BSDM & Satanic Worship

[callinectes]

I beleive it was called Davey & Goliath

YES! Yes!! that's it! Thank you so much. It was driving me nuts.


ETA, I dig the hell out of Sherman and Mr. Peabody. In fact, I dig the hell out of anything on Bullwinkle.

Sorry for the hijack BB and CX!

 

[SunshineLdy]

but as a practicing Roman Catholic

I'm with CM on this one! Satanism is purely a Catholic/Christian ideal! It has no basis in other religions. You can be evil and practice BDSM, or if you check the history books, you can be EVIL and be appointed to a place of power by the POPE (Spanish inquisition, Salem witch trials, sexual deviants of the clergy throughout the churches history etc...).

Evil people are worldwide, and regulating them to a category based on their sexual prefrence is stupid and inaccurate. There are good and bad people in every facet of life. Those that delegate a person to a category based on sexual interests would, in my opinion only, benefit from some education and/or are extremely small minded and petty. (I'll stand aside when it comes to harming an innocent in any form...against their will)

I'd rather them say "I don't like people that do BDSM, because it makes me uncomfortable." Rather than label ME or people I know and care for as a satanist, a deity I personally don't even believe in (I put more faith into the evil that men do, rather than make excuses and give it over to some unknown evil creature, created by men, to keep Man in check). But that's another rant


::: looks around :::
My this soapbox is high!

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I really don't see how on earth anyone could mistake a lifestyler with a Satan-worshiper. Where in God's name (mind the pun) did you meet these people?!

Do I look like a Satanic follower to ya'll?

Yet another piece of proof that there are crazy people in any and all religions. Mine included.

What does a Satanic worshiper look like? I've never known one.. except maybe Darth Bunny over there..

 

[satindesire]

Just look on yahoo profiles. The women sometimes have oddly colored hair (like purple and stuff) and wear a lot of black. They never wear skirts or shave their legs. And if they have kids, they won't send them to public school.

The men generally have particularly satanic-looking spade beards and swastikas tattooed somewhere on their bodies. Usually their foreheads. Sometimes they have large nose rings and wear leather jackets.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Just look on yahoo profiles. The women sometimes have oddly colored hair (like purple and stuff) and wear a lot of black. They never wear skirts or shave their legs. And if they have kids, they won't send them to public school.

The men generally have particularly satanic-looking spade beards and swastikas tattooed somewhere on their bodies. Usually their foreheads. Sometimes they have large nose rings and wear leather jackets.

Hmm most of the "debils" I've met are leggy blonds.

 

[graceanne]

They also probably believe that the internet is Satan's tool, that dancing is a sin, and the world is flat.

 

[neonflux]

What does a Satanic worshiper look like? I've never known one.. except maybe Darth Bunny over there..

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/vaunsterFifi.jpg

 

[Chris_Xavier]

They also probably believe that the internet is Satan's tool, that dancing is a sin, and the world is flat.

How'd you guess?

 

[BiBunny]

Usually a pretty good indication...

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Usually a pretty good indication...

Voice over by James Earl Jones...

 

[Chris_Xavier]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/vaunsterFifi.jpg

Isn't that Bunny on a bad hair day?? <ducks as a cup comes hurling at me from 'Bama>

 

[BiBunny]

Isn't that Bunny on a bad hair day?? <ducks as a cup comes hurling at me from 'Bama>

*Snicker* My thin-ass hair could never be that big, not in a million years. I found another one that Kitty took of me at a bonfire party last month. It looks exactly like I have flames shooting out of my chin. Is this indicative of my true inner nature as well?

 

[Chris_Xavier]

*Snicker* My thin-ass hair could never be that big, not in a million years. I found another one that Kitty took of me at a bonfire party last month. It looks exactly like I have flames shooting out of my chin. Is this indicative of my true inner nature as well?

Rumor has it that you don't drive.. you fly.. on a pitchfork!

 

[BiBunny]

Rumor has it that you don't drive.. you fly.. on a pitchfork!

'Tis actually a stick horse with really pointy ears, but the same principle applies, I guess.

 

[graceanne]

How'd you guess?

To tell the truth Satan can use anything in his favor, even things that are supposedly 'godly'. *shrugs* On the bright side the bible says 'that all things work to the glory of God'.

