UnHolyPimpHand
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By the time they arrived at the restaurant, Evan was relieved to get out of the car and have Ozzy pass off the keys to the valet—he’d have to find another way for him and Sanna to get home. Ozzy had been doing bumps of cocaine off the side of his fist for the entire drive over and was visibly agitated by the time they arrived. He clapped his hands together repeatedly, as they moved away from the vehicle, clearly very excited for their meal.
“Fuck yeah!” Ozzy all but shouted, startling a nearby well-to-do old lady, “I’m goddamn starving! I could eat a whole goddamn veil calf right now—Fuck!”
The old man to match the old woman came from inside passing Ozzy with a disapproving look as he wrapped his horrified wife in her arctic fox shawl. They must have been drinking with their dinner because something made the old man feel brave.
“I beg your pardon, young man—but there is no need for that type of language or that volume of voice. There are ladies here.”
“Oh yeah, Jeeves the butler? How about—fuck you! Huh? How’s that volume language?”
Evan held Ozzy back with a forearm, he was jumping and shouting and even spitting as he tried to fight the older man. Evan was able to wrestle his arms around his friend and turn him toward the restaurant.
“Sincerest apologies, sir. My friend here… he’s just very enthusiastic about French cuisine,” Evan smiled, trying as usual to excuse Ozzy’s behavior.
“Yes, well… I made my fortune in the sixties, young man and I know all too well what causes that kind of enthusiasm,” the old man remarked, somewhere between commissary and condescending as he helped his wife into their Rolls Royce which the valet had rushed to the front, “and it isn’t escargot.”
“I got your enthusiasm right here—you limp-cock motherf—"
“Mister Walker! Please, come inside, don’t get excited. We’ve got your table all ready, the best in the house—please,” Henry (pronounced ahn-ree) the general manager intercepted Ozzy and led him inside, his antics were well known to the staff, as he was a regular, “I have your favorite whiskey already at your table, please.”
As Ozzy was led inside, Evan waited by the entrance, looking for Sanna. He was actually looking past her until she smiled at him—he could barely recognize her in her new clothes and makeup. It was enough to make his cock swell just slightly in the leg of his slacks. He cradled her face in his hand and kissed her sweetly but deeply, his other hand passing smoothly over her exposed back.
“My God,” Evan remarked with a gasp after the kiss broke, “you look incredible. Ready to eat?”
“Fuck yeah!” Ozzy all but shouted, startling a nearby well-to-do old lady, “I’m goddamn starving! I could eat a whole goddamn veil calf right now—Fuck!”
The old man to match the old woman came from inside passing Ozzy with a disapproving look as he wrapped his horrified wife in her arctic fox shawl. They must have been drinking with their dinner because something made the old man feel brave.
“I beg your pardon, young man—but there is no need for that type of language or that volume of voice. There are ladies here.”
“Oh yeah, Jeeves the butler? How about—fuck you! Huh? How’s that volume language?”
Evan held Ozzy back with a forearm, he was jumping and shouting and even spitting as he tried to fight the older man. Evan was able to wrestle his arms around his friend and turn him toward the restaurant.
“Sincerest apologies, sir. My friend here… he’s just very enthusiastic about French cuisine,” Evan smiled, trying as usual to excuse Ozzy’s behavior.
“Yes, well… I made my fortune in the sixties, young man and I know all too well what causes that kind of enthusiasm,” the old man remarked, somewhere between commissary and condescending as he helped his wife into their Rolls Royce which the valet had rushed to the front, “and it isn’t escargot.”
“I got your enthusiasm right here—you limp-cock motherf—"
“Mister Walker! Please, come inside, don’t get excited. We’ve got your table all ready, the best in the house—please,” Henry (pronounced ahn-ree) the general manager intercepted Ozzy and led him inside, his antics were well known to the staff, as he was a regular, “I have your favorite whiskey already at your table, please.”
As Ozzy was led inside, Evan waited by the entrance, looking for Sanna. He was actually looking past her until she smiled at him—he could barely recognize her in her new clothes and makeup. It was enough to make his cock swell just slightly in the leg of his slacks. He cradled her face in his hand and kissed her sweetly but deeply, his other hand passing smoothly over her exposed back.
“My God,” Evan remarked with a gasp after the kiss broke, “you look incredible. Ready to eat?”