By My Window

[PNUTP]

Thank you very much.

Feel free to stick around and chat. How are you doing?

Im doing great, over the moon in fact. you?

 

[MetroNJ]

Good afternoon sexy.

And no need to blush. You are fucking gorgeous and everyone knows it

 

[fieryjen]

That's why I didn't send you one. Doesn't it say that on your profile as well?

Plus, I don't wanna fuck with a woman with a knife in her hand. I like my dock, no need to get it cut off.

But no, it shouldn't be that hard to understand.

Lol

I like having my conversations out in the open. I get uncomfortable very fast, and I also noticed guys are more likely to try pressuring me in PMs than in the thread. I don't do chat or messengers at all. Besides, if I don't know someone well I'm not very likely to be talking to them about something that's private. That's why I insist on keeping it in the thread.

I get enough PMs from people just wanting to tell me they like my pics, and that's fine. I reply with a nice thank you note and delete the PM. But I constantly get PMs from people saying "hi" and nothing else who obviously expect me to reply and strike up a fascinating conversation. That's a waste of a PM right there. I'm not trying to act high and mighty about it, but if someone doesn't even go through the effort of looking at my profile, I don't feel like I need to put my effort into a reply either.

Of course, once I've talked to someone a few times, PMs aren't so bad anymore. I don't like deleting the PMs I'm fond of though, so my inbox is constantly at 99%

So there. It's my PM policy out in the open. Maybe I should construct a flowchart or something.

 

[fieryjen]

Im doing great, over the moon in fact. you?

Doing pretty good, but frustrated about the complete insanity of bureaucracy.

I'll never be rid of fucking stupid rules and hoops I have to jump through to get something as simple as a passport.

What's happened to make you so happy, if I may ask?

 

[MetroNJ]

Damn 99% full? Save some space for me! lol

 

[PNUTP]

Doing pretty good, but frustrated about the complete insanity of bureaucracy.

I'll never be rid of fucking stupid rules and hoops I have to jump through to get something as simple as a passport.

What's happened to make you so happy, if I may ask?

just a great day at college. won me a top hat

 

[fieryjen]

Good afternoon sexy.

And no need to blush. You are fucking gorgeous and everyone knows it

Well, I dunno, there was that one person who asserted I was "ugly inside and out" a while back... I'm sure he must have had a point, since it's so easy to tell over the internet.

Sorry, ignore me, I just enjoy bringing this up. That guy was comedy.

Thanks for your lovely compliment

 

[KSMilitary]

Lol

I like having my conversations out in the open. I get uncomfortable very fast, and I also noticed guys are more likely to try pressuring me in PMs than in the thread. I don't do chat or messengers at all. Besides, if I don't know someone well I'm not very likely to be talking to them about something that's private. That's why I insist on keeping it in the thread.

I get enough PMs from people just wanting to tell me they like my pics, and that's fine. I reply with a nice thank you note and delete the PM. But I constantly get PMs from people saying "hi" and nothing else who obviously expect me to reply and strike up a fascinating conversation. That's a waste of a PM right there. I'm not trying to act high and mighty about it, but if someone doesn't even go through the effort of looking at my profile, I don't feel like I need to put my effort into a reply either.

Of course, once I've talked to someone a few times, PMs aren't so bad anymore. I don't like deleting the PMs I'm fond of though, so my inbox is constantly at 99%

So there. It's my PM policy out in the open. Maybe I should construct a flowchart or something.

WTF was that? Yeah, you need a flowchart, lots of numbers, maybe a couple of graphs. Hell, just attach an Excel spreadsheet to your profile LMAO

Hi....wtf? I know, next time someone sends that to you ask them how they would fix the American economy and see how long before they disappear LOL

 

[fieryjen]

Damn 99% full? Save some space for me! lol

Welcome, fieryjen.
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Your PM box is 99% full.



That's its constant state. I usually try and go through it when it reaches 499 or 500 and delete unimportant PMs and stuff that's been quoted again and such, but I never get down further than 495 or so. I'm pretty pathetic that way.

 

[fieryjen]

just a great day at college. won me a top hat

A top hat? You mean one of those you can magic a bunny out of?

How did that happen?

 

[PNUTP]

A top hat? You mean one of those you can magic a bunny out of?

How did that happen?

A secret poker club in the prop department. Im working in lighting and sound but they still invite me to the games

 

[fieryjen]

WTF was that? Yeah, you need a flowchart, lots of numbers, maybe a couple of graphs. Hell, just attach an Excel spreadsheet to your profile LMAO

Hi....wtf? I know, next time someone sends that to you ask them how they would fix the American economy and see how long before they disappear LOL

When I'm in a nice mood, I do point out to people that it says in my profile that I don't like being randomly PM'd in a short sentence or so (I'm more likely to do that if there is at least some effort put into the PM). When I'm in an impatient mood, I just delete them. When I'm in an aggressive mood, I try to fuck with them a bit (not often though).

