C-virus jokes

[Misshotndeep]

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Rambo wearing gloves...

 

[riverj]

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Apparently the Bandit has the backdoor here.....

Nice one Miss H&D

 

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When Tom hanks announced he has the virus.

 

[Misshotndeep]

If C-Virus was a person

 

[thør]

Obligatory Chuck Norris meme

 

[Misshotndeep]

I saw this and had to post it. No offense to anyone from England.

 

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Why, just why?

 

[thør]

Listen to the frog.

 

[Conager]

SARS, H1N1, and Corona walked into a bar.

They didn't close the bar until they saw Corona trailing the other two

 

[Misshotndeep]

 

[CDStephanie]

Man goes to see his doctor. Doctor says sir, I have some bad news. You have tested positive for the coronavirus. Man looks puzzled. Doctor, I do not know how that can be. I have 2000 roles of toilet paper at home.

 

[CDStephanie]

Due to the shortage of toilet paper, Taco Tuesdays are cancelled for the time being.

 

[thør]

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