Can I interest anyone in sex, drugs and rock-n-roll?

[Thumper]

Really???

Of course Dixon...you think if we were getting laid we would be here?

Next thing you know you will be saying there is no Santa Claus...

Now where was I???

 

[Guest]

 

[Thumper]

Yes Virginia...(or Luscious Lioness)

there is a Santa Claus...but all I have is a hat

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Yes Virginia...(or Luscious Lioness)

there is a Santa Claus...but all I have is a hat

He's being modest, that's not all he has. He's got goodies too.

 

[Guest]

 

[Cheyenne]

but if you just got the hat, where is the rest of the suit? And what are you wearing?

Ever hear of a birthday suit? And it fits him very well, too.

 

[Guest]

 

[Thumper]

Gotta have a heated sleigh though...

Makes coming down the chimney an all new adventure....

Instead of milk and cookies...just leave a few carrots and I'll leave ya a nibble....

Could make an interesting Christmas card...now who is on the naughty and nice list?

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Gotta have a heated sleigh though...

Could make an interesting Christmas card...now who is on the naughty and nice list?

Hey, great minds think alike. I hadn't read this before I sent you that suggestion. I'm certainly on the naughty list. That gets me a card, right?

By the way, I don't have a heated sleigh for you, but my car does have heated leather (your favorite!) seats! You're welcome to warm up anytime!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You people understand that Santa Claus was mostly invented by a Coca-Cola ad.

Right?

 

[Silverlily]

Thank you Dixon Carter Grinch

Cheyenne and I believe in Santa, don't we? (Psst - he lives in Ohio, really.)

 

[Cheyenne]

(Psst - he lives in Ohio, really.)

Yup, that's right. I know he is real because I've SEEN him!

 

[Silverlily]

Me too!

Yup, that's right. I know he is real because I've SEEN him!

Sort of gives Joy To The World a whole new meaning.

 

[Thumper]

JOY TO THE WORLD???!!!

Jesus! Talk about a major case of performance anxiety!

*waving hello to Dixon up on Mt.Crumpet*

Now I am gonna go have a Coke and a smile....and little else....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I just got back from the doctor today and he told me my heart was two sizes too small. Then he started singing, but it didn't sound sad. It was merry. It couldn't be so. But it WAS merry. VERY!

Now what the fuck is that all about?

 

[Mustang Sally]

Dix, you sure he's a real doctor?
Maybe he just plays one on TV.

 

[Alyrahh]

Hold up, wait a minute!

Are y'all saying that Santa lives right here in Ohio and I've yet to see him? Make me a believer! LOL