building the perfect babe
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Shy Tall Guy
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Nah - that's the inner you; you just want to share your beauty with the rest of the world, and you used Thumper as an excuse. I could tell in the way you posed that you wanted to exhibit yourself.April said:
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Before you flee post some more photos!April said:
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Great. Everyone else gets to be part of your Lit Babe, but all I get is to be eaten. Wait, maybe that doesn't sound so bad after all...Shy Tall Guy said:Personally I would prefer her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti (in keeping with my new evil image - muuaaahhahaha)
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I've decided that I want two perfect babes.
I'm not going to name names. Like all ya'll don't already know who they are anyway.
I just want them both to be bisexual with my stamina. Oh the orgiastic joy..... *sighs blissfully*
I see a story here. Muff and her Perfect Men...
Ollie slipped his coat off, throwing it on the chair in disgust. It had been a real piss ripper at the hospital today. He rubbed his temples, trying to remember why he wanted to become a doctor in the first place.
"Think Ollie C, gyno to the gorgeous babes," Muff said, grabbing his hand and tugging him over to the barcalounger. Barcalounger? When did they get a barcalounger? She shoved him into it and yanked on the lever. His head flew down, feet flew up and she straddled his waist, tugging at his trousers. "Just relax, sugar. Muff'll make it alllll better."
Ollie didn't like the look in her eye. Well, maybe he did, but he was to tired to do anything about it. "Muff, I just pulled a straight 78 hour shift."
"That's okay, sugar. Ya'll jes' lie back'n go to sleep now. I only need your cock, right? Did you know this thing has a massager?" She settled onto his cock and then flicked something on a remote. The chair started humming. "Oooh, yeah, Ollie vibrator."
Her eyes crossed, making her rather resemble a cat his mother had once had who'd run full tilt into a plate glass window and knocked itself stupid.
"Honeys, I'm home!" The door slammed open and PC sauntered casually inside. "Busy already? Hog all the Muff, Ollie, you prick. Hey, that's my barcalounger. I'm not sharing."
Muff laughed. "Of course you are, didn't you notice that you were sharing already?"
PC tossed the stuff from his pockets onto the foyer table and went over to the barcalounger. He patted the leather fondly. "Ain't she a beauty?"
"Oh yeah," Ollie groaned, his eyes crossing. The things Muff's muff could do.
"I meant the chair."
"Oh yeah." If PC would just shut up he could cum and go to sleep.
Muff leaned over, her breasts brushing against his shirt. He reached up and squeezed them. He turned his head and watched her undo PC's jeans with interest.
Um. Excuse me. I gotta, um. I gotta, um. Go. Er, now. It's a little, er, hot in here. And I gotta. Oh god. Go.
I'm not going to name names. Like all ya'll don't already know who they are anyway.
I just want them both to be bisexual with my stamina. Oh the orgiastic joy..... *sighs blissfully*
I see a story here. Muff and her Perfect Men...
Ollie slipped his coat off, throwing it on the chair in disgust. It had been a real piss ripper at the hospital today. He rubbed his temples, trying to remember why he wanted to become a doctor in the first place.
"Think Ollie C, gyno to the gorgeous babes," Muff said, grabbing his hand and tugging him over to the barcalounger. Barcalounger? When did they get a barcalounger? She shoved him into it and yanked on the lever. His head flew down, feet flew up and she straddled his waist, tugging at his trousers. "Just relax, sugar. Muff'll make it alllll better."
Ollie didn't like the look in her eye. Well, maybe he did, but he was to tired to do anything about it. "Muff, I just pulled a straight 78 hour shift."
"That's okay, sugar. Ya'll jes' lie back'n go to sleep now. I only need your cock, right? Did you know this thing has a massager?" She settled onto his cock and then flicked something on a remote. The chair started humming. "Oooh, yeah, Ollie vibrator."
Her eyes crossed, making her rather resemble a cat his mother had once had who'd run full tilt into a plate glass window and knocked itself stupid.
"Honeys, I'm home!" The door slammed open and PC sauntered casually inside. "Busy already? Hog all the Muff, Ollie, you prick. Hey, that's my barcalounger. I'm not sharing."
Muff laughed. "Of course you are, didn't you notice that you were sharing already?"
PC tossed the stuff from his pockets onto the foyer table and went over to the barcalounger. He patted the leather fondly. "Ain't she a beauty?"
"Oh yeah," Ollie groaned, his eyes crossing. The things Muff's muff could do.
"I meant the chair."
"Oh yeah." If PC would just shut up he could cum and go to sleep.
Muff leaned over, her breasts brushing against his shirt. He reached up and squeezed them. He turned his head and watched her undo PC's jeans with interest.
Um. Excuse me. I gotta, um. I gotta, um. Go. Er, now. It's a little, er, hot in here. And I gotta. Oh god. Go.
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KillerMuffin said:I've decided that I want two perfect babes.
