Bunny's Ask Me Anything Thread

[BiBunny]

No, I'm being serious. We have never talked about it . (Wow, there's something we haven't talked about.....who would had thought it.)

Hot lava or broken glass?

Broken glass, I suppose. Though I wouldn't be terribly happy about either.

 

[be_ignited]

Broken glass, I suppose. Though I wouldn't be terribly happy about either.

But you'd have a theme song!

I actually watched someone do that as part of an act this weekend.

 

[Instig8r]

How did you get the name "Bunny"?

What is the first thing that you will buy once you get into your new apartment?

Have you ever had sex while on a horse?

What would be your ideal fetish outfit to wear?

Are you any good at singing?

Why do you get bored?

Is there anything you don't have an opinion on?

How would a person use the skill of "diagramming a sentence" in real life (other than teaching)?

Why are some male doms such jerks?

Why are some male submissives so whiney?

Why do some male submissives like financial domination?

Do you get any female callers at work?

Why do you like Kitty?

What was the name of your first boyfriend?

What was the name of your first girlfriend?

Will I be able to come up with more questions?

 

[BiBunny]

How did you get the name "Bunny"?

Kitty and I were calling each other Kitty and Bunny long before we started posting here. I called her Kitty because she sleeps so much and likes to curl up in my lap, and she called me Bunny because she likes to see my boobs bounce when I hop like a bunny.

What is the first thing that you will buy once you get into your new apartment?

Lamps. The genius that built the place thought it was a good idea to put zero overhead lighting in the living room. Straining to see in low light gives me a migraine, so that place is going to be full of lamps.

Have you ever had sex while on a horse?

No, and I think most of the people who say they have are full of shit. It would be incredibly hard to do.

What would be your ideal fetish outfit to wear?

I don't really get into fetish wear, honestly. If I were thin, latex might be ok. I dunno. I prefer to spend my money on toys and things I can actually use than clothes I'll never wear outside of the bedroom.

Are you any good at singing?

God, no. I can't carry a tune in a bucket. Doesn't stop me when I get drunk, though.

Why do you get bored?

Sitting around waiting for the phone to ring gets dull sometimes.

Is there anything you don't have an opinion on?

There are a lot of things I don't care enough about to form real opinions on. I don't know if that counts or not.

How would a person use the skill of "diagramming a sentence" in real life (other than teaching)?

You wouldn't. I don't even know how to diagram sentences.

Why are some male doms such jerks?

Because people are jerks, period. It's no surprise that they leak over into the Dom/sub arena.

Why are some male submissives so whiney?

Because people are whiny, period. It's no surprise that they leak over into the Dom/sub arena.

Why do some male submissives like financial domination?

It's a relatively easy way to fulfill their "control" fantasies. It's not something that interests me at all. If you want to give me money, then give me money. I have no interest in playing head games to "force" you to give it to me. I'm not very popular with a lot of "male sub" callers for this reason. (And, yes, there's a reason "male sub" is in quotation marks.)

Do you get any female callers at work?

I've had a couple women who've been on the lines with their husbands/boyfriends/whatever. But I've never had a woman just call by herself, though I've heard that it does happen sometimes.

Why do you like Kitty?

Kitty is an intelligent, beautiful, wonderful girl. She's been with me through years and years of crap that no one else has ever even thought about sticking around for.

What was the name of your first boyfriend?

Oh, hell. I'm not sure, LOL. I don't know who counts as my first "boyfriend."

What was the name of your first girlfriend?

Kitty, LOL. The first and only. Her real name's Leslie, though.

Will I be able to come up with more questions?

Probably. "Will I be able to answer them?" is probably a better question, though.

 

[Instig8r]

What do you think is wrong with people like hobbit and SeanH?

Why is Alabama such a wonderful place to live?

Why is Alabama such a lousy place to live?

What city/country would you love to live in?

Who will be President of the U.S. when you finally stop going to school?

What famous person would you like to bitch slap?

What person that posts to Literotica would you like to bitch slap?

What famous person would you like to have bitch slap you?

What is your favorite movie?

We know what your current bra size is but what _was_ your favorite bra size?

What was the name of your favorite pet?

Would you like to have a hurricane named after you?

Does Alabama have a tourism board - for places other than Huntsville?

Do you shop at Alabama's outlet malls?

Why is it wrong to end a sentence with a preposition?

What is your favorite item of makeup and the name of your favorite color of that makeup?

Why is it "I after E except after C"?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Why is it wrong to end a sentence with a preposition?

