Britney Spears story request

[DVS]

Re: where's the dinosaur?

That was a great start to the story. I wonder however, what happened to the dinosaur I requested? I am highly disappointed.

There was a dinosaur. Yassir Arafat.

 

[Sephiroth]

Tom Green is the no-talent dweeb Drew Barrymore was married to for about six months.

He played the husband to Drew's character in "Charlie's Angels" if you saw that clunker.

Though it's not really that important, I'd like to point out that Tom played Drew's one night stand in the movie; not her husband.

 

[Axeltheswede]

Britney Story

You are right. I stand corrected. He was the "one night stand" she was anxious to get away from.

He threw himself off his tugboat as she was leaving. Too bad he bobbed back to the surface. If he would have stayed down, it would have saved miles of innocent film stock.