I'm not going to name names. Like all ya'll don't already know who they are anyway.
I just want them both to be bisexual with my stamina. Oh the orgiastic joy..... *sighs blissfully*
I see a story here. Muff and her Perfect Men...
Ollie slipped his coat off, throwing it on the chair in disgust. It had been a real piss ripper at the hospital today. He rubbed his temples, trying to remember why he wanted to become a doctor in the first place.
"Think Ollie C, gyno to the gorgeous babes," Muff said, grabbing his hand and tugging him over to the barcalounger. Barcalounger? When did they get a barcalounger? She shoved him into it and yanked on the lever. His head flew down, feet flew up and she straddled his waist, tugging at his trousers. "Just relax, sugar. Muff'll make it alllll better."
Ollie didn't like the look in her eye. Well, maybe he did, but he was to tired to do anything about it. "Muff, I just pulled a straight 78 hour shift."
"That's okay, sugar. Ya'll jes' lie back'n go to sleep now. I only need your cock, right? Did you know this thing has a massager?" She settled onto his cock and then flicked something on a remote. The chair started humming. "Oooh, yeah, Ollie vibrator."
Her eyes crossed, making her rather resemble a cat his mother had once had who'd run full tilt into a plate glass window and knocked itself stupid.
"Honeys, I'm home!" The door slammed open and PC sauntered casually inside. "Busy already? Hog all the Muff, Ollie, you prick. Hey, that's my barcalounger. I'm not sharing."
Muff laughed. "Of course you are, didn't you notice that you were sharing already?"
PC tossed the stuff from his pockets onto the foyer table and went over to the barcalounger. He patted the leather fondly. "Ain't she a beauty?"
"Oh yeah," Ollie groaned, his eyes crossing. The things Muff's muff could do.
"I meant the chair."
"Oh yeah." If PC would just shut up he could cum and go to sleep.
Muff leaned over, her breasts brushing against his shirt. He reached up and squeezed them. He turned his head and watched her undo PC's jeans with interest.
Um. Excuse me. I gotta, um. I gotta, um. Go. Er, now. It's a little, er, hot in here. And I gotta. Oh god. Go.
Jesus Christ, I can't wait for chapter two. And please darlin' you know how homophobic I am...I'll be naked in the same room with Ollie and you, but he has to respect my three foot personal space bubble. No touching, even on a professional level. You, on the other hand, I'll lick like a tootsie pop, right down to the chewy center.
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Fucktards. Not one of you mentioned my ladylike Southern charm. 
The perfect man:
Oliver Clozoff's charm
International Funboy's sense of humor...however odd it be.
PC's smarts
Haze's love for the naked female form
Juspar's body
miles' compassionate heart
Marxist/shadowsource because I KNOW they could take the ration of shit I give out!
Gnufi for the hot sex penis.
The perfect woman:
Lavy's sense of right/wrong
Never's ability to confuddle me
Mishcka cause I just plain like her - I want somma that babe "in me"
Lickerish's tatas
Lisa's bum
Sexy-girl's lips
April's flat tummy
Celestial Body's kick ass smile and teeth
Muffy-stuff's attitude
and....I'll keep my own hair. Totally fuckable
The perfect man:
Oliver Clozoff's charm
International Funboy's sense of humor...however odd it be.
PC's smarts
Haze's love for the naked female form
Juspar's body
miles' compassionate heart
Marxist/shadowsource because I KNOW they could take the ration of shit I give out!
Gnufi for the hot sex penis.
The perfect woman:
Lavy's sense of right/wrong
Never's ability to confuddle me
Mishcka cause I just plain like her - I want somma that babe "in me"
Lickerish's tatas
Lisa's bum
Sexy-girl's lips
April's flat tummy
Celestial Body's kick ass smile and teeth
Muffy-stuff's attitude
and....I'll keep my own hair. Totally fuckable
Oliver Clozoff
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WOW
Man, I totally didn't expect to be the subject of a hot drawn-out Muffin-fantasy (I can't usually vibrate without that vibrating chair, but if you gave me some of KM's MountainDew...
And don't worry, PC. You have my word that I'll respect your 3-foot "no-cock zone".
Southern - that's a pretty damn spicy woman you got there. You mind if I borrow her for a few minutes?
Man, I totally didn't expect to be the subject of a hot drawn-out Muffin-fantasy (I can't usually vibrate without that vibrating chair, but if you gave me some of KM's MountainDew...
And don't worry, PC. You have my word that I'll respect your 3-foot "no-cock zone".
Southern - that's a pretty damn spicy woman you got there. You mind if I borrow her for a few minutes?
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Re: WOW
Back off Ollie... she stole mine so I'm taking her BACK!
Oliver Clozoff said:
Back off Ollie... she stole mine so I'm taking her BACK!
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Re: Re: WOW
First - It's not who you know, it's who you blow.