The BDSM forum has a thread called "The Asshat Awards" for the most inane PMs and chat conversations. I contribute there occasionally when I have something interesting.

Well... being a mathematician, I do love graphs and formulas and all that. maybe that's what my new profile pic should be... just a "Will Jen accept your PM?" chart.

Oh dear, now I feel like a diva.

 

[fieryjen]

A secret poker club in the prop department. Im working in lighting and sound but they still invite me to the games

I sort of love that idea. A poker table in a dark room surrounded by mysterious and completely random objects that are, on close inspection, mostly made out of cardboard.

So can you do the thing with the bunny?

 

[KSMilitary]

When I'm in a nice mood, I do point out to people that it says in my profile that I don't like being randomly PM'd in a short sentence or so (I'm more likely to do that if there is at least some effort put into the PM). When I'm in an impatient mood, I just delete them. When I'm in an aggressive mood, I try to fuck with them a bit (not often though).

The BDSM forum has a thread called "The Asshat Awards" for the most inane PMs and chat conversations. I contribute there occasionally when I have something interesting.

Well... being a mathematician, I do love graphs and formulas and all that. maybe that's what my new profile pic should be... just a "Will Jen accept your PM?" chart.

Oh dear, now I feel like a diva.

hahaha, how about just make your profile a pie chart with percentages of you replying to PMs

Pfft, Diva, so fucking what I say. It's your thread and account. Who should honestly care how much of a diva you are.

 

[MetroNJ]

Oh wow a mathematician...brains and beauty with a healthy dose of eroticism...

what else could a man ask for.

 

[PNUTP]

I sort of love that idea. A poker table in a dark room surrounded by mysterious and completely random objects that are, on close inspection, mostly made out of cardboard.

So can you do the thing with the bunny?

I only have a kitten but Im gonna try now. Wheres my nearest pet shop again so i can buy a bunny

 

[fieryjen]

hahaha, how about just make your profile a pie chart with percentages of you replying to PMs

Pfft, Diva, so fucking what I say. It's your thread and account. Who should honestly care how much of a diva you are.

I'd have to start collecting the statistics... oooh! Fun project!

I care though... I try to be a nice person, anyway. It's my way of doing penance for the times I've flipped out on someone and was in the wrong. It does happen occasionally.

 

[fieryjen]

Here's one conversation I had a while back. Note that in the beginning, I was very polite. But I refuse to provide details for some dude's masturbation fantasy. There are enough personal details I've provided in the thread already if you're really into this sort of thing.


Asshat: u are absolutely beautiful! your pics got me VERY hard...i wish i had a woman like u with a body like yours. i really appreciate this thread

Me: Thank you, I'm glad to hear that.

Asshat: so do u have a master?

Me: Yes, I do. He is both my boyfriend and my Master, has been for a little over six months.

Asshat: very nice...are u his slave? does he use u and treat u like 1?

Me: That's getting a little personal, don't you think?

Asshat: yeah i guess....but i mean it is an adult chat site

Me: So? That doesn't mean you can just forego basic politeness and tact when you're talking to someone and assume they don't mind.

Asshat: i know...u could just say u dont wanna talk about it

Me: That was implied.

Asshat: um ok... so thats a no u dont wanna talk about it?


At this point, I gave up.

 

[fieryjen]

Oh wow a mathematician...brains and beauty with a healthy dose of eroticism...

what else could a man ask for.

Thank you.

Actually I'm a teacher. I've always identified as a mathematician as well though, it's just in my blood. I've got both degrees, math and math ed. And I'm planning to go back to school.

 

[fieryjen]

I only have a kitten but Im gonna try now. Wheres my nearest pet shop again so i can buy a bunny

LOL! Good luck with that.

 

[PNUTP]

LOL! Good luck with that.

anything could happen. the bunny could blow up. better buy two just incase

 

[fieryjen]

anything could happen. the bunny could blow up. better buy two just incase

Make sure they're the same gender. Unless you want a litter of practice bunnies.

I'm reminded of Presto.

 

[PNUTP]

Make sure they're the same gender. Unless you want a litter of practice bunnies.

I'm reminded of Presto.

then i could sell the bunnies for money

does it matter the colour of them?

 

[trask9]

I love all of your exotic, sensual photos. My Fav in sunlight thru the window series. Would love to see the sun reflecting off the chains and belly button jewels.
Thanks for sharing.
TJ

 

[sultan_sd]

Just wanted to say that your photos are incredible, but your AV is just plain old WOW!
Keep up the good work Jen.