Because proper use of a preposition requires an object (therefore, the object of the preposition). If a sentence ending with a preposition makes sense without the preposition, that's the way it should be said/written (e.g., "Where's the library at?" or "Where are you going to?").

Why is it "I after E except after C"?

It's not. It's "I before E except after C, and in words where the "ei" sounds like "A," and a few other weird words."

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

I love grammar geeks.

 

[EmpressFi]

Because proper use of a preposition requires an object (therefore, the object of the preposition). If a sentence ending with a preposition makes sense without the preposition, that's the way it should be said/written (e.g., "Where's the library at?" or "Where are you going to?").

It's not. It's "I before E except after C, and in words where the "ei" sounds like "A," and a few other weird words."[/COLOR]

Except that with "Where's the library at?" or "Where are you going to?" do not require the preposition to make sentence. I'm asking the same things by saying, "Where is the library?" or "Where are you going?"

 

[Sir_Winston54]

.... If a sentence ending with a preposition makes sense without the preposition, that's the way it should be said/written (e.g., "Where's the library at?" or "Where are you going to?").

Except that with "Where's the library at?" or "Where are you going to?" do not require the preposition to make sentence. I'm asking the same things by saying, "Where is the library?" or "Where are you going?"

Isn't that what I said?

 

[Instig8r]

Because proper use of a preposition requires an object (therefore, the object of the preposition). If a sentence ending with a preposition makes sense without the preposition, that's the way it should be said/written (e.g., "Where's the library at?" or "Where are you going to?").

I object to that answer because Bunny didn't answer it

It's not. It's "I before E except after C, and in words where the "ei" sounds like "A," and a few other weird words."

Ditto above. It was a test to see if the Bunny was paying attention.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

It was a test to see if the Bunny was paying attention.

That's your story, and you're stickin' to it, huh?

 

[Instig8r]

That's your story, and you're stickin' to it, huh?

I've been to Alabama

 

[BiBunny]

What do you think is wrong with people like hobbit and SeanH?

They're bored, and being an asshole is a good way to stir up trouble and, thus, entertain themselves. I've been known to do the same thing from time to time.

Why is Alabama such a wonderful place to live?

It's not, really. I just wouldn't fit in anywhere but the South, and it's cheaper than Georgia and not as redneck as Mississippi.

Why is Alabama such a lousy place to live?

The ignorance of a large portion of the population.

What city/country would you love to live in?

Jamaica, or somewhere equally warm and beachy.

Who will be President of the U.S. when you finally stop going to school?

Haha, no idea.

What famous person would you like to bitch slap?

Pretty much all the well-known evangelists would do in a pinch.

What person that posts to Literotica would you like to bitch slap?

There are several, but I won't go there.

What famous person would you like to have bitch slap you?

Well, since Netzach doesn't count as a famous person, I'm going with Paul Walker. Yeah, he's dumb and not a good actor, but he's pretty.

What is your favorite movie?

It depends on what kind of mood I'm in. Smokey and the Bandit is up there pretty high at the moment. Yes, I'm serious. Stop laughing.

We know what your current bra size is but what _was_ your favorite bra size?

38C and 38D were nice.

What was the name of your favorite pet?

Fergie and Bubba, my two horses who've been with me since I was in high school. I got Bubba in April of '97 when I was in the 7th grade and Fergie in March '99 when I was in the 9th grade.

Would you like to have a hurricane named after you?

That would be super-cool.

Does Alabama have a tourism board - for places other than Huntsville?

All the larger cities have them. They're just not very well-known. There's a lot of stuff publicized for the Gulf Coast, though.

Do you shop at Alabama's outlet malls?

Which ones? I'm not much of an outlet mall person, though.

Why is it wrong to end a sentence with a preposition?

Sir W. answered that pretty well.

What is your favorite item of makeup and the name of your favorite color of that makeup?

I love black liquid eyeliner.

Why is it "I after E except after C"?

Sir W. covered this one, too.

 

[Instig8r]

Who did you inherit your attitude from?

What is your favorite musical group?

Do guys make passes at girls with glasses?

Have you ever gone cow tipping?

Have you ever tossed meadow muffins?

If California is the land of fruits and nuts, what are Utah, Texas, and, Tennessee?

Why does English have words with silent letters?

If you had a BDSM scene with Dr. Phil what would you do to him?

Did you have a name for your first vibrator?

If you could invent something what would it do?

Should the U.S. invade Canada to make sure to have full access to their oil?

Is Siberia really that lousy or are they just trying to keep the tourists out?