Second - It's not stealing when they come to you willingly.
Svedish_Chef said:
First - It's not who you know, it's who you blow.
Second - It's not stealing when they come to you willingly.
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Re: Re: Re: WOW
But but but I'm coming... I'M CUMM
Oh my god that tastes good. More lime?
SimplySouthern said:
Second - It's not stealing when they come to you willingly.
But but but I'm coming... I'M CUMM
Oh my god that tastes good. More lime?
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TV's brain and steamy sexuality
sarahUK's kindness
simplysouthern's hair and rapier wit
CB's eyes
lavender's intelligence
TV's brain and steamy sexuality
sarahUK's kindness
simplysouthern's hair and rapier wit
CB's eyes
lavender's intelligence
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Perfect......hmm. Perfect truly is a relative term. That being said, I think that I would like to take a vacation with, simultaneoulsy but separately, lavender, SimplySouthern, and Mishcka.
Forget the robo-babes.....these ladies are pretty close to perfect...
Now there is a slight logistic problem here, vacationally speaking, since I intend to fullfill my obligations as travel companion and King Hot Stud Cock(TM) with each lovely in the equation. This is compounded by the fact that I intend to take each sweet lass to a different exotic locale on the great lovely mudball we call a planet.
For lavender: A flat in Prague. Daytrips to Vienna....LOTS of public sex, this gal's gotta have it, and have it under the dessert table she will! I plan to get kicked out of every snooby euro-trash restaurant along the way ...
For Mishcka: The deserted sparkling pacific sands of Kaui. These beaches were made for nudin' and that's just what we'll do. I'm packing my camera along for this ride becuase I KNOW Mish wants to pose for the talented eye of the Funboy....and it beats stealing glances at her on the sly. The cover of Sensual Monthly awaits....
For Simply Southern: A roof top over looking Downtown New Orleans... on a crisp clear night. After the motorcycle ride we'll adjourn back to hotub for some full-on body length squirming...
Room service will be the meal of the day, followed by mutual massage, with Ketchup, NATCH...
Then it's out to the bayou for a night of campfires, spirits and Sleeping-bag lovin' that will shake the world...
God bless the law-girls..I love 'em..
oh....as for how I plan to be with them all during the same night in all these places at once? Well...I'll work it out..no worries ;-)
Forget the robo-babes.....these ladies are pretty close to perfect...
Now there is a slight logistic problem here, vacationally speaking, since I intend to fullfill my obligations as travel companion and King Hot Stud Cock(TM) with each lovely in the equation. This is compounded by the fact that I intend to take each sweet lass to a different exotic locale on the great lovely mudball we call a planet.
For lavender: A flat in Prague. Daytrips to Vienna....LOTS of public sex, this gal's gotta have it, and have it under the dessert table she will! I plan to get kicked out of every snooby euro-trash restaurant along the way ...
For Mishcka: The deserted sparkling pacific sands of Kaui. These beaches were made for nudin' and that's just what we'll do. I'm packing my camera along for this ride becuase I KNOW Mish wants to pose for the talented eye of the Funboy....and it beats stealing glances at her on the sly. The cover of Sensual Monthly awaits....
For Simply Southern: A roof top over looking Downtown New Orleans... on a crisp clear night. After the motorcycle ride we'll adjourn back to hotub for some full-on body length squirming...
Room service will be the meal of the day, followed by mutual massage, with Ketchup, NATCH...
Then it's out to the bayou for a night of campfires, spirits and Sleeping-bag lovin' that will shake the world...
God bless the law-girls..I love 'em..
oh....as for how I plan to be with them all during the same night in all these places at once? Well...I'll work it out..no worries ;-)
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Re: Re: Re: Re: WOW
I dragged your tatas by the nipple rings!
*muah*
lickerish said:
and hey, how did my 'ish, shyness, and ta'tas get dragged into all this?!
I dragged your tatas by the nipple rings!
*muah*
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How soon will these assembled women be available?
How soon will these assembled women be available?
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InternationalFunboy said:
Ah, Funstud.
I knew if I waited long enough, one day my prince would come.
Ketchup massages? You smooth talker you.
As an idea, you could always take the 3 of us somewhere together.
No, wait, that's too much excitement for ANY man.
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See DA? I told you that you had a smooth sexy voice! The legs are fantastic too.lavender said:
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I’ll just take ALL of SimplySouthern, thanks.
(Wait, that’s WAY too high caliber a compliment. And I wouldn’t know enough to make that comment. I’m sure I can find some flaws in there….. Eh fuck it, I guess I’m feeling generous. Don’t let it go to your head, biaaaaa-tch.)
(Wait, that’s WAY too high caliber a compliment. And I wouldn’t know enough to make that comment. I’m sure I can find some flaws in there….. Eh fuck it, I guess I’m feeling generous. Don’t let it go to your head, biaaaaa-tch.)
