Canada Day versus July 4th

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Which is the better holiday?

As a ( great) Dane who lives much of the time in both countries, i have opinions, but let’s hear yours!
 
Which is the better holiday?

As a ( great) Dane who lives much of the time in both countries, i have opinions, but let’s hear yours!

Canada Day exists because of July 4th, lil lace.
 
Which is the better holiday?

As a ( great) Dane who lives much of the time in both countries, i have opinions, but let’s hear yours!



All I can say is them Canadien women know how to party. I celebrated their holliday two times in Ottawa. They take the party right into the streets, wild times!!! :)
 
What do you do on Canada Day? Slather each other in maple syrup? Eat weird fries? Shag a moose?
 
The only exist for a short time.

History is clear: All of these forms of rulership and nationalism live a short life. Maybe a few hundred years at best. Men that lived and celebrated some nation or another a thousand years ago would find that those governments no longer exist. In time Canada and the U.S.A will take their place in the history books as yet another failed attempt to control people. At that point which holiday will be most meaningful? The answer is: neither mean anything at all in the big picture.
 
History is clear: All of these forms of rulership and nationalism live a short life. Maybe a few hundred years at best. Men that lived and celebrated some nation or another a thousand years ago would find that those governments no longer exist. In time Canada and the U.S.A will take their place in the history books as yet another failed attempt to control people. At that point which holiday will be most meaningful? The answer is: neither mean anything at all in the big picture.

You should send out all the nudes you can before the world dies and it's too late!

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Are factory made mortars considered legal or illegal?
Something like these: img

Doesn't seem to be.

https://www.rocketfireworks.ca/nsearch.html?catalog=yhst-51880503744781&query=mortar

Fireworks that are illegal in Canada include:

Cherry Bombs
Snaps
M-80 Salutes
Flash Crackers
Throw-down Torpedoes
Cigarette Loads
Trick Matches
Sprite Bombs
Firecrackers*
*Permission must be granted for use.

http://www.nationalfireworks.ca/banned-illegal-fireworks/
 
Those are acceptable. Could be the website, but you can get more magnificent ones in Murica, Fuck Yeah! I tried to talk my family into all chipping in to buy a $1000 cake a couple years ago. It was a firm no.

Also, why are snaps and cigarette loads illegal?
They barely make a spark!
 
Those are acceptable. Could be the website, but you can get more magnificent ones in Murica, Fuck Yeah! I tried to talk my family into all chipping in to buy a $1000 cake a couple years ago. It was a firm no.

Also, why are snaps and cigarette loads illegal?
They barely make a spark!
Probably for the same reason Kinder Surprise Eggs are banned in the US.
 
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