This kind of person I just turn on my 'uh-huh' button and leave as soon as possible. It's like my family freaking out that I bought my sister a beer and a shot of somethingortheother after her boyfriend commit suicide. They were like 'well she was drunk'. I FUCKING HOPE SHE WAS! For God's sakes, if their's ever a time to get drunk, the day you find your boyfriends brain's splattered on your pillow IS IT! The other is if your child dies.

Sometimes my family really bugs the crap out of me.

 

[HottieMama]

Rumor has it that you don't drive.. you fly.. on a pitchfork!

Damnit....and i thought it was only me that flew around on a pitchfork here....ripping the head off teddy bears as i do so......**giggle**

**grumbles**

 

[Chris_Xavier]

To tell the truth Satan can use anything in his favor, even things that are supposedly 'godly'. *shrugs* On the bright side the bible says 'that all things work to the glory of God'.

This kind of person I just turn on my 'uh-huh' button and leave as soon as possible. It's like my family freaking out that I bought my sister a beer and a shot of somethingortheother after her boyfriend commit suicide. They were like 'well she was drunk'. I FUCKING HOPE SHE WAS! For God's sakes, if their's ever a time to get drunk, the day you find your boyfriends brain's splattered on your pillow IS IT! The other is if your child dies.

Sometimes my family really bugs the crap out of me.

Sounds like a good reason to have a stiff one.. (drink that is). Is she okay now?

And isn't there no other reason for family to exist but to make you realize how good your friends are (because we chose them and family is given to us whether we want 'em or not?)

 

[graceanne]

Sounds like a good reason to have a stiff one.. (drink that is). Is she okay now?

And isn't there no other reason for family to exist but to make you realize how good your friends are (because we chose them and family is given to us whether we want 'em or not?)

Well their's those friends who . . . well me and my friend's motto is 'we'll be friends forever, you know too much'.

She's ok. It happened sunday. If you want details they're on the isolated blurt thread.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

'Tis actually a stick horse with really pointy ears, but the same principle applies, I guess.

Hopefully you ride it sidesaddle like a "proper lady".

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Sounds like a good reason to have a stiffie..

Chris... you are such a perv!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

If I didn't like sex so much, I'd join the Jesuits.

Sex, schmex! I just vant to keep my slave! Call me Father Malice!

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=764680

(From The History of the World, Part 1)
*begins singing...*

The Inquistion (Let’s Begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission
To convert the Jew (Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew)
We’re gonna teach them (Wrong from right)
We’re gonna help them (See the light)
And make an offer that they can’t refuse.
(That the Jews just can’t refuse)

Confess…Don’t be boring
Say yes… Don’t be dull
A fact… You’re ignoring
It’s better to lose your skullcap than your skull (Or your gavalt)

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
But the inquisition’s here and it’s here to stay

The inquisition (Oh boy)
The inquisition (What joy)
The inquisition (Oi oi)

I was sitting in a chapel I was minding my own business
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass
Then these papus person’s plungered
And they throw me in a dungeon
And they shoved a red hot poker up my ass
Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of preparation H in sight.

I’m sittin’ flickin’ chickens
And was lookin’ thru the thickens
When suddenly these guys break down the walls
I didn’t even know them
And they grabbed me by the scrotum
And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls
Oy the agony
Oy the Shame
To make my privates public for a game

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
But the inquisition’s here and it’s here to…

Hey Torquemada
What do you say

I just got back from the auto-da-fé ,
auto-da-fé What’s the auto-da-fé?
It’s what you oughtn’t to do but you do anyway.

Skit scat doodlebac doodle be bay

Will you convert….NO NO NO NO
Will you confess….NO NO NO NO
Will you revert….NO NO NO NO
Will you say YES….NO NO NO NO

Now I asked in a nice way
I said pretty please
I bent their ears
Now I’ll work on the knees

Hey Torquemada
Walk this way
We got a new game you might want to play
Pull this handle, try your luck
Who knows Torque, You might win a buck (All right)

Put it in the car
In the car In the car

How we doing. Any converts today?
Not a one Nay Nay Nay
We’ve flattened their fingers
We’ve branded their buns
Nothing is working
SEND IN THE NUNS

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
So come on all you heathens and you Jews
We got some good news for all of yous
You’d better change your point of views today
Cause the inquisitions here and it’s here to say.

 

[BiBunny]

Chris... you are such a perv!

*Snort* Takes one to know one, doesn't it, EG?