Budweiser?

[Disgustipated]

I hate to quote Hall & Oates at a time like this, but say it isn't so!

Putting him on ignore now.

Vettebirther, Peter or hall and oats?

 

[Saint Peter]

Peter

Get fucking real.


Fata loves me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

you need to impale yourself on something better. Like me? xx

Ooh you cheeky Scotsman! I have to check...are you Glaswegian? I had an "incident" there in a chippy. Still have Rambo style flashbacks.

 

[Disgustipated]

Get fucking real.


Fata loves me.

That's because you're a cunt.

 

[Dream59]

Ah, but don't take it out on innocent beer. That problem, as with so many others great and small in today's troubled world, would be solved by the simple expedient of killing almost everyone.

Selfish parking - headshot. Dealt with. Aggressive, rude, hectoring language in public - headshot. Dealt with.

If every form of antisocial and criminal behaviour had a 'One strike and you're dead' response, including people who don't understand beer, the world would be a better place - nicer, less crowded, and far less polluted.

I like you. We think alike. I was not going to take it out on the beer. I was just going to execute the idiots that insist on putting fruit in theirs. If the beer is made with it then that is one thing, but adding a wedge on lemon, lime, orange, ect. to a beer because it is preppie trendy needs a headshot immediately.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Get fucking real.


Fata loves me.

She bloody well does. As much as cheese.

 

[Dream59]

She bloody well does. As much as cheese.

A strong smelly cheese?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ah, but don't take it out on innocent beer. That problem, as with so many others great and small in today's troubled world, would be solved by the simple expedient of killing almost everyone.

Selfish parking - headshot. Dealt with. Aggressive, rude, hectoring language in public - headshot. Dealt with.

If every form of antisocial and criminal behaviour had a 'One strike and you're dead' response, including people who don't understand beer, the world would be a better place - nicer, less crowded, and far less polluted.

I'm down with this.

For me it's people who talk at the cinema. Or worse, those imbeciles who have to root through buckets of popcorn. Just take it from the top fuckers.

Kill them.
Kill them all.

Oh and Cliff Richard.

 

[thør]

Fucking beer snobs.

 

[Fata Morgana]

A strong smelly cheese?

Fine and mature. With blue veins.

 

[Scotsman69]

Edinburgh originally...

but an adopted Glaswegian now.

I'd love to make your flashbacks real...

Ooh you cheeky Scotsman! I have to check...are you Glaswegian? I had an "incident" there in a chippy. Still have Rambo style flashbacks.

 

[bronzeage]

I have enjoyed beer on five continents: North America, Europe, Africa, Asia, and Australia.

So I am used to many different types of ale and lager. Which may be more that you can say?

US Bud is second worst to Australia's notorious Foster's in my opinion, though most other Aussie ales and lagers are more than acceptable. Like Bud, Foster's thought the way to conquer world markets was to brew something with no taste or bite.

But tastes differ. In Europe we prefer food and drink to really have a bite. Which is why I can't drink Starbuck's coffee. Like Bud and Foster's, far too bland.

Dear Mr Scotsman,

There is something one can find on all continents and they are the same. These are beer snobs. They differ little from cigar, wine, or whisky snobs.

In my neighborhood we don't consider Starbucks to be coffee, but I'm sure some people like it and it's no reflection on them. If you want food with bite, come see me. I'll fix you up. There's a reason we like our beer cold.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That's because you're a cunt.

A horse-fucking cunt.

 

[Saint Peter]

...for a limited time only...

 

[Fata Morgana]

My Eyes! My Fucking Eyes!!

 

[Saint Peter]

...alright. that should do it...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh god. Chunks is blue?

 

[Disgustipated]

My Eyes! My Fucking Eyes!!

Gah!!

 

[Scotsman69]

I love Blue Stilton...

... maybe the best thing to come out of England. Along with Old Speckled Hen. And you?

Fine and mature. With blue veins.

 

[Saint Peter]

Oh god. Chunks is blue?

Chunks is happy as can be!

 

[Fata Morgana]

but an adopted Glaswegian now.

I'd love to make your flashbacks real...

I only requested gravy on my chips and nearly got my head stoved in. Paisley it was I think.

 

[Scotsman69]

Thanks for the invitation laddie...

I'd love to come and see you. But only if you pay my airfare.

Dear Mr Scotsman,

There is something one can find on all continents and they are the same. These are beer snobs. They differ little from cigar, wine, or whisky snobs.

In my neighborhood we don't consider Starbucks to be coffee, but I'm sure some people like it and it's no reflection on them. If you want food with bite, come see me. I'll fix you up. There's a reason we like our beer cold.

 

[pointless]

seriously, chocolate wine is something you people are okay with? alright then. fuck you too.

 

[Scotsman69]

Paisley

is NOT Glasgow. Ask any Buddy, lassie. It is defiantly (and I mean defiantly, not definitely) different.

I only requested gravy on my chips and nearly got my head stoved in. Paisley it was I think.

 

[thør]

seriously, chocolate wine is something you people are okay with? alright then. fuck you too.

Have you tasted any of it?