhere.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Hah. You can tell it's fake.

If it were real there'd be jet fighters flying at mach II in between the buildings shooting missiles everywhere.

Who's gonna pull the trigger on a kitten? Cold hearted bastards.

 

[HisArpy]

Who's gonna pull the trigger on a kitten? Cold hearted bastards.

This is my dilemma. I currently have SEVEN and no one wants to pull the trigger and take one home.

Cold hearted bastards indeed. Who doesn't need a kitten in the house?

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

This is my dilemma. I currently have SEVEN and no one wants to pull the trigger and take one home.

Cold hearted bastards indeed. Who doesn't need a kitten in the house?

I am by no means a cat person but I have always had one and when they have kittens it's a mixture of 'motherfucker now we got a bunch of cats and we need to get rid of these things' and 'holy shit they're cute. omg omg omg it's cuddling me'

fuckin cats

 

[InsightRiot]

I'll be watching the Peterson vs. Zizek debate soon.

I watched it, I expected more from Zizek.
Also, I nailed his outlook. (Damn, I'm getting good at this!)

If we could get everyone to have the same moral compass, then communism would work. Hell, ANY system would work if everyone held the same beliefs. Diversity is antithetical to cohesion. Zizek doesn't understand that because he was born and raised in a homogenous society, must have been nice. He should come live with me for a few years and get some diversity.

I still believe that capitalism is the system that works best with all the different types of people.

I'd like to see more Libertarian thinkers talk.
There's a guy named Curt Doolittle who has this political and economic philosophy he calls Propertarianism. It's interesting, not your typical laissez-faire Libertarianism. He's got some truthful speech regulations that challenge my free speech beliefs.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hah. You can tell it's fake.

If it were real there'd be jet fighters flying at mach II in between the buildings shooting missiles everywhere.

Or biplanes with machine guns.

 

[Shelly2inme]

I knew this was going to happen..

I knew that gigantic mutant kittens would invade sooner or later. There are only two ways to stop them. 1. Impeach Trump without any criminal conviction.

Or, 2. Matthew Craig needs to find the woman that shit on the street and send her to NYC. The cat will committee suicide when it sees how sick human society has become. Please Matthew, find her and save the world.

 

[HisArpy]

I knew that gigantic mutant kittens would invade sooner or later. There are only two ways to stop them. 1. Impeach Trump without any criminal conviction.

Or, 2. Matthew Craig needs to find the woman that shit on the street and send her to NYC. The cat will committee suicide when it sees how sick human society has become. Please Matthew, find her and save the world.

or 3. Adoption is the only real answer. So get out there and shake your kitty crack snack bag. Do it quick before it swallows that car whole and chokes to death on it.