Why do people think that Paris Hilton is sexy?

What is your favorite fast food?

 

[BiBunny]

Who did you inherit your attitude from?

Both my parents. I got my mother's "tell it like it is" with a good dose of my father's "I don't give a fuck what people think about me."

What is your favorite musical group?

3 Doors Down, followed closely by Matchbox 20 and Destiny's Child. Yes, I realize those three don't go together too well, LOL.

Do guys make passes at girls with glasses?

Sometimes. Depends on the guy. The girl, too, for that matter.

Have you ever gone cow tipping?

Nope. I know people who have, though. I am vaguely afraid of cows.

Have you ever tossed meadow muffins?

With my hands, no. With a pitchfork, yes.

If California is the land of fruits and nuts, what are Utah, Texas, and, Tennessee?

Good question. I have no idea, LOL.

Why does English have words with silent letters?

Because they used to not be silent. We've retained a lot of the Middle English spellings of words, even though the pronunciations have changed.

If you had a BDSM scene with Dr. Phil what would you do to him?

Gag him. That would be all.

Did you have a name for your first vibrator?

Nah. Since I can't even remember who my first boyfriend was, do you really think I'd be sentimental like that?

If you could invent something what would it do?

I'd invent a relatively inexpensive device that can cool and/or freeze foods and drinks as quickly as a microwave can heat them.

Should the U.S. invade Canada to make sure to have full access to their oil?

No. The U.S. should make better use of our own fucking reserves, environmentalists be damned.

Is Siberia really that lousy or are they just trying to keep the tourists out?

Any place that cold has GOT to be lousy.

Why do people think that Paris Hilton is sexy?

The same reason they think all other scrawny, butter-faced white girls are sexy, I suppose. *Shudder*

What is your favorite fast food?

Arby's, I think.

Ok, no more questions for me. I've got a midterm tomorrow morning that I've been avoiding studying for for the last several hours. If I don't get on it soon, I'm not going to get a moment of sleep tonight.

 

[Yang4yin]

Why aren't you here now?

 

[BiBunny]

Why aren't you here now?

I went and ate lunch with Kitty. I'm here now.

 

[Instig8r]

How many times can you hit a rose with a hammer before it is no longer a rose?

Were you disappointed when you found out who shot Mr. Burns?

Why do women like chocolate so much more than men?

Why are women multi-orgasmic but men are not?

Is money or power the root of all evil?

What is your favorite color?

How is your favorite comedian?

Have you ever had a professor you wanted to submit to?

Have you ever had a professor you wanted to have them submit to you?

Have you ever seen a UFO?

Would you have sex with a space alien?

Do you regret starting this thread?

Who is your favorite athlete?

What is your favorite sport to participate in?

Can you juggle?

What is wrong with Lindsay Lohan's mother?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

How many times can you hit a rose with ... Lindsay Lohan's mother?

How many inane questions can you come up with?

Are you independently wealthy, that you have enough time to think all these things up? Or are you a street person using a public library computer in an attempt to lead us to suicidal ennui?

 

[Bi_Kitty]

What is your favorite color?

Bunny's answer: green and purple

How is your favorite comedian?

Bunny's answer: Good question, toss up between Larry the Cable Guy, Carlos Mencia, and Ron White

Do you regret starting this thread?

Bunny's answer: No

Who is your favorite athlete?

Not sure about current but at one time it was Chipper Jones.

What is your favorite sport to participate in?

Bunny's answer: softball

Can you juggle?

Bunny's answer: no!


That's just a little insight from a cat!

 

[nh23]

Some men are multi-orgasmic.

 

[Instig8r]

How many inane questions can you come up with?

6,721,654. Bunny already answered all the ane questions

Are you independently wealthy, that you have enough time to think all these things up?

Yes and here is a picture of me on the computer http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=27981272&postcount=23

Or are you a street person using a public library computer in an attempt to lead us to suicidal ennui?

I lied. You found me out. This is what i really look like http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=28062173&postcount=55

But Bunny (or Kitty) should be answering the questions on her thread. If you don't like her thread don't read it.

 

[subbie_333]

OK, You have told us that You are brunette and nasty (at least in reference to strap-on play). If You were to dye Your hair red, would You become batshit fucking crazy as well? If so, wanna get married?

 

[WriterDom]

Who gets more of the money from the call? You or the company?

 

[Bi_Kitty]

OK, You have told us that You are brunette and nasty (at least in reference to strap-on play). If You were to dye Your hair red, would You become batshit fucking crazy as well? If so, wanna get married?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!